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Old February 26 2013, 12:14 AM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 104; One Small Ship...

I have not much to say... So the winners are...



Triskelion wrote: View Post


Kim: I don't think it's working, Doc!
EMH: Trust me, this alternative treatment for constipation is fully endorsed by the Ferengi Laxative Council.
Kim: Who??
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NEELIX: Lt Carey, watch out, an alien parasite is emerging from your abdomen!
CHAKOTAY: No, no Neelix. That's what happens to humans when they, you know...
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When staff meetings got boring, Torres would start conversations with an empty chair.
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Janeway: Can you wake him doctor
Doctor: Has there ever been an episode where i couldn't
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Chakotay: "It's at times like that this I begin to suspect that everything my dad taught me about my culture was stolen from cheap twentieth century cowboy and indian movies."
And now the special award.



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Chakotay: That's enough, Neelix. I know you missed the Federation in service on sexual harrassment when you came on board, so let me be blunt. THIS is considered a "no-no".
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Chakotay: I'm going to wake the dragon in case he's a good dragon.
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Again being brief; below are the pictures to be captioned.











The next caption contest will start on the 4th of March.

Have fun!
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Caption contest: DS9
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Old February 26 2013, 01:13 AM   #2
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 104; One Small Ship...


Chakotay always feared the sky falling on his head...


Janeway: Computer display the various security feeds for all the male's crew quarters...


Tom: I had a dream where I mated with the captain.
Doctor (o/s): Just a dream Mr Paris- Wait did you say mated?
Tom: Yeah it was rather kinky stuff...


Suder: Did you ever consider that my extreme violence will whip up a storm in your calm sea of thoughts?
Tuvok: Mind meld first, consequences later...


The audio feed to captain Janeway's quarters always made for interesting listening, especially when Seven arrived...
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Old February 26 2013, 02:51 PM   #3
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 104; One Small Ship...

Thanks for the win!



Tuvok: "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts..."
Suder: "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Old February 26 2013, 08:47 PM   #4
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TFTW LnX!!!



Janeway <aboard Voyager>: ATTENTION CREW: WHOEVER LEFT MY SEAT UP IS IN FOR WORLDS OF HURT! WORLDS OF HURT!

Chakotay: Tee hee!




When I find who's been sending me those lolcat emails there will be hell to pay. All right Mister Kim, let's just see what you've been Googling on night command.




Tom: When I was at Warp 10 I existed in every point in space and time in the universe.

EMH: Yes, and?

Tom: In about a week you're going to give B'Elanna a gynecological exam. You might want to pre-warm your instruments this time - for the crew's sake.




Tuvok: My thoughts to your thoughts....

Suder: You don't just meld with one person. You meld with every person they have melded with in the last five years.

Tuvok: Not to worry, I am completely clean, Mister Suder.

Suder: Ahem. Your'e not the only Vulcan aboard.

Tuvok <Breaks contact, wipes hands on pants>: Dammit Vorik!




The crew's nightly game of "Guess Who Dealt It" always ended the same way: with a heated debate over the molecular characteristics of Plomeek vs Brussel Sprouts.
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Old February 27 2013, 03:11 AM   #5
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After arguing with Janeway about an obviously reckless move, Janeway put Chakotay in time-out.



After Janeway's makeup got smudged, she found a temporal anomaly and reset the timeline.



PARIS: Why don't...we...just...go warp 9.99999....be home in seconds....no evolution....
DOCTOR: What was that you just said, Mr Paris?
JANEWAY: He's started babbling incoherently. His brain must be starting to transform.



TUVOK: Mr Suter, I am now transferring to you my feelings about Neelix. You will know what to do.



TUVOK: This month we have decided to promote...this inanimate carbon rod!
KIM: DAMN IT!
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Old February 27 2013, 03:21 AM   #6
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CHAKOTAY: I'll just duck in here. Nothing bad ever happens in a cave.
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Old February 28 2013, 10:16 PM   #7
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When Chakotay left for his meditations (from where he rarely returned in time), Janeway kept a little Holo-animation of him in one of her flowerpots as a reminder to rescue him and retrieve the shuttle.
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Old March 1 2013, 12:30 AM   #8
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Again being brief; below are the pictures to be captioned.


Chakotay seeks to elude the the mob of angry fans by hiding in a cave. Little does he know that 'cave' is actually a land-dwelling starship/man-eating monster.



Janeway: "Which button turns the lights back up?"
(frustrated)
Janeway: "I thought I read the instructions right..."


Paris: "I think there's something wrong with Neelix's cooking..."


Tuvok rehearses Helen Keller in preparation for "Year of Hell".



Everyone is waiting their turn as Paris bogarts the galactic telephone.
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Old March 1 2013, 12:58 AM   #9
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PARIS: Explosion....in the mess...hall.

JANEWAY: What! The coffee, is it okay!!!??



JANEWAY: Get to work, people! You don't get paid to stand around!

TUVOK: Actually, Captain. We don't get paid at all.
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Old March 3 2013, 01:30 AM   #10
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Tuvok: "It's a new technique. It's called the Jedi mindmeld."
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Old March 3 2013, 08:17 AM   #11
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Chakotay: The coast is clear, there's just a lot of big aliens pointing rifles at us.




Computer: Warning, by using a phaser in close proximity to this console, the warranty is now void.



Paris: What do you mean, lizard babies?



Tuvok: Crap, nothing to meld with.



Neelix: (over comm) ... And today's special will be Leola Root Surprise.

Tuvok: Red Alert.
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Old March 3 2013, 08:17 AM   #12
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 104; One Small Ship...


Robert Beltran: Can I come out now? Is the series over yet?


Janeway: Oh god no! Something's happened that could upset the status quo on the show. Where's that reset button...


Paris: Doc, what's wrong with me?
EMH: The Klingons call it, nga'chuq Hegh. It translates roughly to 'sexual death', a highly virulant Klingon STI I'm afraid, Mr Paris.


Tuvok: I wish I knew how to quit you.


Kim: Hey, what's going on? Is it a party?
Tuvok: Remain perfectly still. It will confuse him and he will leave.
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Old March 4 2013, 01:49 AM   #13
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JANEWAY: I gotta get an easier PIN.
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Old March 4 2013, 08:06 PM   #14
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Chak: My man cave is open for business! First rule: no ball-busting unless you have balls!
Male voyager crew: Ahhhhhhhhhhh........




B'Elanna I want you to target Chakotay's man cave and destroy the entrance! B'Elanna? Computer, location of Lieutenant Torres?

Lieutenant B'Leather Sensation is under the planet's surface.




Teraquads...of...porn....




Suder: You're going to hear a lot about fanfic. Don't steal my ideas.

Tuvok:
No promises.



Tuvok: Keep...perfectly...still...Lieutenant.

Tom: I...don't...think...it's...working....

Janeway:
Well?? Isn't anyone going to comment on my new hairdo?
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Old March 6 2013, 08:07 PM   #15
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Chakotay TOUCH HIS **** YOU [slur]!!! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

Neelix: Help me!! Why are you doing this?! WHY?!!
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