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Old April 7 2013, 11:19 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 106; Returning to the Fold

First of all I would like to apologise for the long delay waiting for this contest. I would have posted sooner but some life changes came up which made me seriously consider my options and future, and for some time I felt pretty low about it, so low I didn't have the heart to continue with these contests. But after thinking some stuff through I feel more clear-headed and more hopeful, even if there remains a lot of uncertainty.

The second reason for the delay happened when I was trying to put up another contest; the pictures would not display due to Photobucket's bandwidth limit. I managed to exceed it and I know exactly why to, I won't go into any details but for this month I won't be uploading pictures for caption contests via Photobucket. Instead Captain Kathryn has agreed to host the pictures online for this contest and possibly another one (only VOY contests).

So give a big shout-out to Captain Kathryn for keeping these contests alive!

But this is only a temporary arrangement and come the beginning of May, the Photobucket bandwidth limit returns to zero and I will be doing what I always do for uploading pictures- Photobucket.

It is also because Photobucket's accursed bandwidth limit problem that I can't pick any winners because only a few of the pictures (from the thread) are being displayed so I have no accurate means of determining the winners.

So in the interest of fairness, you are all winners!

Finally these contests will be pinned and there will be two contests per month.

And that's about it on the news front. Thanks for sticking with me despite these problems and setbacks, I enjoy managing these caption contests so thanks a lot!



With that all said here are five pictures just waiting to be captioned! (and don't worry in this contest there will be winners!)









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Old April 7 2013, 11:30 PM   #2
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It is no problem.

If you need, I will be happy to host DS9 captions if you have nowhere to put them.
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Old April 7 2013, 11:33 PM   #3
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It is no problem.

If you need, I will be happy to host DS9 captions if you have nowhere to put them.
That's okay, I'll be using Flickr shortly to host the pictures for all the other captions I'm planning this month. After that I'm using Photobucket again.
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Old April 7 2013, 11:35 PM   #4
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It is no problem.

If you need, I will be happy to host DS9 captions if you have nowhere to put them.
That's okay, I'll be using Flickr shortly to host the pictures for all the other captions I'm planning this month. After that I'm using Photobucket again.
Oki!
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Old April 8 2013, 12:53 AM   #5
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Thanks to Ln X and Captain Kathryn for keeping this a going concern!



Sulu: Outstanding tea. I never could get the galley to make a good cup.
Tuvok: Shall I have them flogged?
Sulu: Officer thinking, Mr Tuvok. I may just have to put you in for a promotion.
Janeway: Now I see where you get it.



Chakotay: Even if we somehow win this battle, does anyone else wonder if the Q will take their revenge on us? And how do these muzzle loaders kill Q anyways?
Paris: Stop worrying, that will disappear into a plot hole and no one's watching this anyways!



Neelix: Mr Vulcan, what can I do to make you smile?
Tuvok: Die.
Neelix: Um... nice talking to you..



Kes: Doctor Zimmerman, the EMH keeps slapping my rear end.
Zimmerman: (slaps) The Mark 1 EMH was based on my personality profile. I take great pride in how accurate my work was.




Hogan: You want me to sit here all alone and gather all these bones by myself in a potentially dangerous place, when the two of us could get it done much more quickly?
Neelix: Yep, I am the survival expert. (tosses the bone he picked up on the ground and walks off)
Hogan: Dickwad... death would be welcome at this point... AAAHH!!!!
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Old April 8 2013, 01:19 AM   #6
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PARIS: Chakotay, the savages are everywhere! We're surrounded!

CHAKOTAY: What to you mean "we", whiteman.
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Old April 11 2013, 05:03 AM   #7
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Sulu: Did you spit in this?
Tuvok: Spit? No.
<Sulu puts down cup>
Janeway: Should have been a coffee drinker. No "Special Vulcan Blends".




Chakotay: Why do I suddenly want to tomahawk myself?




Neelix: I heard you used to bring senior officers drinks, too. None of them were by chance a "special blend," were they?

Tuvok: No. They were not.

