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Old May 5 2014, 12:06 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! #358: Watch Closely...

Hello everyone, time for a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have "The Hangover: The Next Generation" Award, going to:

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Picard: "Make a note, Mr. Worf. After last night, we now have a new Prime Directive: 'Never go out drinking with Montgomery Scott'!"
Riker: "Amen to that!"
Next, we have the "Blame Austin Powers!" Award, going to:

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TASHA: Your shipment of Risan virility cream has arrived, Commander.
RIKER: I swear, this isn't mine!
Next, we have the "Okay, that's scary even for an android..." Award, going to:

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Geordi: Just remember, you were the one who said I couldn't blow your mind...
Next, we have the "Dangerous Effects" Award, going to:

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RIKER: So... much... hairspray. It's reaching down from orbit into the lower atmosphere. Someone tell Deanna to stop!
Next, we have the "Life Lessons from Anne Hathaway movies" Award, going to:

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Picard: "Is that *sniff*, is that Prada I smell?"

Ardra: "You noticed. I'm flattered."

Crusher: "Maybe she is the real deal after all."
So many photoshops this week! So hard to choose! I had to give the award to two entries!

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"Data, when someone asks if you're a Starfleet officer...YOU SAY 'YES'!"
And...

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LaForge: "OK, we said it three times Data, but that doesn't look like Beetlejuice."

Riker: "Is that... a dress it's wearing?"

Gorgon: "You wouldn't be so arrogant if I had some children here."



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Stardate: Monday morning, am I right folks?



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LaForge: "I may be the minority character, and I'm wearing a red shirt, but I've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, and seeing as I'm blind, I'm safe. You guys are screwed though."
Congratulations to our winners and many thansk to everyone for participating!

We have entered the month of may, typically one of my busiest months of the year. So don't be surprised if I miss starting a contest on the weekend. I'll do my best, but I may be tardy once or twice this month.











Enjoy!
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Old May 5 2014, 12:11 AM   #2
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Riker: (hologram) Thank you for inviting us to your station, Doctor Apgar. Now I will plot to steal your wife and kill you.

Picard: Well, I'm convinced. Bye-ye Number One.



Crusher: Why are you asking me how this works?

Riker: We don't get a regular Chief Engineer until next season!



Picard: Quickly, Lieutenant Yar! Send my tweet is hashtag wars to @Midnight!



Second Officers Log: Given how invested Commander Riker seems to be these days, maybe Worf was smart for transferring to DS9.



Worf: What the &#%$ are you looking at?!
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Old May 5 2014, 01:52 AM   #3
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Riker: He knows! He knows Troi and I are back together!
Crusher: If he attacks you, Will, you have the hypo with the sedative I gave you. Use it.


Riker: Something's off with their projection system. The characters are too wide.
Picard: You're wide, yes, but I should think that more an issue of too much dessert than their projection system.


Fifteen minutes into the Wesley Crusher Baby Photo gallery presentation, Riker thought of Picard's orders to indulge the doctor and considered mutiny.



Picard: Don't go in there! She has a gun, you fool!
Worf, sotto voice: Does he realize this is a recording?
Yar: Worf, leave the captain and his stories alone.
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Old May 5 2014, 02:00 AM   #4
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TFTW, LeadHead!



Picard: "The holo-sims of you and Commander LaForge are spot on, Number One. But...do I really look like that?"




Crusher: "Sorry to bother you, Will, but I was just wondering if you had any thoughts concerning this recording from the security cam I installed in my quarters."
Riker: "Well...it appears to show...Commander LaForge...and me...rifling through...your underwear drawer."
Crusher: "Yes, it does, doesn't it!"
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Old May 5 2014, 02:29 AM   #5
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Thanks for the win, Leadhead, and good luck on getting your stuff done this month!



Frakes: Damn, these 3D Porn Parodies are really nailing the accuracy.

Stewart: Phrasing!



Crusher: You know, Commander, usually people are a little more subtle when sending dick pics. As in, not calling me to the bridge so I could log into my account on your computer screen.



