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Old March 21 2013, 04:30 AM   #1
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Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contact.

I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?

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Old March 21 2013, 04:53 AM   #2
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Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.

Its the first rule of first contact!

Right after establishin' that a species can travel faster than light, ya gotta ask, "Can we have sex?"
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Old March 21 2013, 05:56 AM   #3
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Its the first rule of first contact!

Right after establishin' that a species can travel faster than light, ya gotta ask, "Can we have sex?"
Riker didn't even really put up a fight.
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Old March 21 2013, 01:15 PM   #4
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Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.

The woman wanted her 15 minutes of fame, he felt sorry for her, so they agreed to do it so she can sell the story to the Malcorian tabloids to say "I had sex with an alien!!"

In seriousness, I bet the writers had a good laugh at that, since that's probably the angle they intended for that plot aspect.
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Old March 21 2013, 03:53 PM   #5
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Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.

FFunctionalData wrote: View Post
I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?
It was Bebe Neuwirth, so can't blame him too much.
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Old March 21 2013, 05:27 PM   #6
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Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.

It was 1991 Bebe Neuwirth. NO BLAME.

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Old March 21 2013, 06:39 PM   #7
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Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.

He had to do what he had to do in order to try to escape. So, in essence, he was only doing his duty.
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Old March 21 2013, 07:16 PM   #8
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First Contract?
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Old March 21 2013, 08:18 PM   #9
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It was 1991 Bebe Neuwirth. NO BLAME.

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Old March 21 2013, 09:33 PM   #10
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Riker was pretty smooth, not Kirk smooth. Sometimes those things just happen.
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Old March 21 2013, 09:48 PM   #11
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I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?
Honestly, I don't think we EVER heard anything about such a "rule" until that one episode of VOYAGER.

Nobody had ever mentioned it before.
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Old March 21 2013, 11:08 PM   #12
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First Contract?
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Old March 21 2013, 11:37 PM   #13
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Riker was pretty smooth, not Kirk smooth. Sometimes those things just happen.
Yeah, but to be fair, Kirk was just really smooth. If I'm ever captured, and made to fight in an arena at the behest of three disembodied brain aliens, I'm going to try the "what is kiss?" maneuver on my hot and sexy Drill Thrall.
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Old March 22 2013, 12:16 AM   #14
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First Contract?
oops no spell check for titles.
Wouldn't have worked since "contract" is a word too.
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Old March 22 2013, 12:30 AM   #15
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First Contract?
oops no spell check for titles.
They had a verbal "contract"
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