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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 28 2013, 11:41 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest: The Generation Game

I'm still not wishing to take over the mantle of leadership when it comes to these contests but the main thread still hasn't resurfaced and so I thought I'd start a new one.

Who one the old one? You all did, well done.

Now, your next victims:







(Please note, I've been out of the loop for these contests for quite a few months so if I'm showing identical photos / themes I apologise in advance).
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Old May 29 2013, 01:00 AM   #2
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"I vunce caught a Scotty dis big!"
"Easy lad..."



Data (thinking): Happens every fucking week when American Idol is on.



Picard: "Quick... Soren's coming... and- LET GO OF MY PENIS!"
Kirk: "Sorry, thought it was mine"
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Old May 31 2013, 04:50 PM   #3
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Checkov: And you're all caption contest winners!

Everyone: YAY!

Checkov: Except Scotty.

Scotty: Eh?




Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?





Kirk: So wait, if you've come out of the Nexus before you went into it, where is the original, younger you?

Picard: It's... err... it's a Quantum Leap style thing, I've entered myself.

Kirk: That doesn't work because I wasn't here but have still turned up so we have to have physically left the Nexus...

Picard: This is the plot hole you're picking on?!?!?!?!!!
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Old June 1 2013, 04:15 AM   #4
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PICARD: I'm getting too old for this shit!

KIRK: Tell me about it!
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Old June 2 2013, 02:47 PM   #5
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Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.



Data: If you do not keep quiet back there, I will turn this ship around!



Picard: Where's Leadhead?

Kirk: That wasn't him in the Nexus?
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Old June 4 2013, 02:33 PM   #6
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Scotty: Oh brother. That fish that got away gets bigger every time Chekov tells this story.







Data: Excuse me. I had Taco Bell for lunch.
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Old June 4 2013, 06:40 PM   #7
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Data: Well I guess the old adage is true, Betazeds are terrible drivers. And the left thruster has been on this whole time too...
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Old June 5 2013, 08:57 AM   #8
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Chekov: It vas a glorious climax! Two magnificent vhales glistening in the air and crashing down vith total abandon!

Scotty: But enough about my night with Uhura.




Riker: Get us out of here, Data!
Data:
Activating Vin Diesel subprogram now, sir.




Picard: Do you think the crew knows about the secret Captain handshake?
Kirk: It depends. Has Spock visited this timeline yet?
Picard: I don't think so.
Kirk: Then no. Technically the Reverse Spocker hasn't even been invented yet.
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Old June 6 2013, 12:23 AM   #9
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Kirk: You know that thing I said about don't get promoted, or anything that gets you out of the Captain's chair? One more thing... pizza. You need to have some pizza every now and then.

Picard: I may give that a try someday.
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Old June 6 2013, 04:06 AM   #10
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Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!
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Old June 18 2013, 10:18 AM   #11
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Triskelion wrote: View Post

Chekov: "...and that's when I realized 10 B.C. had no mass communication."

Chorus(OS): "Jesus Christ, Superstar, who in the hell do you think you are?"
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Old June 18 2013, 10:20 AM   #12
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Riker: "Data! What the hell?"

Data(thinking): "Maybe if I turn right..."
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Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?
Riker: "That's not a station, you idiot-that's The Toilet!"
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Old June 19 2013, 04:48 AM   #14
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CHEKOV: I vunce knew a Chief Engineer thees big!

SCOTT: Standing right here, lad.
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``I dinna what ta tell ye lads, he's been like that e'er since we beamed him off the beach at Space Vladivostok.''


``DATA! How the heck did you even land us in the Candyland Molasses Swamp?!''


``Captain Kirk, you've got to hide me. I've been chased by hipsters all the way from Park Slope!''
``Let me at 'em!''
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