If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... - Page 2

Lynx · February 26 2013, 04:34 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

Neelix meets up with mr Wildeman.

Greskrendrengk: "Sure, I'll arm wrestle you for my wife, but there's no way in hell you're raising my daughter."

Neelix "Too late! They both already call me daddy."

Yes, yes, YES!

teacake · February 27 2013, 02:13 AM

WHAT! Lynx.. REALLY?!

Bry_Sinclair · February 27 2013, 12:23 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

Neelix "Too late! They both already call me daddy."

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!

There is never any need for that!

Guy Gardener · February 27 2013, 12:52 PM

Imagine you're lost at sea.

Perfectly fine, but the wife doesn't know that.

How long till she accepts that you're dead.

Then how long till she replaces you?

So the number in your head is that your wife will be remarried within 4 years, but you won't be home for 70... Do you really have to wait four years till you start screwing around on the person who believes that they are allowed to legally screw around on your ghost?

Beisdes if you're able to think fourthdimensionally, you can start ignoring your vows immediately because there is no force in the universe which will intervene from she signing up to a speed dating event at your local come the 1500 day mark.

Oh.

Or do you mean that Neelix is gross?

Bry_Sinclair · February 27 2013, 04:52 PM

The latter

Lynx · February 27 2013, 05:35 PM

teacake wrote:

WHAT! Lynx.. REALLY?!

Weeeellll.......

Admit that you do find this.....a bit touching.

teacake · February 27 2013, 09:55 PM

No no no no no no no no..

He can't handle Wildman, she is not naive enough, not dependent enough and not NEEDY enough. He wants to be needed.

Guy Gardener · February 27 2013, 10:28 PM

Done that, been there. Exhausting. Time for a real woman.

Sindatur · February 27 2013, 11:28 PM

I don't know, that Klingon woman seemed awfully needy

Guy Gardener · February 27 2013, 11:52 PM

Need for pecker is different from someone who always wants a hug.

You know the sort of person.

They're circling on your horizon with their arms spread out like they're pretending to be a big bird ready to snap shut like a bear trap around your kidneys.

I hate over-huggers.

They believe they're magically transferring platonic intimacy and spiritual health but you're only trying to ignore that they're letting you feel up their body with your body because the ends do not justify the means.

You can tie a butterfly in a knot, but you do have to strip their wings first.

teacake · February 28 2013, 12:14 AM

{{{{{{HUGS GUY}}}}}}

Guy Gardener · February 28 2013, 03:36 AM

That's one.

One hug is not a problem.

LogicDeLuxe · February 28 2013, 02:46 PM

Bry_Sinclair wrote:

and the reset button on Janeway's console breaks.

Someone should have done that in the pilot episode.

The reset button on almost any VGR episode is the worst thing about this show, imho. It only worked that one time in the Year of Hell.

Lynx · February 28 2013, 04:33 PM

Personally I liked "Time And Again". One of my favorites. It came as a surprise when everything was back where it started.

Not to mention that I would have liked to see something similar to a reset button in "Threshold" with Janeway waking up in her quarters after having a nightmare. It would have been more logic and also made the episode more funny and understandable.

Relayer1 · February 28 2013, 04:48 PM

I'd have liked them to have missed Earth and carried on past...

February 27 2013, 02:13 AM	#17
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... WHAT! Lynx.. REALLY?! __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 27 2013, 12:52 PM	#19
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... Imagine you're lost at sea. Perfectly fine, but the wife doesn't know that. How long till she accepts that you're dead. Then how long till she replaces you? So the number in your head is that your wife will be remarried within 4 years, but you won't be home for 70... Do you really have to wait four years till you start screwing around on the person who believes that they are allowed to legally screw around on your ghost? Beisdes if you're able to think fourthdimensionally, you can start ignoring your vows immediately because there is no force in the universe which will intervene from she signing up to a speed dating event at your local come the 1500 day mark. Oh. Or do you mean that Neelix is gross? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

February 27 2013, 04:52 PM	#20
Bry_Sinclair Commodore Location: Along the border of Talarian space	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... The latter __________________ Avatar: Captain Hilgrat Ja-Inrosh (deceased), Commanding Officer, U.S.S. Silverfin NCC-4470, Border Service Third Cutter Squadron Manip by: FltCpt. Bossco (STPMA)

February 27 2013, 09:55 PM	#22
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... No no no no no no no no.. He can't handle Wildman, she is not naive enough, not dependent enough and not NEEDY enough. He wants to be needed. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 27 2013, 10:28 PM	#23
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... Done that, been there. Exhausting. Time for a real woman. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

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February 27 2013, 11:28 PM	#24
Sindatur Rear Admiral Location: Sacramento, CA	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... I don't know, that Klingon woman seemed awfully needy __________________ One Day I hope to be the Man my Cat thinks I am Where are we going? And why are we in this Handbasket?

February 27 2013, 11:52 PM	#25
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... Need for pecker is different from someone who always wants a hug. You know the sort of person. They're circling on your horizon with their arms spread out like they're pretending to be a big bird ready to snap shut like a bear trap around your kidneys. I hate over-huggers. They believe they're magically transferring platonic intimacy and spiritual health but you're only trying to ignore that they're letting you feel up their body with your body because the ends do not justify the means. You can tie a butterfly in a knot, but you do have to strip their wings first. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

February 28 2013, 12:14 AM	#26
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... {{{{{{HUGS GUY}}}}}} __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 28 2013, 03:36 AM	#27
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... That's one. One hug is not a problem. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

February 28 2013, 04:33 PM	#29
Lynx Rear Admiral Location: Lynx Empire	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... Personally I liked "Time And Again". One of my favorites. It came as a surprise when everything was back where it started. Not to mention that I would have liked to see something similar to a reset button in "Threshold" with Janeway waking up in her quarters after having a nightmare. It would have been more logic and also made the episode more funny and understandable. __________________ Who'd let that cat in here? Visit the Kes Website at the new location: http://lynx677.byethost12.com

February 28 2013, 04:48 PM	#30
Relayer1 Fleet Captain Location: The Black Country, England	Re: If Voyager had lasted more than 7 seasons... I'd have liked them to have missed Earth and carried on past... __________________ Soon oh soon the light, Pass within and soothe this endless night, And wait here for you, Our reason to be here...