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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old May 9 2013, 01:35 AM   #16
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K'Ehleyr: I will find whoever put the cameltoe highlights on my clothing and I will kill them where they stand. This uniform is without honor!

Worf: Speak for yourself...
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Old May 9 2013, 01:52 AM   #17
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Lily: This is creeping me out, Marshall!

Marshall: But, this is awe...wait for it...some! Klingon foreplay!

Lily: There's something about this that feels wrong to me. I feel like you are thinking of your mother.

Narrator: ....and that show was before Justin Bieber played Riker!

Ted's kids: WHAT?!?
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Old May 9 2013, 02:05 AM   #18
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STEWART: Seriously man, it's the only way I can get through some of these scripts.
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Old May 9 2013, 02:49 AM   #19
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Picard: And Beverly makes four. Yes, I am quite the stud. So, how many women have you slept with?



Denise: ...and then I told them I was leaving to pursue a film career!

Marina: So why are we laughing?

Denise: Because I realized I just flushed my career down the toilet and if I don't laugh at that, I'll just break down and cry.



Picard: Mr. Holm, stop! It's too late, the show's started, they won't need their understudy!

Mr. Hohm: Aw, man, I just blue myself!

Picard: There has to be a better way of saying that.



Geordi: I'd give anything for a major distraction right now.

Q: You rang?



Ah, yes, the resurgence of 1990's fashion was a low-point for for 2359.
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Old May 9 2013, 03:31 AM   #20
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K'Ehleyr: "Hey, stud! Feel like rippin' some Velcro?"
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Old May 9 2013, 03:40 AM   #21
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WORF: I'm busy, Selar. I'll see you later tonight in your quarters

K'EHLEYR: Who is this "Selar" person??!!!
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Old May 9 2013, 04:44 AM   #22
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PICARD: Will, you know I don't like to interfere in my crew's personal lives. But you really need to stop acting like a creep.



Troi was very confident Tasha wouldn't beat her long mark in the spitting contest.



Look, why don't you just TELL me who killed Laura Palmer instead of just giving me vague nonsense about owls.



Sonja Gomez: You're not going to kick me off the Enterprise, are you?
Picard: For spilling coffee? Of course not.
Sonja Gomez: Whew.
Picard: Commander La Forge, make sure Ensign Gomez is on the top of the list for away team selection.



WORF: You think I'm going to let me own teenage daughter go out looking like that?
K'ELYHR: DAAAADDDDDD!
WORF: One bracelet per arm. That's final.
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Old May 9 2013, 07:07 AM   #23
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Worf: "Nice outfit."
K'Ehleyr: "You better like it--I've got one for you too. We're going speed skating in the holodeck, remember?"
Worf: "Uhhhhhh..."
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Picard: Did a Vulcan science officer just run through here?
Riker: Yes sir.
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Old May 9 2013, 08:13 PM   #25
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Picard: "But she has a certain 'je ne sais quoi'."
Riker: "You know for a Frenchman, you have a terrible accent."




Picard: "Uhhh... I thought we were sharing that."
Mr. Homn: *grin*
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Picard: "No, no! That's for external use! Rub it on your -- Oh never mind, it didn't do much for me anyway.
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Old May 10 2013, 08:54 AM   #27
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In the old days a Captain could invoke the right of Primae Nasus on his crew.

Prima...?

To pick the first booger.

Sir, I'm not Data.

Tee hee!




Yar: There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute! Numbah One! Get off my bridge!

Troi: Wesley Wesley Wesley! I made kway-sawnts!




Picard: You don't drink the urine sample - it defeats the purpose!
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Old May 10 2013, 01:55 PM   #28
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Worf: "Okay, okay, in a minute! Just let me clear this level!"
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Deanna: "Wait, wait, you really did THAT with Wesley's head?"
Tasha: "Well it was like a spur of the moment thing after having just re-watched All That Jazz."
Both: LOL!
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Picard: And Beverly makes four. Yes, I am quite the stud. So, how many women have you slept with?
Riker: "You mean so far today?"

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