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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 18 2013, 11:58 PM   #16
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Picard: Bridge to sick bay, got anything for Betazoid flare-up?
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Old March 19 2013, 12:58 AM   #17
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RIKER: Be careful, Captain. The alien's blood is like acid.

PICARD: Now he tells me.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old March 19 2013, 01:35 AM   #18
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Marina Sirtis would occasional resort to writing her lines on the palm of her left hand.

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Old March 19 2013, 05:37 AM   #19
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Picard: Pull!
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Old March 19 2013, 06:09 AM   #20
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PICARD: Thoughts, Mister LaForge?

LAFORGE: I think I'm out of a job.
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Old March 19 2013, 07:57 PM   #21
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RIKER: OK, got them all written down? Good. Run along now and get everyone's drinks.





DATA (observing the others): So it's true; some men really do just want to watch the world burn.





FERENGI: How do you like my Worf hand puppet? If I wiggle my fingers, I can make him talk.





TROI: No Captain, THIS is a facepalm.
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Old March 20 2013, 12:18 AM   #22
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Worf: Hmm, perhaps it was not a good idea to kill Steve Jobs in that alternate timeline.
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Old March 20 2013, 12:36 AM   #23
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It seemed like an odd choice for Beverly to chose an adaptation of the late 20th century movie Major League for her next play.



Riker/Roger Dorn: "I want a word with you here Lou, it says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calastenics that I don't feel are necessary."




Picard occasionally like to join Security in their rounds. Unfortunately being directly beneath the rehersal hall, at that exact moment, was just wrong place/wrong time.
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Old March 20 2013, 01:50 AM   #24
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Worf: In the Klingon version.... the birds are angrier



Captain's Log: I really need to think about transferring Ensign Gomez, before she can ruin my snazzy velour jacket



Picard: The Nexus, gentlemen. Number One, I never want to hear the word Risa come out of your fat face again



Ferengi: No DaiMon, I am Worf's bitch now. You will have to win me from him in battle



Riker: Don't worry, I'll get relieved of duty before I let Jellico make you cover up that fabulous rack with a uniform
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Old March 20 2013, 10:04 PM   #25
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Neither security guard could believe what they were seeing... a Ferengi, turning a Klingon into his own personal hand puppet.


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Old March 20 2013, 10:14 PM   #26
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Patrick Stewart (to self): Bruce Willis got famous doing this kind of crap? Remember the mortgage payment, remember the mortgage...
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Old March 21 2013, 12:54 AM   #27
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Thanks for the win!



Picard: I know it has been hard losing Wil. It hasn't been easy for me either, not to mention losing Beverly as well.

Troi: Only if I agreed to take the helm at Veridian III. I bet we wouldn't be here in the Delta Quadrant chasing those pesky maquis




*few days later*

Picard and Geordi: Warp Particles!

Chakotay: *sigh*
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Old March 21 2013, 01:21 AM   #28
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Worf: It says here that Commander William Riker did not click on any Facebook affiliate links this year and all deleted photos from the past twenty years are being auto-reposted.

Riker: Fucking Zuckerborg.

Worf: Nice rainbow suspenders. I did not know you had a Mork from Ork phase.




Captain's log supplemental: Next time add a plumber to the crew who isn't descended from cultures with time-and-a-half holidays every day of the year.




Picard: Watch out for snakes.




Lieutenant Snark: Sexually harass much Umax Boy?
Lieutenant Rack: I swear, sometimes it's like he doesn't even watch interstellar porn.




Picard: Is it brain freeze?
Troi: Yes. It is brain freeze. From my invisible chocolate sundae.
Picard: Perhaps you should slow down.
Troi: Idiot.
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Old March 22 2013, 10:24 AM   #29
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Worf: ....At 0530 hours, the Xyran Ambassador broke into Guinan's stash. At 0602 hours, Ensign M'pok accident set off the security alarm in the Science labs...

Riker: There's nothing on that padd, is there?
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Old March 22 2013, 12:09 PM   #30
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With apologies to Karnac...



Troi: A nail, a board, and a redshirt.

(opens envelope)

Troi: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.
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