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Old March 18 2013, 11:58 PM   #16
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Picard: Bridge to sick bay, got anything for Betazoid flare-up?
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Old March 19 2013, 12:58 AM   #17
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RIKER: Be careful, Captain. The alien's blood is like acid.

PICARD: Now he tells me.
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Old March 19 2013, 01:35 AM   #18
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Marina Sirtis would occasional resort to writing her lines on the palm of her left hand.

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Old March 19 2013, 05:37 AM   #19
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Picard: Pull!
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Old March 19 2013, 06:09 AM   #20
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PICARD: Thoughts, Mister LaForge?

LAFORGE: I think I'm out of a job.
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Old March 19 2013, 07:57 PM   #21
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RIKER: OK, got them all written down? Good. Run along now and get everyone's drinks.





DATA (observing the others): So it's true; some men really do just want to watch the world burn.





FERENGI: How do you like my Worf hand puppet? If I wiggle my fingers, I can make him talk.





TROI: No Captain, THIS is a facepalm.
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Old March 20 2013, 12:18 AM   #22
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Worf: Hmm, perhaps it was not a good idea to kill Steve Jobs in that alternate timeline.
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Old March 20 2013, 12:36 AM   #23
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It seemed like an odd choice for Beverly to chose an adaptation of the late 20th century movie Major League for her next play.



Riker/Roger Dorn: "I want a word with you here Lou, it says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calastenics that I don't feel are necessary."




Picard occasionally like to join Security in their rounds. Unfortunately being directly beneath the rehersal hall, at that exact moment, was just wrong place/wrong time.
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Old March 20 2013, 01:50 AM   #24
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Worf: In the Klingon version.... the birds are angrier



Captain's Log: I really need to think about transferring Ensign Gomez, before she can ruin my snazzy velour jacket



Picard: The Nexus, gentlemen. Number One, I never want to hear the word Risa come out of your fat face again



Ferengi: No DaiMon, I am Worf's bitch now. You will have to win me from him in battle



Riker: Don't worry, I'll get relieved of duty before I let Jellico make you cover up that fabulous rack with a uniform
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Old March 20 2013, 10:04 PM   #25
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Neither security guard could believe what they were seeing... a Ferengi, turning a Klingon into his own personal hand puppet.


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Old March 20 2013, 10:14 PM   #26
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Patrick Stewart (to self): Bruce Willis got famous doing this kind of crap? Remember the mortgage payment, remember the mortgage...
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Old March 21 2013, 12:54 AM   #27
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Thanks for the win!



Picard: I know it has been hard losing Wil. It hasn't been easy for me either, not to mention losing Beverly as well.

Troi: Only if I agreed to take the helm at Veridian III. I bet we wouldn't be here in the Delta Quadrant chasing those pesky maquis




*few days later*

Picard and Geordi: Warp Particles!

Chakotay: *sigh*
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Old March 21 2013, 01:21 AM   #28
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Worf: It says here that Commander William Riker did not click on any Facebook affiliate links this year and all deleted photos from the past twenty years are being auto-reposted.

Riker: Fucking Zuckerborg.

Worf: Nice rainbow suspenders. I did not know you had a Mork from Ork phase.




Captain's log supplemental: Next time add a plumber to the crew who isn't descended from cultures with time-and-a-half holidays every day of the year.




Picard: Watch out for snakes.




Lieutenant Snark: Sexually harass much Umax Boy?
Lieutenant Rack: I swear, sometimes it's like he doesn't even watch interstellar porn.




Picard: Is it brain freeze?
Troi: Yes. It is brain freeze. From my invisible chocolate sundae.
Picard: Perhaps you should slow down.
Troi: Idiot.
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Old March 22 2013, 10:24 AM   #29
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Worf: ....At 0530 hours, the Xyran Ambassador broke into Guinan's stash. At 0602 hours, Ensign M'pok accident set off the security alarm in the Science labs...

Riker: There's nothing on that padd, is there?
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Old March 22 2013, 12:09 PM   #30
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With apologies to Karnac...



Troi: A nail, a board, and a redshirt.

(opens envelope)

Troi: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.
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