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Star Trek - Original Series The one that started it all...

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Old April 15 2013, 02:04 AM   #1
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TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

"One sentence thingy?"

"Sure, why not?"

"I don't know. It just seems...well...kind of...."

"Come on. Let's try it--I'll start."



Scotty knew that at that precise moment, he was the most important person on the Enterprise.
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Old April 16 2013, 01:57 AM   #2
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

After all, nobody - not one of the 431 other people on the Enterprise - could do what had to be done.
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Old April 16 2013, 04:43 AM   #3
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

I jist hope, thought Scotty, that th' crew doesnae notice any o' th' wee, subtle changes that will be appearin' all over th' ship afterwards.
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Old April 17 2013, 02:18 AM   #4
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

This hope would prove to be overly optimistic.
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Old April 17 2013, 04:08 AM   #5
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"Ah, well," Scotty thought, "'tis nae time like th' present tae get started."
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Old April 17 2013, 04:12 AM   #6
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

It turned out to be a resounding success, though drunkenness shot up at an alarming rate.
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Old April 17 2013, 04:14 AM   #7
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

Then he found another bottle he'd hidden away for 'special occasions'.
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Old April 17 2013, 05:27 AM   #8
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He was about to open it, when he heard Uhura screaming - she'd just noticed one of the subtle changes he'd made...
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Old April 19 2013, 07:48 PM   #9
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Re: TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

Everyone on the bridge turned to look at the multicolored, six-inch lizard climbing up the communications board as it yelled over and over again, "I know I was TALLER than this."
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Old April 19 2013, 11:00 PM   #10
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Everybody rolled their eyes as Uhura shrieked for the 923,828,209,385th time: "CAPTAIN, I'M FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!"
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Old April 22 2013, 10:38 PM   #11
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"No need to be frightened," said Kirk patting the lizard's thigh with his pinkie, "you may be a lizard, Uhura, but you're still quite attractive."
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Old April 22 2013, 11:28 PM   #12
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"Logically," said Spock, "this is highly improbable, and though I doubt Doctor McCoy's medical training covers such transmutations, he may be the most qualified to determine what has happened to Lieutenant Uhura; however, and this is also a logical assumption, though he is known to be somewhat cantankarous, ill-mannered, judgmental, believes himself an expert on certain matters of physiology, speaks without thinking, doesn't like me very much, is boorish, opinionated, acts emotionally, and is often intoxicated, one thing is clear: he is the best man for the job."
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Old April 22 2013, 11:31 PM   #13
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Watching all of this, Sulu thought to himself "Well, no lines for me again this week..."
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Old April 23 2013, 04:25 AM   #14
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"To hell with that," he thought, and directly the ship was graced with a shirtless, rapier wielding Sulu, once again terrorizing the hallways of the Enterprise.
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Old April 23 2013, 04:42 AM   #15
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"Richelieu," Sulu snarled, "you filthy, miserable piece of merde, you will pay for your crimes!"
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