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Old April 30 2013, 07:05 PM   #46
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Person in chair (to self): "This was a lousy episode. Maybe I can find Voyager or Enterprise on one of the other channels."
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Old April 30 2013, 10:54 PM   #47
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Crusher: Now remove the funny bone.
<BUZZ!>
Crusher: Ah you blew it! My turn.
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Old April 30 2013, 11:10 PM   #48
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Picard: *thinking* Thank God we don't have a Ktarian kid aboard
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Old May 4 2013, 08:36 PM   #49
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Riker: You're making a mate for Data, Geordi? You turned me down last week when I asked you to be my wingman in Ten-Forward!
LaForge: This is Data's mother, commander.
Riker: Oh.
Data: Have you ever read the works of Sigmund Freud, Commander Riker?


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Old May 4 2013, 10:03 PM   #50
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Riker: "Mister Mot is going to be pissed when he finds out you two have been cutting into his action."

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Old May 4 2013, 10:20 PM   #51
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Data: "Doctor, would you be so quick to make these kind of changes to her personality if she were a human being instead of a machine?"
Crusher: "Of course not. Any more stupid questions?"
LaForge: "BURN!!"
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Old May 5 2013, 02:12 AM   #52
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Geordi: This is odd. I'm finding a file saying she has a sister who went off to Turkana IV and married a man named Yar.
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RIKER: Patience, Data. "Operation: Cougar" is almost a go.
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Old May 5 2013, 05:50 AM   #54
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Picard: Where's your big lolly?
Worf: We are not the lollipop guild!
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Old May 5 2013, 02:56 PM   #55
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Beverly swears by her new hair transplant technique, but I told her I'll pass.
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Old May 5 2013, 03:15 PM   #56
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Riker: "Now what's this stuff that Dr. Crusher's lately become so big on for her brain surgeries?"

Data: "I believe she called it 'ee..." <brief pause> "er, now I remember,-'epoxy-glue.'"
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Old May 5 2013, 03:33 PM   #57
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Crusher: "Nah, I can do this with my hands tied behind my back. What do you think this is, brain surgery?"





Picard: "I have the greatest knock-knock joke for the Ensign."

Riker: "All right, let's hear it."

Picard: "OK. Here goes...Knock-knock."

<very brief pause>

"Who's there?"

<very brief pause>

"Ro."

<very brief pause>

"Ro who?"

<very brief pause>

"Ro, ro, ro your boat."

Ro and Riker both do face palms.
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Old May 6 2013, 05:26 AM   #58
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Ro: Isn't something supposed to be happening by now?

Picard: Like what?

Ro: Like a new contest starting?

Picard: Yes....

Riker: Don't worry Captain, I'm sure that LeadHead will start a new contest in the next 2-3 days.
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Old May 6 2013, 09:53 PM   #59
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Geordi: Can you believe that?

Beverly: What?

Geordi: How lame Leadhead's post was. There's no way Ro and Riker let alone anybody would talk like that either in trekverse or the real world.

Beverly: I see your point.

Geordi: I mean Ro turning around with that look asking if something was supposed to happen. Picard barely replying. Riker reassuring Picard about Leadhead getting around to starting the next contest. Riker's too much of a buffoon to talk like that, really.

Riker & Data & Beverly: *nods in agreement*


Geordi: Yup, now let's find the next caption this contest in Mrs. Soong!
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Riker: What are they working on, Data?

Data: Dr. Crusher was most insistent, Commander. She refuses to let Juliana leave the operating table until she figures out her secret.

Riker: What secret is that?

Data: I believe the Doctor intends to learn the proper pronunciation of a certain cooked bread product.

Riker: Ah...the "kway-sawnt" again.
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