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Old February 18 2013, 06:56 PM   #16
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Stop hitting "reply," Captain! You CC'ed shots of your junk again!
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Old February 19 2013, 01:19 AM   #17
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Scotty: "Now pay attention Captain, the sequence is very complex."

Kirk: "The panel has six rocker switches, and one orange button."

Scotty (sigh): "Aye ... push this one and in thirty second the ship blows up."


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Old February 19 2013, 05:50 AM   #18
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KIRK: How the hell am I supposed to know who she is? I haven't actually "banged" every alien princess in the Galaxy! It's a myth!!
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Old February 19 2013, 11:24 AM   #19
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Scotty: You know what to do, Ensign.
Blueshirt: Fetch you the Lysol?
Scotty: Aye.




Call me a windbag, will ya? Let's see how the ship likes the new air mix. <Rips one into the environmental controls>.




Kirk: But - I deleted the browser history!
Scotty: Oh, aye - but ya dinnae wipe off the controls.




Kirk: It occurs to me that if we put sensors on the viewscreen, you would be out of a job.

Spock:
Interesting. That would free me up to spend more time with the female crew.

Kirk: Carry on, Commander.
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Old February 19 2013, 01:21 PM   #20
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Kirk: What's that?
Spock: Blue light.
Kirk: What does it do?
Spock: It shines blue.
Kirk: I see.
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Old February 21 2013, 11:22 AM   #21
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Redshirt by Turbolift <Pulling underwear out of crack>: Ahhhhh. Thank you exploding planet.
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Old February 21 2013, 01:20 PM   #22
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Nimoy: "After three seasons, my back is fukking killing me."

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Old February 24 2013, 03:12 AM   #23
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New Contest is up!
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