Help with my pissing cat!! - Page 2

SmoothieX · March 3 2013, 04:35 PM

But that's the only thing you can do with a cat. Next you'll expect me to feed it and pet it.

Mr. Laser Beam · March 3 2013, 04:46 PM

teacake wrote:

Stop being mean to cats!!

You will suffer in their day of glorious dominion over humans which will one day be upon us.

One day?!?

Rhaven · March 3 2013, 04:52 PM

Good advice all around, except for the payback "spritz". lol
A trip to the vet for a UTI check up and another litter box and you should be all set.
I have 2 cats and have 2 litter boxes. My kitties are particular and need their own space in this respect. Otherwise, they're inseperable.

sbk1234 · March 3 2013, 04:54 PM

Great advice. However, it just seems like there's something wrong with the fact that my cats, who use their own tongues to clean their rectums, are more particular about where they pee and poop than my own children.

SwimmingGnu · March 3 2013, 07:14 PM

I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.

Gaith · March 3 2013, 07:25 PM

teacake wrote:

Stop being mean to cats!!

You will suffer in their day of glorious dominion over humans which will one day be upon us.

I'm now getting visions of an awesome action movie in which a solar plasma storm, or something, turns all household cats into beasts the size of cars. Who then decide to eat us, because kibble don't cut it no more.

The rest is pretty much your standard zombie movie, except with lots and lots of human/mega-feline violence.

Mr. Laser Beam · March 3 2013, 08:22 PM

^ And cheezburger?

Gaith · March 3 2013, 09:10 PM

^ Please! Take this seriously.

The film will be entitled "Bad Kitties", after the studio rejects "Rotten Pu--ies". The end credits song will of course be "Year of the Cat".

Mr. Laser Beam · March 3 2013, 09:17 PM

^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.

teacake · March 3 2013, 09:58 PM

Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.

Gaith · March 3 2013, 10:00 PM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.

You may expect sequels, video games, toys, apps...

... Yes. This film shall have a tail.

sbk1234 · March 3 2013, 11:15 PM

teacake wrote:

Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.

No. I think they'd eat each child only once.

Collingwood Nick · March 4 2013, 05:39 AM

SwimmingGnu wrote:

I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.

Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.

Sector 7 · March 4 2013, 05:55 AM

Sector 7's List of Advice:

- multiple litter boxes, preferably etched with their name on each [remember to print, cats cannot read cursive]
- terminate with extreme prejudice [I prefer 9mm, .38 caliber is also acceptable]
- get a mean dog, it will scare the piss out of him [also may have the effect of him pooping whenever he sees the dog]
- use a Tazer when you catch him doing it [I guarantee he'll never piss there again. This also may work on the children.]
- next time get a puppy and train him right

Can you tell I'm not a cat person? The guy who wrote, "Cats are people, too" LIED.

Gul Re'jal · March 4 2013, 05:55 AM

Collingwood Nick wrote:

Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.

There is a brand (don't remember the name now) that has separate products for cat and dog urine. You could check at your local pet shop, they should have something for doggies too.

Oh, found it:
http://www.scoutshouse.com/store/images/Urine-Off.jpg

March 3 2013, 04:35 PM	#16
SmoothieX Vice Admiral Location: Massachusetts	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! But that's the only thing you can do with a cat. Next you'll expect me to feed it and pet it.

March 3 2013, 04:52 PM	#18
Rhaven Commander Location: Rhaven in Boston	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! Good advice all around, except for the payback "spritz". lol A trip to the vet for a UTI check up and another litter box and you should be all set. I have 2 cats and have 2 litter boxes. My kitties are particular and need their own space in this respect. Otherwise, they're inseperable. __________________ I'm not a geek, I'm an aficionado.

March 3 2013, 04:54 PM	#19
sbk1234 Rear Admiral Location: Los Angeles	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! Great advice. However, it just seems like there's something wrong with the fact that my cats, who use their own tongues to clean their rectums, are more particular about where they pee and poop than my own children. __________________ In all the history of the world, a riot has NEVER broken out at a Sci-Fi convention. "It's a fucking TV show!" - Gary Lockwood

March 3 2013, 07:14 PM	#20
SwimmingGnu Lieutenant	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.

March 3 2013, 08:22 PM	#22
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! ^ And cheezburger? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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March 3 2013, 09:10 PM	#23
Gaith Rear Admiral Location: Starfleet Command, The City that Knows How	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! ^ Please! Take this seriously. The film will be entitled "Bad Kitties", after the studio rejects "Rotten Pu--ies". The end credits song will of course be "Year of the Cat".

March 3 2013, 09:17 PM	#24
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! ^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

March 3 2013, 09:58 PM	#25
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

March 4 2013, 05:55 AM	#29
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Help with my pissing cat!! Sector 7's List of Advice: - multiple litter boxes, preferably etched with their name on each [remember to print, cats cannot read cursive] - terminate with extreme prejudice [I prefer 9mm, .38 caliber is also acceptable] - get a mean dog, it will scare the piss out of him [also may have the effect of him pooping whenever he sees the dog] - use a Tazer when you catch him doing it [I guarantee he'll never piss there again. This also may work on the children.] - next time get a puppy and train him right Can you tell I'm not a cat person? The guy who wrote, "Cats are people, too" LIED. __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.