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Old March 14 2013, 07:38 PM   #46
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Data: "Mr. Worf, would you clear up a matter of Earth's 21st Century history for me?"

Worf: "I'll try."

Data: "According to the great pundit David Letterman, Jorge Bergoglio, who we now know as Pope Francis, had previously been a relief pitcher for the Yankees."

Worf: "So what's the big deal?"

Data: "I have done some research, and there is no way Bergoglio could have been a Yankee."

Worf: "Why not?"

Data: "Because he was a Cardinal."
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Old March 14 2013, 11:24 PM   #47
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Riker: I'm sorry Captain, that is not the Mythical Lost Clitoris of your people. That is our tactical officer Ensign Crusher.



Riker: Ship's Best Betazoid Lay, ages 30-35. I can't believe it.
Worf: Do not worry, sir. There is always next year. You will be in another bracket.
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Old March 15 2013, 04:11 AM   #48
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Data: "Mr. Worf, would you clear up a matter of Earth's 21st Century history for me?"

Worf: "I'll try."

Data: "According to the great pundit David Letterman, Jorge Bergoglio, who we now know as Pope Francis, had previously been a relief pitcher for the Yankees."

Worf: "So what's the big deal?"

Data: "I have done some research, and there is no way Bergoglio could have been a Yankee."

Worf: "Why not?"

Data: "Because he was a Cardinal."
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Old March 15 2013, 04:26 AM   #49
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Data: "Mr. Worf, I am sure you will be pleased to know that Lieutenant Ogawa's body temperature is now reading a perfectly normal 98.6 degrees. Thankfully, her condition of being 'incredibly hot,' which you mentioned to me in the corridor, was apparently a temporary abnormality."
Ogawa (thinking): "Awkward..."
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Old March 15 2013, 09:38 AM   #50
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Data: Commander Worf. The medical staff has informed me they would like their Commemorative Captains of the Fleet Collectors plate back. You were the only conscious patient in sickbay this week.

Worf: It was not me! Besides, without Archer that plate is worthless.

Data: Who?

Ogawa: Fanboys....
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Old March 15 2013, 07:08 PM   #51
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Data: It wasn't your fault....
Worf: I told the commander Human females were much too fragile.
Ogawa:.......poor Wesley.... At least Sh....HE! died with a smile on he...HIS! I'm sorry! I am SO! sorry!....
At least He died with a smile on His face...
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Old March 16 2013, 05:18 AM   #52
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DATA: As you can see, Spot keeps changing breed and gender.
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Old March 17 2013, 01:19 AM   #53
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Worf: Hey! Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ...uh, doctor
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Old March 17 2013, 01:46 AM   #54
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Worf: "No! No! The last time you injected me with that stuff, I woke up with my pants around my ankles and a sore bum!"
Crusher: "Well, I had nothing to do with that!"
Worf: "That's what I'm afraid of!"
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Old March 17 2013, 04:01 PM   #55
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Data: "Mr. Worf, would you clear up a matter of Earth's 21st Century history for me?"

Worf: "I'll try."

Data: "According to the great pundit David Letterman, Jorge Bergoglio, who we now know as Pope Francis, had previously been a relief pitcher for the Yankees."

Worf: "So what's the big deal?"

Data: "I have done some research, and there is no way Bergoglio could have been a Yankee."

Worf: "Why not?"

Data: "Because he was a Cardinal."
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Old March 17 2013, 04:04 PM   #56
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Crusher: "I am for you, Worf."

The TNG "sequel" to TOS' "That Which Survives" was not well received.
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Old March 17 2013, 04:10 PM   #57
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Mr. Data has revealed that he's engaged to his smartphone, and the rest of the crew is not very happy.
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Old March 17 2013, 08:24 PM   #58
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Data: No, Worf. The mute button doesn't work on the females of this universe, either.
Ogawa: Oh no he di'in't!



Riker: Tasha, run a sensor sweep.
Worf: Dear Kahless what have they done.
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Old March 17 2013, 08:29 PM   #59
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