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Old April 22 2013, 06:05 PM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos



Spock: "Beats me. Maybe it's what a tallywhacker actually whacks."
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Old April 22 2013, 10:01 PM   #17
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"My acting...is stiffer...than a crocodile. I don't get it. Spock?"
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Old April 22 2013, 11:02 PM   #18
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Lieutenant, I received this text from T'Pring's subspace phone, but it was from someone named Stonn...



RED LIGHT!



Yeoman: Wow, he REALLY needs to wash his hair. Yuck!



Kirk: What's with the crappy service? McCoy got his wine, where's mine???



Kirk: WHAT is that on your desk??
Trelane: It's a gavel - why, what does it look like to you?
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Old April 23 2013, 09:43 AM   #19
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Trelane: Tell me, how does your species do such remarkable work removing adam's apples?
Uhura: Oh no he di'in't!
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Old April 23 2013, 10:03 AM   #20
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Trelane: "Captain, This Dear Penthouse letter of yours, I must say I'm impressed very impressed indeed. Can you set me up with these two?"

Kirk: "Why thank you, and no you could't handle them"
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Old April 24 2013, 01:38 AM   #21
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Penny didn't realize just how good Raj's Uhura costume was, until all the men began to ignore her in favor of him.
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Old April 24 2013, 08:10 AM   #22
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Spock: Captain, someone has removed the toilet rug. Recommend you proceed shod to the facilities.
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Old April 25 2013, 03:37 PM   #23
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Spock: "I can't follow this. Where's the bouncing ball?"
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Old April 25 2013, 06:28 PM   #24
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"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"





Campbell (to self): "I hope it doesn't take too long to film this scene. The party shop called and said some guy named Pigmeat Markham needs the costume for his Laugh-In gig."
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Old April 25 2013, 06:38 PM   #25
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McCoy: "Good news, Jim. The managed care organization finally got through all their paperwork...here are your herpes pills."
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Old April 26 2013, 02:57 AM   #26
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---- So, gentlemen, THIS is what is called "slash fiction"?
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Old April 29 2013, 02:56 PM   #27
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Trelane (to self): "It's a good thing she doesn't know where my mouth has been."

Uhura (to self): "It's a good thing he doesn't know where my hand has been."

Yeoman (to self): "I wish I wasn't psychic."
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When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!
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Old May 5 2013, 03:34 AM   #29
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Trelane: "Put your hands on your hips!"
Kirk puts his hands on his hips.
Trelane: "Very good, Captain! Now bring your knees in tight."
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KIRK: Is there something about this pose that bothers you, Captain Hook?
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