Yar: Sir, this isn't the time to be counting the lights you see.

Picard: Damn it, Lt., how can you be so sure I won't ever have to have an accurate count of the lights I see?



Riker: First Officer's Personal Log: You'd think I'd learn, but no. I just had to ask out the Security Officer on duty right at the beginning of her shift. Now, I've got 6 hours of sitting right in front of her with the entire bridge crew knowing I got shot down. Oh wait, here's Data, just arrived from engineering, hopefully he hasn't...

Data: Commander, I apologize for being late for my shift, however, I felt the need to stop by Sick Bay to pick up this salve for you.

Riker: Salve?

Data: Yes, sir. Apparently, Geordi was monitoring what was going on at the start of this shift on the bridge when he made mention that you got burned.



Crusher: Will? Shouldn't you be on the bridge?

Riker: Can't.

Crusher: You can't? Care to explain why?

Riker: *Sigh* I was bored, okay, so I suggested we play a game. Worf demanded we play "Worf Says," and I thought, "What the Hell, why not?" Of course, he starts off with "Worf says Commander Riker has to leave the bridge." And now, I can't go back until he says I can.

Worf: Worf says, Commander Riker, enter the bridge...

Riker: Yes!

Worf: ...competition Guinan is hosting in Ten Forward now.

Riker: D'oh!
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Old May 5 2014, 02:36 AM   #6
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STEWART: A Star Trek episode isn't a Star Trek episode without a sexual tension. The next time's my turn, like it was for the one with Data.
FRAKES: The next one's supposed to be with a grandma Admiral...
STEWART: Damn!


DATA: Captain Riker, is there a link between the sudden replacement of mister Worf at head of tactical department by Lieuteant Ginger and the size of ther boobs?
RIKER: Whistling
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Old May 5 2014, 02:39 AM   #7
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Frakes: "This movie sucks."

Stewart: "It's not a movie, Crow."

Frakes: "Why do you keep calling me 'Crow'"?

Stewart: "With your robotic acting it seems fitting."


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TFTW, LeadHead!



"First Officer's Log: Henceforth, the 'one-cheek sneak' shall be known as 'The Riker Maneuver.'"




"First press this button to lure Westley into airlock 4, then press this button to open the outer doors. And remember: I was never here."
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CRUSHER: You might want to delete your search history.

RIKER: No worries,I'm logged in under the Captain's password.
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Old May 5 2014, 06:33 AM   #10
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Picard: No, Q, don't leave! You forgot to pull my finger!
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Crusher: "...and right there, the shin bone? Yeah, it's connected to the leg bone."
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Old May 5 2014, 05:52 PM   #12
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CRUSHER: Isn't it Tasha with long hair?
RIKER: Yes, and she rejects Tony Iommi.


WORF: It's safe.
BEVERLY: Come on Will, a phobia of leaving a turbolift, even Barclay couldn't do that.
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Manua: I'll be with you every day, Geordi. When you're touching the engines, you're touching me....

Picard: You left LaForge alone with the program again, didn't you.

Riker: Dammit Geordi!




Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the LCARS computer system.

Riker: It's just asking for your password.




Picard: Second star to the right, and straight on till Orion slave girls.
Yar: Hells yeah.
Worf: Finally a mission I can get on board with.




Data: Commander, on behalf of the bridge crew we request that you stop saying "make it so" after everything.

Riker: Dismissed, Commander. Make it so.




Worf: When you heard me say that I'd like to split that Crusher like Yridian firewood, I was referring to battling Doctor Crusher with a bat'leth.

Riker: Sure, that makes sense.

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PICARD: Computer, viewsceen on mirror mode....so this uniform makes my moobs to Tasha's...and what...a science division officer on the Enterprise-D?
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Old May 5 2014, 07:20 PM   #15
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WORF: I don't see any reservations under Riker.
RIKER: IMPOSSIBLE!
CRUSHER: Great...
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