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Old March 27 2013, 04:32 AM   #16
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CHEKOV: Why am I in restraints and a black leotard....again!
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Old March 27 2013, 03:17 PM   #17
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McCoy: "When you said you asked Ensign Ricky to 'connect the dots or else,' I didn't realize I should take you literally."





Chekov (to self): "I vould do vell to get cracking. The first season is a lost cause, but if I hustle wery fast, I can at least make the second."





McCoy: "If it's in a beaker, it's medicinal."

Spock: "Indeed."
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Old March 27 2013, 11:04 PM   #18
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Bones: Tang and hooch. A Hillbilly Margarita.
Scotty: Just like ma used to make!
Spock: White trash.
Bones: Is that a no, Spock?
Spock: No one told you to stop pouring, Doctor.
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Old March 28 2013, 02:56 AM   #19
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CHEKOV:Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old March 30 2013, 04:01 PM   #20
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Spock: "And we've convened this meeting to plan the captain's, as you term it, surprise birthday party. Would someone enlighten me on the custom of giving a party on someone's birthday and why this one has to be a surprise?"

Crewman in first row (sotto voce): "This guy doesn't have a clue. What is he--from another planet?"





When the galaxy hit difficult economic times, Kirk earned a few extra quatloos by doing reverse mortgage commercials.
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Old March 30 2013, 04:19 PM   #21
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Spock: "The captain and I are endeavoring to discover who took the captain's harness from his mission on Triskelion."

Kirk: "Most people have no idea it's one of my favorite souvenirs."

Spock: "Doctor, would you know anything about it?"

McCoy (to self, futilely hoping Spock doesn't notice he's hiding something behind his back): "Damn pointy-eared hobgoblin--just too logical for me."
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Old March 30 2013, 04:33 PM   #22
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Scotty: He's dead Jim!

McCoy: Hey, that's my line as CMO! Union rules are very clear. Damn demarcation.



Spock: When I asked for people who felt the Captain had been sexually harassing them to come forward I wasn't expecting so many.



Kirk: ....and whatever you do, don't blink!



Chekov: And now for the happy ending?
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Old March 30 2013, 04:35 PM   #23
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McCoy: I'm telling you Scotty, urine shouldn't be this colour.
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Old March 30 2013, 05:10 PM   #24
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MCCOY: He should have stuck with the wig, I knew that comb over would kill him.
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Old March 30 2013, 06:03 PM   #25
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McCoy: "Now that the Captain is dead, there the little matter of the tape."
Spock: "I took the liberty of destroying it, there are no copies."
McCoy: "The tape he wanted us both to watch on the event of his death?"
Spock: "Oh, that tape. Here, I'll retrieve it from the safe."


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Old March 31 2013, 03:43 AM   #26
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"Welcome to the first meeting of the Vogon Poetry Appreciation Society, USS Enterprise chapter."
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Old March 31 2013, 03:47 AM   #27
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"Doctor, with efficiency in mind, I propse a speedy and logical division of the Captain's personal effects. I'll take his collection of "Pointy Ears, Shapely Rears" and you can have everything else."
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Old March 31 2013, 03:52 AM   #28
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Spock: "All right, what do you want?"
McCoy: "You mean for not telling anyone your screen saver is a picture of the captain? Let me think..."
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Old March 31 2013, 03:53 AM   #29
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"I didn't see exactly what happened. I just heard him ask Bill if he could have a line in the scene and then the thump of his head as it hit the console ... then Shatner stormed off muttering something about "peons" and "ungrateful"."
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Old March 31 2013, 03:58 AM   #30
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SPOCK: Skarr, if you will close and secure the door.

HARRISON (whispering): I've got a bad feeling about this.
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