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Old March 7 2013, 02:51 AM   #1
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Game: The Constable has a bad day!

What sort of trouble can our dear Constable get himself into? Let's make a game out of it. Somebody posts a scenario where he shape shifts into something/someone, the person below them posts their idea of what can go wrong when he does that and adds a new scenario.

For example:

First post-- Odo takes the shape of a bulkhead.

Second post-- ...and two amorous human cadets end up getting it on against that bulkhead.

Odo turns into a bird.


And so forth...

Got it? All right, then here we go!


Scenario: Odo morphs a dress in Garak's shop, and Lwaxana decides to try it on...and wear it.
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Old March 7 2013, 03:16 AM   #2
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

And Lwaxana develops a hideous rash after wearing it for six hours straight

Odo turns into a bar stool
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Old March 7 2013, 03:20 AM   #3
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

And spends 12 hours stuck there when it turns out to be in Morn's favorite spot.

Odo turns into Sisko's baseball...
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Old March 7 2013, 03:58 AM   #4
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

...and wakes up the next day with ink in his morphogenic matrix and no memory of last night.


Odo morphs a spoon.
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Old March 7 2013, 04:24 AM   #5
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

Quark uses the spoon to clean out his ears.

Odo turns into one of the chairs on the Defiant bridge.
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Old March 7 2013, 06:58 AM   #6
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

...on the very day O'Brien decided not to wear pants.

Odo thought it would be a really good idea to shift into a dabo wheel...
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Old March 7 2013, 08:54 AM   #7
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

... and ruined Quark by letting the patrons win each time.

Odo turned into a dressed Ferengi female...
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Old March 7 2013, 11:16 AM   #8
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

and get's molested by The grand Nagus

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Old March 7 2013, 12:00 PM   #9
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

...Just before the mass Jewish wedding organized by the station's rabbi.

Odo morphs into the form of a seagull again...
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Old March 7 2013, 02:08 PM   #10
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

... only to become a target for a yearly Klingon seagull hunting.

Odo changes into an old-fashioned paper book...
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Old March 7 2013, 04:21 PM   #11
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

turns out it was written by Diane Carey.

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Old March 7 2013, 05:29 PM   #12
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

...and has to listen in on the most disgusting description of somebody's digestive issues he ever heard in his life after the wearer contacts Bashir.

Odo morphs a wall in the turbolift...
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Old March 7 2013, 05:38 PM   #13
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Re: Game: The Constable has a bad day!

and knows who it was that dealt it.

Odo morphs into a bar of latinum.
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Old March 7 2013, 06:37 PM   #14
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...and three crooks fight over him.

Odo changes into an Earth tiger...
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Old March 7 2013, 10:45 PM   #15
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...and accidentally gets sold as stock by Quark!

Odo turns into Rom's toolbox...
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