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March 21 2013, 04:59 AM
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Admiral
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
 KIRK: Was the crew this big on the old ship? UHURA: Yes. KIRK: Really? Because, I only remember seeing about twenty people, tops.
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March 21 2013, 07:46 AM
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Vice Admiral
Location: In pre-production
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: As you know, we're trapped in uncharted space, and ship's life support can keep all 430 of us alive for only one more day. Suggestions?
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March 22 2013, 12:56 AM
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Vice Admiral
Location: West of Boston
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
 Shatner: so...who are you guys again? |
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March 22 2013, 02:00 AM
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Vice Admiral
Location: In pre-production
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: Ah, that's warm. Sulu: Admiral, I think we were supposed to give these to Doctor McCoy.
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March 22 2013, 04:24 AM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
 Uhura: No Mister Spock, nobody wants you to "Clarence Thomas" their drink. Uhura: Looks like I owe Mister Spock an apology. |
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March 22 2013, 04:36 AM
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Captain
Location: South Louisiana
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman! |
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March 22 2013, 08:09 AM
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Vice Admiral
Location: In pre-production
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
William Shatner: Get a life! William Shatner: Folks, we've got a great show for you, tonight. I'll be doing a few Beatles numbers, and Leonard will be singing the rest of the evening, about a famous hobbit. Now, let me take you down, because I am going to...
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March 22 2013, 09:50 PM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: It has come to my attention that I have overbooked the crew. I'm sorry, all of you in the Landscaping unit. |
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March 25 2013, 02:06 AM
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Lieutenant Junior Grade
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: Drinking the fuck out of all the liquors, and then Uhura is catching some dick in that ass. Uhura: .... fuck. |
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March 25 2013, 11:51 AM
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Location: Patrolling Sector 2814
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
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March 26 2013, 09:41 PM
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Admiral
Location: Tennessee
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
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- SeerSGB - Fans want to watch the movie, listen to the music, look at the pretty pictures, read the story. They are not looking to assimilate-- Colleen Doran |
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March 26 2013, 11:01 PM
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Commodore
Location: Across a sea of suns
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: Nobody goes home until one of you volunteers to read my fanfic. |
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March 28 2013, 07:25 PM
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Commodore
Location: Kentucky
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
"We are impressed with your 'vaxing,' Commander Chekov. What is not logical is how you managed to get the 'beans' over the 'frank' when you reengaged your zipper mechanism."
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March 28 2013, 10:25 PM
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Insert Clever Title Here
Location: Somewhere with Internet access.
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: The floggings will continue until morale improves. |
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March 28 2013, 10:36 PM
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Vice Admiral
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!
Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"
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