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Old May 4 2013, 09:54 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems

Greetings all! I hope you enjoyed the last contest! Now the winners from the last contest are...



R. Star wrote: View Post


Chakotay: Happy Birthday, Captain! It's a Hirogen vibrator!
Janeway(off screen): Over compensating again, are we Commander?
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Doctor: Captain, i want to change my name to Shirley
Janeway: Surely you can't be serious
Doctor: Yes, i am serious and thank you for respecting my wishes
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Paris: What do you mean, this is the perfect moment for a fight?
Torres: Look around, flyboy. The camera composition is ideal. The guy behind you is balanced by the barrel behind me, our co-stars all have full sightlines, and the lighting on my face is better than yours.
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Janes: Next time, Harry, don't offer to "rassle" the Captain for a promotion.

Our fifth winner (and also photoshop winner) is;

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The crew had begun to wonder if Janeway was having too big an impact upon alien cultures.

And the special award...



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JANEWAY: I told you guys, do not interrupt Naomi's Flotter holoprogram! She gets a bit "upset".
Congrats to the winners!

Now, here are five more pictures ready for captioning!











Enjoy!
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Old May 4 2013, 10:03 PM   #2
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Janeway: Whaddya mean you replaced all of my hair with a wig?




Chakotay: Tom quick! Resuscitate Neelix!
Paris: Don't worry commander, it's not as if Neelix is in any danger of dying.




B'Elanna: God I hate spacenet shopping!




The Hierarchy didn't just spy on Voyager for information gathering...




Tuvok: Captain, we came all this way -- under the Omega Directive no less -- just to arrive at some kind of disco event?
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Old May 4 2013, 10:19 PM   #3
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Chakotay: Quick! He's down. Beam the rodent out!




B'Elanna: God I hate being pregnant and not knowing where the bathroom is!




You know we would have had Paris and Torres as zombies if Voyager was on the air today
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Old May 4 2013, 11:04 PM   #4
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems

Thanks for the win!



Janeway: You served me decaf!



Chakotay: He's dead, Tom.
Paris: Too bad. Someone should've told him that that container of warp plasma was leaking.
Chakotay: Strictly a Maquis operation, eh? Wait.. what about us?
Paris: It's great being the medic. Too bad there was only enough antidote for one.
Chakotay: What?!
Paris: A good meal, and a promotion. I'm looking forward to getting back to Voyager!



Torres: Tuvok! Someone deleted our ship's library of pornography!
Tuvok: A curious crime. Who would do such a--
Both: Neelix.



Paris and Torres always wanted to bone each other.



Janeway: It's my flesh eating piranha tank. Bring Harry down here, we'll test how well this works out.
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Old May 5 2013, 06:48 AM   #5
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TFTW Ln X!



I bought that pomade for Antonio Banderas, I mean Chakotay!




Neelix: I miss my van, man.




Torres: Did you know your quarters were adjacent to the women's locker room?
Tuvok: I did not.
Torres: So that's not you we hear humping the wall?
Tuvok:
Negative.
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Old May 6 2013, 04:39 AM   #6
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TUKOK: It finally happened.

TORRES: What?

TUVOK: We're out of shuttles.
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Old May 6 2013, 04:45 AM   #7
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TUVOK: The logical course of action is to unplug the router, count to ten, and plug it back in. If that fails, Neelix has wifi in the mess hall.
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Old May 6 2013, 05:14 AM   #8
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Thanks, I did not expect my previous entry to win.


Torres: Oh, no!
Tuvok: What?
Torres: I don't believe it!
Tuvok: What is it?
Torres: Some idiot overwrote the entire ship's database with an old backup. Let me check the authorization signature.
Tuvok: (slowly backs toward the door) I believe I'm needed on the bridge.
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Old May 6 2013, 11:02 AM   #9
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Alzen: This is the best interrogation i've ever experienced....where your arm is putting pressure.....that's where my species keep its genitals



Chakotay: OK, he's beamed back with the lantern, lets get out of here
Paris: Ryan Reynolds.....fuck you!



Tuvok: So we'll just buy a new Voyager from Ebay
Torres: ah crap....no longer available



Doctor: Say cheese...oh wait, this isn' the camera, it's the skin desolver....my bad



Tuvok: And this is a two way mirror into Sevens new quarters
Janeway: So many men.....so much semen
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Old May 7 2013, 03:31 AM   #10
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JANEWAY: My choke hold will knock you out ANY SECOND now!
ALIEN: (Thinking) Maybe if I pretend I'm unconscious I can go home.



PARIS: Do we really have to completely forgive him by the next episode?
CHAKOTAY: That's the rules.



TORRES: Crap. Janeway figured out we were hacking into her British literature holonovels.



Tom Paris quickly regretted hacking into Captain Boday's porn collection.
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Old May 7 2013, 03:59 AM   #11
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CHAKOTAY: What he been drinking?

PARIS: It's...green.
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Old May 7 2013, 11:39 AM   #12
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Alien: Ohhh. MMMMMMMMM!
Janeway: Wait...are you getting off on this?
Alien: You're not?


Tuvok: It appears the shuttlecraft replicator has vanished.
Torres: What the hell do we do now?


Alien porn is just weird.
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Old May 7 2013, 11:09 PM   #13
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Very few crewmembers on Voyager knew it, but Captain Janeway paid for her replacement photon torpedos with her part time job as a Delta Quadrant chiropracter



PARIS: When do you think the Captain will notice we killed Neelix?
CHAKOTAY: The moment she walks into the messhall to order coffee and he's not there to hand it to her.
PARIS: Damn!



TORRES: I don't know which I hate more, the "blue screen of death" or the "No longer available" screen.
TUVOK: Indeed.



EMH: NAOMI! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, the invisible man and invisible woman models are NOT toys!



JANEWAY: Sheezz...They're right, Tuvok. One shouldn't put one's makeup on under the blue glow of flourescent lighting.
TUVOK: Indeed.
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Old May 7 2013, 11:53 PM   #14
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Janes: Say one more bad thing about lycra! I dare you!




Paris: I once saw a 20th century invention called a "seat belt."
Chak: Save it for your blog.




Torres: Now that I'm your Pon Farr booty call, we can reset your relationship status on Spacebook.

Tuvok:
Is there any way to see that Vorik gets the message?

Torres: Yeah. I'll poke him. With a mek'leth.




Alien: That reminds me, pork tenderloin is on sale at Spacemart.




Janeway: Somehow - a holographic Justin Beiber just isn't the same.
Tuvok: Thank you!
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Old May 13 2013, 03:12 AM   #15
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Janeway: How dare you call me aggressive!? I'll kill your whole family for saying that!!!


Paris: I told Neelix that Slurm stuff would kill him one day.


Torres: Damn. Looks like the Infinite Improbability Drive has gone offline again.
Tuvok: Impossible.
Torres: No, just very, very improbable.


Hasbro has officially run out of ideas for their action figures. Their new Star Trek: Inside-Out Edition line of toys is just plain creepy.



Janeway: Oh, God. The Doctor's programmed his mobile emitter to project holographic spotlights that follow him wherever he goes.
Tuvok: He looks... fantastic.
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