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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 13 2013, 02:56 AM   #31
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Picard: Look at this Number One, the entire lower portion was smashed, good thing I loaned the original to the Smithsonian.
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Old April 13 2013, 09:01 AM   #32
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Picard: Open your mind to the past; art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.

Riker: Whose foot is that?
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Old April 15 2013, 03:04 AM   #33
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Kirk: "This seems like it'll be one of our more exotic missions."

Spock: "Sir, you would be correct if you consider a 1970s Earth hotel elevator exotic."

Kirk: "Well, the 70s were tough. All that polyester was hard on the body."

Spock: "Indeed."
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Old April 15 2013, 04:23 AM   #34
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Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"



Picard: "Man... what the hell did I just poop??"



Bones: "This ship's supposed to have 23 decks, why are there over 70 in this shaft?"

Kirk: "You think that's bad, we're currently standing on deck 1 and will arrive at deck 78."

Bones: "What the hell-"

Kirk: "Trust me, it'll look awesome, here we go!"
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Old April 15 2013, 05:00 AM   #35
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Worf: Voles!
Crusher: Dammit Worf! I told you no shooting for an hour after lasik!




Picard: Come along, Earl Grey. You're my real Number One.




Spock: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!
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Old April 17 2013, 11:44 AM   #36
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Spock: You think this is scary; try an untethered EVA spacewalk inside a trans-galactic robotic alien probe hell bent on the destruction of all interstellar species in its path.

Kirk: But enough about Nurse Chapel.
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Old April 19 2013, 06:01 PM   #37
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Kirk: It seems like we've been here a long time.
Spock: LeadHead stated he won't start the next contest until we reach the top.
McCoy: Screw the next contest then.
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Old April 19 2013, 08:21 PM   #38
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MCCOY: It's a long way to the top.

SPOCK: If you wanna Rock and Roll.

KIRK: What?

SPOCK: Ah...nothing.
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Old April 19 2013, 09:20 PM   #39
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McCoy: I haven't felt this woozy since last year's Free Pap Smear Week.
Kirk: Tunnel vision?
Spock: Indeed.
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Old April 20 2013, 03:29 AM   #40
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PICARD: Where'd this come from?
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Old April 20 2013, 03:53 AM   #41
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Win!
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Old April 20 2013, 07:45 AM   #42
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Beverly: "Don't shoot! I'm a main character!"



Picard: "Eh, I'll just get another one on Space Etsy."



Bones: "What the hell music video did we just walk into?!"
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Old April 20 2013, 10:08 AM   #43
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Picard: Alas, poor Rat Boy, I knew him well Shatmandu.
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Bones: "Damnit, this isn't the turboshaft! We've walked into a matte painting!"
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McCoy: "This is a turbolift shaft?"
Kirk: "Jesus, why so much multi-colored lighting?"
Spock: "Whatever the reason, Captain, I believe we have found the cause of our excessive energy usage."
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