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Old April 8 2013, 10:15 AM   #61
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

I don't see what the problem is. Unless your mother is one of those "Not under my roof" sort of people, you're an adult, she's an adult, then it should be understood that if you have a girlfriend sex is going to happen, as should if your mum has a bloke sex will happen.
One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.
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Old April 9 2013, 07:06 PM   #62
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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Just wanted to say don't do it in your car. You think you're in a totally isolated place and then a cop knocks on the window and it's a massive scramble to get clothes on. So I've heard.
Plus, there's the escaped killer with the hook.
He doesn't have the hook anymore. We found it hanging from my car's door handle yesterday morning. Now my girlfriend refuses to have sex in the car anymore. Bastard escaped killer never stops spreading misery!
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