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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 15 2013, 12:32 AM   #31
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Robert was wrong. I can so judge the difference between the '96 and Diet Dr Pepper. This is the '96. Right?



Admiral: Don't tell me! I've been driving since before Starfleet started using seat belts!

Picard:
Um, Admiral....

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Oh don't tell me - what the hell, Starfleet!
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Old April 15 2013, 05:54 PM   #32
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Worf knew that once he got the Enterprise's home sharing function activated, everyone would be thrilled with the AppleTV upgrade.
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Old April 16 2013, 01:33 AM   #33
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LAFORGE (over comm): Who the hell keeps opening and closing the shuttle bay doors?
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Old April 16 2013, 04:56 AM   #34
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Picard: Have you finished your homework, Wesley?
Wesley: Yes sir.
Worf: Damn.




Admiral: I know it's a warp 9 zone but I'm doing quarter impulse!
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Old April 18 2013, 06:30 AM   #35
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Hello everyone, I'm very sorry that I'm so behind on this one. Things are now and will continue to be very very busy for me in the next few weeks. The Good News: I should have the next contest up tomorrow or Friday, Saturday at the latest.

Thanks for your patience!
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Old April 18 2013, 12:14 PM   #36
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Your stickyswitcher is ready.
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Old April 18 2013, 01:55 PM   #37
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Picard: Good news, Admiral. Leadhead will be able to start the next contest soon.

Admiral: Thank havens. I gotta take a leak

Geordi: What leak?
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Old April 18 2013, 09:55 PM   #38
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Admiral: I had just graduated the academy when this contest started.


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Old April 18 2013, 10:00 PM   #39
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Old April 19 2013, 02:32 PM   #40
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. I have once again saved the day. Our passenger, Admiral Jameson, was quite appreciative when I told him that his reverse-aging drug is not really necessary...he can achieve the same look with Just For Men® AutoStop™.
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Worf (thinking): "This PowerPoint is going well. I hope I didn't mix my hand phaser up with my laser pointer again."



Geordi: "LaForge to Picard, we've had a database error and all the beverages have been replaced with laxatives! Might want to keep away from the replicator."



Picard: "Pakleds and Ferengi? The universe has truly discovered how to divide by stupid."



Riker: "That's one hell of a pothole. What the hell are they doing with my tax dollars?"



Jameson: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"

Picard: "Yes, actually."
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Old April 20 2013, 07:27 PM   #42
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PICARD: What the hell is up with the hairstyle and that ugly outfit?

RIKER: Should she go back to the cheerleader uniform?

PICARD: Actually? Yes.
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Old April 24 2013, 07:26 PM   #43
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Picard [on comm]: "What do you see, Number One? What's it like?"
Riker: "It reminds me of Uranus"
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Old May 1 2013, 12:12 PM   #44
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Worf: "English ... do you speak it motherfukker?"


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