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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 10 2013, 05:59 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest: Get Lost

While we wait for the main caption contest to come back, I thought I'd throw a quickie into the mix.

This one is all about deleted scenes...





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Old May 10 2013, 06:57 AM   #2
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PICARD: Seatbelts, its about time! Am I right?

WORF: Actually, its an ejection seat.

PICARD: Wait...what???
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Old May 10 2013, 07:45 AM   #3
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Troi: *laugh* I can't believe you found the Captain's text message log. Oh my, apparently someone's been a naughty boy and needs a Doctor.

Riker: And now every ensign and Admiral in the fleet knows that "Jean Luc needs a hypo full of spanking STAT!". Now where's the "Forward to the Klingon High Council" option on this thing.
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Old May 10 2013, 08:29 AM   #4
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What do you mean, a suborbital jump? These are post-it notes!




Troi: I don't remember Leah Brahms participating in a wet T shirt contest. Are you sure you want to CC her this picture?

Riker: From my terminal? No. From LaForge's? Definitely. And send.




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Old May 10 2013, 09:10 AM   #5
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"Keptin... ven did David Carson actually buy you?"



Riker: "...and apparently there's some space worm loose on the ship... and... I like it when you do that..."
Troi: "I'm not doing anything."
Wesley: "I think I found that space worm."



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Old May 10 2013, 05:49 PM   #6
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RIKER: Okay, so where do the "two cups" come in to this?

TROI: Just keep watching.
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Old May 10 2013, 07:49 PM   #7
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Candlelight wrote: View Post
While we wait for the main caption contest to come back, I thought I'd throw a quickie into the mix.

This one is all about deleted scenes...


You were WHERE during the first year of our five-year mission?

how can anyone take this seriously? Beats me.

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Old May 10 2013, 11:50 PM   #8
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Director: OK Bill, we've found the level of picture quality needed for your "hair" to look realistic!





Troi: So why isn't Leadhead doing this caption contest?

Riker: He's busy.

Troi: doing what?

Riker: He's under the desk.

troi: Isn't that slanderous?

Riker: Not as long as I don't say what he's doing.





Picard: That poster for Star Trek V wasn't exaggerating after all...
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Old May 10 2013, 11:55 PM   #9
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SHATNER: I still think we should use a stuntman.

DOOHAN: Don't worry, Walter and I double checked the rigging.
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Old May 11 2013, 12:06 AM   #10
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Old May 14 2013, 12:07 AM   #11
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Captain's Log. The Titan has been thrown 15 years into the future where a 40 year old Wesley Crusher has come aboard

Riker: ...Still a schmuck with that beard of his

Troi: (under that breath) That's what Picard said when you first grew one...
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Old May 14 2013, 01:37 PM   #12
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KIRK: Spock? Bones? You've both let yourselves go.
SCOTT: Sir, we're Scotty and Chekov, remember?
KIRK: Oh yes, weren't you some of the 'little people'?


PICARD: Seatbelts? Do I look like a wuss?
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Old May 27 2013, 10:31 PM   #13
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Troi's driving again.
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