Neelix: Good, neither is this yellow orange juice.




Zimmerman: Why are her transporter records sticky?
EMH: Subatomic molecule fetish.
Zimmerman: Where did you get that???
EMH: I learned it from your engrammatic subroutines, Dad! I learned it from processing your engrammatic subroutines!




Carey: Just what exactly are we supposed to make out of some human bones, oh nature survivor?

Neelix: I don't know. An iPhone?

Cave Monster <putting down tea service>: Damn, now I have to kill some of them.
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Old April 11 2013, 05:17 AM   #8
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JANEWAY: Tea? What sort of starship captain would drink tea?



TUVOK: I did not order this.

NEELIX: I know, it's a scented candle from the people at that table over there.
You might wanna cut back on the plomeek.




CAREY: What happen to Crewman Jones?

NEELIX: I got hungry.



EMH: Is my ass really that big?
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Old April 15 2013, 01:28 AM   #9
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Janeway: Tea? TEA? WHY????
Sulu: It's not just tea. It's Tea-kei. Ha ha ha.
Janeway: NOOOOOO!!! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!!!
Sulu: Ohhhhh myyyyy.
Tuvok: Humans are stupid.


Neelix: Good morning, Mr. Vulcan! Try some of my special Vulcan juice.
Tuvok: Leave now or die.
Neelix: But... but... I made it out of authentic Vulcan ingredients! You have to try it!
Tuvok: What sort of ingredients might those be?
Neelix: Errrr....Vulcans.
Tuvok: You disgust me, Mr. Neelix.
Neelix: I love you.
Tuvok: Die.


Tom: This is pretty cool, holding these guns.
Chakotay: Me too! I actually feel like I'm part of the plot!
Tom: These guns aren't really guns, Chakotay.
Chakotay: I know...but...
Tom: You're not really part of the plot, Chakotay.
Chakotay: Dammit.


Zimmerman: Hmm... according to my scans...the EMH is in love with you, Kes.
EMH: That's not true! I love Seven of Nine!
Kes: (sigh) She hasn't come on the show, yet. Wait another season or 2.
EMH: There must be something with wrong with my holo-memory! Am I going to die?
Kes: No, you're going to learn opera and have daydreams.
Zimmerman: Kes, that violates the temporal prime directive.
EMH: Opera! Daydreams! Not bad for a Mark 1.
Kes: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YET.


Neelix: Bones! If I mix some of these with my next batch of leola root stew, it might give it some extra tang.
Hogan: Looks like next week will be a replicator week.
Neelix: We're in the middle of nowhere. There are no replicators.
Hogan: And no leola roots.
Neelix: Bone stew it is!
Hogan: Ughhhh...
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Old April 15 2013, 02:27 AM   #10
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Hogan: What's next, digging up dinosaur bones?
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Old April 15 2013, 04:52 AM   #11
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Sulu: Earl Grey?! No Captain would drink that!




Paris: Chakotay, why do you always make us do these History HoloChannel Programs?



Tuvok: Mister Neelix, you have ceased replicating coffee and instead have begun replicating oranges. By order of the Captain, you are under arrest.



Kes: Doctor Zimmerman, please save the Doctor!

Zimmerman: Okay, File, Save As, EMH.zip, Done.



Hogan: Mister Neelix, I found the writer who wanted to have recurring characters on this show!
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Tuvok: (Thinking) That Ferengi bartender at Deep Space Nine tried to stowaway aboard the Voyager. Only if we didn't notice until after we were pulled into the Delta Quadrant. We wouldn't have to keep Neelix.
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Neelix: Bones! Spock!
Hogan: He's dead, Jim.
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NEELIX: Do you think it's safe?

HOGAN: Sure, go right ahead.
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Old April 21 2013, 05:26 AM   #15
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Tuvok: Mister Neelix, I did not order orange juice.

Neelix: What did you order?

Tuvok: For you to leave me alone.




Hogan: Is it?

Neelix: Yes. Poor fellow. Spread the word to the crew, Seven of Nine eats her partner after mating.
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