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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 7 2013, 07:11 PM   #31
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Spock: Uhura.... Captain I believe the colloquialism is she "has a big ol' butt."

Kirk: Indeed, Spock.

Spock: .... maybe in another life...

Kirk: Yep.

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Old March 7 2013, 07:17 PM   #32
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Inappropriate Bones: GET THAT SH*T OUT OF MY EYES OR DAMNIT I WILL R YOU!! I WILL R YOU SO HARD!!!
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Old March 8 2013, 12:13 AM   #33
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Geordi: *chuckle*

Riker: What's so funny?

Geordi: I just carved "Ask that kid wearing the visor out. He's cool!" on that tree

Riker: Why is that funny?

Geordi: So Jenny Garcia who was making out with Herbie Thompson, by that tree when we visited this place back in middle school, would see the tree and ask me out.
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Old March 10 2013, 02:29 AM   #34
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Riker: "You told him about our first season?!"



'God': "YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!"

Kirk: "Give it a rest, will you? Some of us are trying to sleep here!"



Transporter Chief: "Ok, you guys should be ready to beam down. Pretty sure I've ironed out the bug that turned the last couple of guys inside out. Pretty sure."
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Old March 10 2013, 12:23 PM   #35
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Riker: "You told him about the NX-01?!?"
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Old March 10 2013, 10:38 PM   #36
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Riker: Sorry, Geordi, but that glass eye still doesn't look real.






Spock: Uhura has been teaching that palm dance to Sulu.
Kirk: He's not bad.
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Old March 12 2013, 06:12 PM   #37
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Geordi: So then he said, "I've got to take a 'leak'," and something about a pea. I just kind of laughed and pretended like I knew what he was talking about, but...

Riker: Yeah, I don't get his 21st Century dialect either...




Some of the more obsessed Trek fans never truly understand the phrase "personal space".




Kirk: Regulation 46A: "If transmissions are being monitored during battle..."

Saavik: "... no uncoded messages on an open channel."

Kirk: So, who's not 'well-aware' of the regulations NOW?!
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Old March 12 2013, 07:51 PM   #38
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Geordi: What do you say we find a couple of low-mileage pit-woofies and help 'em build a memory?

Riker <taps communicator>: Beam me up, Scotty.
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Old March 12 2013, 08:07 PM   #39
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"You told him about the statue?! That wasn't a dumbass thing to do, but, a DOUBLE dumbass, to invoke the colorful metaphors of the time period."




The paparazzi of the 23rd century were a lot like the paparazzi of today, but equipped with better technology, like this 47,000,000 candlelight flash equipped on their cameras.




Kirk: *thinking* That is an impressive sideboob. The body is a little rotund, but an impressive sideboob, nonetheless.

Spock: *thinking* Is the Admiral checking out Mr. Scott?
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Old March 13 2013, 12:04 AM   #40
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McCoy: Phone hooome!
Kirk: For the last time I'm not smelling your finger!
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Old March 13 2013, 06:52 PM   #41
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"So his last name ISN'T Cockring?"

"No, sir. Apparently the Federation database is wrong."

"And we're not supposed to be helping him invent the cockring for his 'First Contact' with some Vulcan females?"

"No, sir. Apparently, he invented warp drive."

"Hmm. I guess the Borg coming back to stop the invention of warp drive DOES make a lot more sense than the Borg coming back to stop a big alien space orgy. Riker to Enterprise..."
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Old March 14 2013, 07:58 AM   #42
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Kirk: Scotty - that's what you're wearing to the costume party?
Spock: I wish to resign, Captain. I have seen everything there is to see in the universe.
Kirk: I can never look at slave Princess Leia again.
Scotty: How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right jabba!
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Old March 15 2013, 04:16 AM   #43
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Admiral Robau: (OS) You think you are such a hot shot? In my day, Captains went down to the surface shirtless and we all had nipples

Kirk: Oh yeah? *takes jacket off*
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