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Old June 3 2013, 12:27 AM   #1
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Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

Michael Douglas Blames Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer: Actor says his throat cancer had nothing to do with all the booze he drank and all the cigarettes he pensively smoked, but it had everything to do with the marathon cunnilingus sessions he bestowed on his lovers.
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Old June 3 2013, 12:33 AM   #2
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

So he picked up HPV by going down on his lovers, and that caused his throat cancer. I can't wait for the PSA about that new health risk.
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Old June 3 2013, 12:35 AM   #3
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

It gets better. He also says that subsequent oral sex is the cure.
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Old June 3 2013, 12:57 AM   #4
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

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Michael Douglas Blames Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer: Actor says his throat cancer had nothing to do with all the booze he drank and all the cigarettes he pensively smoked, but it had everything to do with the marathon cunnilingus sessions he bestowed on his lovers.
I don't agree with this. I really belive it had to do with the cigarettes maybe not the booze's. Cigarettes will kill you.
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Old June 3 2013, 01:19 AM   #5
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I thought this was going to be something political.
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Old June 3 2013, 01:32 AM   #6
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

Note to Michael Douglas: TMI! TMI! TMI!
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Old June 3 2013, 02:36 AM   #7
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Michael Douglas Blames Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer: Actor says his throat cancer had nothing to do with all the booze he drank and all the cigarettes he pensively smoked, but it had everything to do with the marathon cunnilingus sessions he bestowed on his lovers.
I don't agree with this. I really belive it had to do with the cigarettes maybe not the booze's. Cigarettes will kill you.
Cancer's genetic component adds a random factor.

For example, Warren Zevon's alcohol and cigarette intake was legendary. When it was first announced he had lung cancer, everyone assume it was from that. Others, however, attributed it to asbestos exposure.

In the end, who knows?
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Old June 3 2013, 04:38 AM   #8
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Michael Douglas Blames Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer: Actor says his throat cancer had nothing to do with all the booze he drank and all the cigarettes he pensively smoked, but it had everything to do with the marathon cunnilingus sessions he bestowed on his lovers.
I don't agree with this. I really belive it had to do with the cigarettes maybe not the booze's. Cigarettes will kill you.
HPV is the number one cause of oral cancer now, beating smoking...

Some are now questioning if, when smoking was much more prevalent, that it was being blamed for cancer that was actually HPV related.
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Old June 3 2013, 05:09 AM   #9
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After playing Liberace with such gusto, I suppose Mr. Douglas felt it would be a good time to dwell on his heterosexual activities. How unfortunate that announcing the female genitals are the cause of a deadly disease doesn't carry quite the message he intended.

This is the sort of thing that makes you think twice about Freud!
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Old June 3 2013, 06:10 AM   #10
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

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Michael Douglas Blames Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer: Actor says his throat cancer had nothing to do with all the booze he drank and all the cigarettes he pensively smoked, but it had everything to do with the marathon cunnilingus sessions he bestowed on his lovers.
I'm glad Mr. Douglas is taking this seriously and not just paying lip service to the cause. I for one hope he can lick this disease once and for all.

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I don't agree with this. I really belive it had to do with the cigarettes maybe not the booze's. Cigarettes will kill you.
It must be true, because hips don't lie.
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Old June 3 2013, 10:15 AM   #11
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

This is basically Michael's way of saying to the laydeeez 'Hey, girls, I go down. Lots. Knowwaddimean? Wink wink.' Catherine needs to keep an eye on him before he relapses.
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Old June 3 2013, 11:14 AM   #12
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I can't think of anything more revolting than an old man talking about how many women he's gone down on. Eeeeeewwwwww.
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Old June 3 2013, 11:48 AM   #13
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

People still don't get that HPV, a sexually transmitted virus, causes cancer. Cervical cancer, anal cancer, throat cancer. Good on him for talking about it and getting it into the headlines.
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Old June 3 2013, 11:56 AM   #14
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I can't think of anything more revolting than an old man talking about how many women he's gone down on. Eeeeeewwwwww.
An old man talking about how many women he's rimmed?
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Old June 3 2013, 12:39 PM   #15
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Re: Michael Douglas: Bush's fault!

There's a lot of hype in these articles that has nothing to do with the actual Douglas quotes. Such as the "marathon sessions".

Deckerd are you saying it's more revolting for an old man to talk like that than a young man?
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