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Old May 29 2013, 07:18 PM   #16
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Crusher: "Nice try, Data, but that Geordi android isn't very lifelike."

Geordi: "On second thought, I think my EKG can wait until we reach Starbase 133."
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Old May 30 2013, 12:47 AM   #17
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Crusher: According to my Tricorder we appear to have entered the series finale of Deep Space Nine.
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Old May 30 2013, 01:02 AM   #18
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Thanks for the win, Leadhead!



Picard: I always did have the hots for you, Beverly.
Crusher: I'm detecting a high concentration of lame.



Worf: Captain Picard and Commander Riker are dead, I should be the captain.
Data: However Affirmative Action declares as the only android in Starfleet the post should be mine.
Worf: I am the only Klingon in Starfleet.
Data: Intriguing. Rock Paper Scissors?
Worf: Hurry, Troi's about to come to the bridge.



Riker: I need ideas and I need them quick.
Worf: Your honor has been challenged. You should initiate a fight to the death.
LaForge: I dunno, Commander... this isn't exactly my thing.
Data: Should we not call in Counselor Troi or Doctor Crusher? They could offer a female perspective about your lady friend's opinion that you are a "douchebag of the first order."
Riker: ....



Crusher: Do I even want to know?
LaForge: It's a virtual reality sex program. How was I supposed to know there would be a power surge down -there?!-


LaForge: I've got my eye on you.
Riker: You're blind.
LaForge: .... damn it!
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Old May 30 2013, 06:02 AM   #19
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Crusher: According to my Tricorder we appear to have entered the series finale of Deep Space Nine.
Picard: "Oh I love this scene, particularly when Gul Dukat is finally buggered! Aren't these old holodeck sci-fi programmes just smashing?"
Crusher: "You know Jean-Luc, there are... other programs we can try."
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Old May 31 2013, 02:21 AM   #20
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Data: Geordi, are you sure this is necessary? I do not believe it is ethical for Starfleet to employ advanced technology to improve your romantic life.

Geordi: Shut up and attach the electrodes right there, Data.

Commercial voiceover: Isn't it time you talked to your doctor about erectile dysfunction?
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Old May 31 2013, 09:00 AM   #21
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Crush: It's Firp, Captain.
Pic: I think that's supposed to say "Fire," Beverly.
Crush: According to my readings...Firp is very hot.
Pic: Like fire?
Crush: It doesn't say.




Worf: Hiphuggers and a spit curl.
Data: My peripheral visual acuity is superior to that of a Klingon warrior. Lieutenant Yar is wearing a standard gold uniform.
Crewman: The Romulans are charging weapons, sirs.
Worf: A blue Vulcan ceremonial robe.
Data: A standard gold uniform. And a spit curl.




Riker: So you're telling me this sector is only now receiving the broadcast of Luke and Laura's wedding?
Geordi: That's right, Commander.
Riker: And Mister Belvedere?
Data: No, sir. Sorry sir.
Riker: DAMN YOU PROGENITORS!!!




Geordi: So you're telling me I can just whizz in this thing?
Crush: That's right, Geordi. Feel free.
Geordi: Ahhhhhhh. So where does the whizz go?
Crush: I don't know. It's just a wetsuit.




Geordi: You know what this evening needs? My Weird Al mix tape. I'll be right back!

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Old May 31 2013, 09:55 AM   #22
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Geordi: You know what this evening needs? My photo album of alien butts. I'll be right back!
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Old May 31 2013, 12:38 PM   #23
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Geordi: You know what this evening needs? A large pizza with extra onions and Michelob. I'll be right back!
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Old May 31 2013, 02:34 PM   #24
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Data: "Klingon season!"

Worf: "Andwoid season!"

Data: "Klingon season!"

Worf: "Andwoid season!"

Data: "Andwoid season!"

Worf: "Klingon season!"

<brief pause>

Worf: "I should kill you where you stand!"
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Old May 31 2013, 02:44 PM   #25
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Picard: "Merde! I didn't bring any marshmallows!"
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Old May 31 2013, 03:34 PM   #26
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Picard: "Any reply to our message to the Enterprise that we're trapped in the bowels of an erupting volcano and need rescue?"
Crusher: "None. But it did get four 'likes.'"
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Old May 31 2013, 05:13 PM   #27
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PICARD: Is it hot in here or is it me?

CRUSHER: It's hot, dumbass.
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Old May 31 2013, 05:32 PM   #28
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Riker: "Okay, let's get all the 'guy talk' out of the way before Crusher and Troi get here."
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Riker: Gentlemen, I've asked you here today because I just found out Counselor Troi changed her relationship status to Single on her Spacebook page. Geordi, you get her password. Worf, find out where she's been the last twelve hours. Data, get me a million Likes in the next ten seconds. Go!
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CRUSHER: Preheat oven to 400 degrees...

PICARD: I think that was supposed to be Celsius.
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