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Old May 13 2013, 02:13 AM   #31
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

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Extra Tarty Andorian?
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I'd give her a try.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:21 AM   #32
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Can this really be answered? Different people will have different things they want from a partner. I think Rhubarbodendron is closest. Isn't that what males would want in female partners as well?
At this point in my own immaturity, I'm really only interested in large breasts.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:23 AM   #33
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This woman wants Rhubarb's list, plus kindness and a sense of humor. Oh yeah, cleanliness / good hygiene, too.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:23 AM   #34
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Can this really be answered? Different people will have different things they want from a partner. I think Rhubarbodendron is closest. Isn't that what males would want in female partners as well?
At this point in my own immaturity, I'm really only interested in large breasts.
Which, I feel reasonably confident, is not what most women want in a man. But I'm sure there are a few ladies out there with a moob fetish. Rule 34, and all that.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:31 AM   #35
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Breasts aren't everything when it comes to the female body, not by a longshot, but I imagine more than a few guys on the Trek BBS would love a shot at the three-breasted chick from the original Total Recall.

After all, that same actress played Ensign Sonya Gomez in two episodes of TNG. That's two different reasons and a total of five breasts.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:58 AM   #36
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I imagine their species must give birth in multiples and need those extra milk producing glands. Yes that is what they are for
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Old May 13 2013, 03:06 AM   #37
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Breasts aren't everything when it comes to the female body, not by a longshot, but I imagine more than a few guys on the Trek BBS would love a shot at the three-breasted chick from the original Total Recall.

After all, that same actress played Ensign Sonya Gomez in two episodes of TNG. That's two different reasons and a total of five breasts.
Did I say multiple breasts?
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Old May 13 2013, 03:08 AM   #38
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The correct answer is money.
That is way too cynical. And more than a bit insulting (to women AND men), IMHO.
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Old May 13 2013, 03:08 AM   #39
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Tsk Tsk Teacake! How dare you shatter some people's illusions (that breasts exist for the purpose of sexual gratification) with the hard truth of lactation! For shame! LOL!

edit to add: Thank you MLB!
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Old May 13 2013, 09:31 AM   #40
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Mammals are bilaterally symmetrical and the number of mammary glands in a species is twice the average litter. An odd number of breasts would be unlikely.
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Old May 13 2013, 09:35 AM   #41
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Dude. They're aliens.
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Old May 13 2013, 09:43 AM   #42
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Breasts aren't everything when it comes to the female body, not by a longshot, but I imagine more than a few guys on the Trek BBS would love a shot at the three-breasted chick from the original Total Recall.

After all, that same actress played Ensign Sonya Gomez in two episodes of TNG. That's two different reasons and a total of five breasts.
The one from the new movie is way hotter.
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Old May 13 2013, 09:49 AM   #43
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The correct answer is money.
That is way too cynical. And more than a bit insulting (to women AND men), IMHO.
Okay, fine. Money and power.

Is that better?
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Old May 13 2013, 03:31 PM   #44
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^No.
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Old May 13 2013, 05:14 PM   #45
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Shazam! wrote: View Post
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The correct answer is money.
That is way too cynical. And more than a bit insulting (to women AND men), IMHO.
Okay, fine. Money and power.

Is that better?
You guys are just so funny. And original too!
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