Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! - Page 2

Triskelion · February 26 2013, 08:11 PM

Riker: Nice jacket. Maybe you should go back to letting the computer pick out your clothes.

LaForge: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about your baby mamas.

McCoy: There's no bloody hook on the shuttle hatch handle! You lied!

Spock: Mister Scott, the gym hairdriers are not intended for use in that area. Regulations and hygeine forbid it.

Scotty: Well it's either this or mow from the waist down! Unless you'd be offering me your assistance, Mister Spock?

Spock: Captain, I -

Kirk: Regulations and hygeine, Spock.

Nerys Myk · February 27 2013, 05:53 AM

SPOCK (thinking): Thank Surak for inner eyelids.

Isis · March 1 2013, 01:29 AM

Riker: "You look fine. Why so glum?"

Geordi: "I haven't picked up any chicks on this planet."

Riker: "You dolt! This planet is uninhabited."

Triskelion · March 2 2013, 08:37 PM

LaForge: You are even more beautiful than I imagined.

Riker: Are you still milking that shtick?

Entertainment Tonight Chopper: SO "DAD," WHAT'S KALEY CUOCO LIKE?

Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."

Spock: On Vulcan, age is considered an aphrodisiac.

Ensign: Not enough pages in the calendar.

Maurice · March 2 2013, 11:58 PM

RIKER: What's with the armpits?
GEORDI: They're new Flite Gard® Perspiration Deflectors™. Don't let your Gard down on away missions!
RIKER: I thought humanity had evolved beyond product placement...

BONES: Damn, the bears in this park have gotten sophisticated!

Triskelion wrote:

Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."

SPOCK: Who is this Bill, Jim?

Nerys Myk · March 3 2013, 12:33 AM

RIKER: No, there isn't a tag saying "M. Scott" in my jacket lining!

Triskelion · March 3 2013, 01:42 AM

Riker: How did your coffee date with Leah Brahms go?
LaForge: She soured the milk.

Nerys Myk · March 3 2013, 02:01 AM

RIKER: You're in X-ray mode again, aren't you?

Triskelion · March 3 2013, 07:31 AM

Riker: You served Brahms fungini? Fungini. You served her fungini. You said, "Hey come to my quarters for some fungus."
LaForge: Let it go! It was two and a half centuries ago!

Mistral · March 5 2013, 07:52 PM

Jonas Grumby wrote:

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Frakes: "Those look damn strange."

Burton: "It's for the Omega Man remake I'm in."

Triskelion · March 6 2013, 04:04 AM

Frakes: You told him, I think, about the statue - line!
Burton: "You finally did it. You did it to yourselves."
Frakes: You finally did it! You did it to yourselves! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!
Rick Berman: Stop doing that, Burton!

Nerys Myk · March 6 2013, 05:08 AM

RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?

LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.

Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 05:24 AM

Nerys Myk wrote:

RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?

LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.

Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.

Nice one!!

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 05:27 AM

Riker: We are in 21st century Washington State correct?

Geordi: Yes Commander, but I don't understand what that means.

Riker: Geordi... ! You do understand... that special plant which lead to the creation of the banishment of currency etc etc...

Geordi: Oh oh... that.

Riker: *LARGE WINK*

*Cypress Hill 'Hits From The Bong' starts playing"

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 05:28 AM

Riker: Geordi... your eyes...

Geordi: Spice Must Flow...

February 26 2013, 08:11 PM	#16
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: Nice jacket. Maybe you should go back to letting the computer pick out your clothes. LaForge: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about your baby mamas. McCoy: There's no bloody hook on the shuttle hatch handle! You lied! Spock: Mister Scott, the gym hairdriers are not intended for use in that area. Regulations and hygeine forbid it. Scotty: Well it's either this or mow from the waist down! Unless you'd be offering me your assistance, Mister Spock? Spock: Captain, I - Kirk: Regulations and hygeine, Spock. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 27 2013, 05:53 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! SPOCK (thinking): Thank Surak for inner eyelids. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 1 2013, 01:29 AM	#18
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: "You look fine. Why so glum?" Geordi: "I haven't picked up any chicks on this planet." Riker: "You dolt! This planet is uninhabited."

March 2 2013, 08:37 PM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! LaForge: You are even more beautiful than I imagined. Riker: Are you still milking that shtick? Entertainment Tonight Chopper: SO "DAD," WHAT'S KALEY CUOCO LIKE? Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill." Spock: On Vulcan, age is considered an aphrodisiac. Ensign: Not enough pages in the calendar. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 3 2013, 12:33 AM	#21
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! RIKER: No, there isn't a tag saying "M. Scott" in my jacket lining! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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March 3 2013, 01:42 AM	#22
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: How did your coffee date with Leah Brahms go? LaForge: She soured the milk. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 3 2013, 02:01 AM	#23
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! RIKER: You're in X-ray mode again, aren't you? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 3 2013, 07:31 AM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: You served Brahms fungini? Fungini. You served her fungini. You said, "Hey come to my quarters for some fungus." LaForge: Let it go! It was two and a half centuries ago! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 6 2013, 04:04 AM	#26
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Frakes: You told him, I think, about the statue - line! Burton: "You finally did it. You did it to yourselves." Frakes: You finally did it! You did it to yourselves! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell! Rick Berman: Stop doing that, Burton! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 6 2013, 05:08 AM	#27
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! RIKER: Geordie? Geordie? LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes. Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 6 2013, 05:27 AM	#29
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: We are in 21st century Washington State correct? Geordi: Yes Commander, but I don't understand what that means. Riker: Geordi... ! You do understand... that special plant which lead to the creation of the banishment of currency etc etc... Geordi: Oh oh... that. Riker: LARGE WINK *Cypress Hill 'Hits From The Bong' starts playing"

March 6 2013, 05:28 AM	#30
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: Geordi... your eyes... Geordi: Spice Must Flow...