RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 139,664
Posts: 5,429,128
Members: 24,815
Currently online: 405
Newest member: AlphaZero


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > Voyager

Voyager There's coffee in this forum!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old April 3 2013, 09:43 PM   #31
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

King Daniel wrote: View Post
Someone needs to write the historic, first-time meeting of Seven of Nine and Will's dad, Kyle. They both wear one-piece suits! They can swap tips on disguising unwanted bulges and creases. And maybe Kyle can get Seven a pair of big foamy shoulder pads for her catsuit!

A deep love and trust will, of course, quickly follow. Kyle must then battle Will for Seven's heart. In a game of Parrises Squares!
You're forgetting an important character.

Pulaski screaming "Get your damn Borg hands off my man you blonde bitch!"

(It would be Priceless to see Will call Pulaski "Mom".)
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 09:47 PM   #32
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

For teacake...



Someone photoshopped this during the latest tng caption contest.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 10:20 PM   #33
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

But Riker is only looking at Janeway like that because he's already slept with Bev.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 10:52 PM   #34
teacake
Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

I want the Janeway image switched so it's Bev she's whistling at!
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 11:20 PM   #35
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

Beverly is a homophobe.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 11:30 PM   #36
teacake
Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

But she has beautiful hair.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 11:33 PM   #37
CorporalClegg
Admiral
 
CorporalClegg's Avatar
 
Location: Land of Enchantment
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

When Turbolifts Collide On the next Geraldo.
__________________
Konnichi wa!
CorporalClegg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 3 2013, 11:38 PM   #38
JanewayRulz!
Vice Admiral
 
JanewayRulz!'s Avatar
 
Location: North America
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

Guy Gardener wrote: View Post
But Riker is only looking at Janeway like that because he's already slept with Bev.

Don't you mean... SHE'S already slept with Bev????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSosVi8UaAU

Women of Ireland... (No Fairhaven in sight!)

__________________
"But life is a battle: may we all be enabled to fight it well!" Charlotte Bronte
JanewayRulz! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:03 AM   #39
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

You haven't seen TNG The Host?

They stick Bev's trill Lover in Riker after the symbiotes host dies, and then Riker gets a back seat while Bev Fracks his meat packaged around the slug in Riker's belly. After three days of constant rutting, the Trill governments ships in a permanent replacement host, where-after Bev is standing there in her office, licking her lips gagging to see what the chassis around her boyfriend's outer visage fašade is going to look like and how it is going to drill her with giggly anticipation because Bev has always been a good girl and never had an ethical out that would allow her three cocks to play with in the span of just one week before.

She barely cares what the new host will look like because frankly no one has touched her since her husband died and sex isn't unpleasant, However...

The new host is a girl.

"Oh, um.. No... I can't cope with all the uncertainty and surprise and eeeew. Just step off."
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:18 AM   #40
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

Well it's not Bev's fault Picard was a tease for six seasons before he finally got the courage to Make It So in season 7.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:19 AM   #41
teacake
Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

So Bev isn't as open minded (otherwise known as desperate) as all the people posting in the "who would you do" threads in TNZ who claim they would do anybody. She's just super het but here's the thing.. we know that Janeway would turn her. Because Janeway turns everybody.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:22 AM   #42
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

Despite all the fanfics... I never saw Janeway being anything other than straight. The whole Seven/Janeway relationship to me was more mother/daughter than anything.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:31 AM   #43
Melakon
Vice Admiral
 
Melakon's Avatar
 
Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

R. Star wrote: View Post
The whole Seven/Janeway relationship to me was more mother/daughter than anything.
That's how they played it, but some fans read a different subtext. Picard and Riker were written and played as brother to brother, but it comes out as father and son.
__________________
Curly: If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til you do succeed.
--Movie Maniacs (1936)
Melakon is online now   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:33 AM   #44
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

teacake wrote: View Post
So Bev isn't as open minded (otherwise known as desperate) as all the people posting in the "who would you do" threads in TNZ who claim they would do anybody. She's just super het but here's the thing.. we know that Janeway would turn her. Because Janeway turns everybody.
We already know that she would do anyone, because y'know... "Riker".

By Season Seven she did it with a dead guy.

(Hey, my Mom has been screwing a dead guy for years. I call him Dad.)
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 4 2013, 12:41 AM   #45
teacake
Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.
Re: Confession: Why I am now 7/R

I'm wondering now if I could get over my Riker antipathy if it was someone else in Riker's body. I think I could do it but only if there was no Riker left, not if there was some repressed Riker in there somewhere.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:28 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.