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Old February 19 2013, 03:19 PM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 103; A Hard Time



Harry: I know our maps are in 2D, but we can move in 3D and avoid sectors with mean aliens.

All:
Shut up, Harry!
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Old February 19 2013, 03:23 PM   #17
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Harry: What if we invited other lost ships and started our own fleet?

All: Shut up, Harry!
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Old February 20 2013, 06:21 AM   #18
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Thanks for the win!



Doctor: Excellent, Mister Kim! That's part 1 of the triathlon. Next segment: picking up women.

Kim: (thinking) Aw, Crap.



Neelix: No pulse, it's dead.



Tuvok: Captain Janeway has asked that I run today's Staff meeting. What is the first item on the agenda, Mister Paris.

Paris: Sexual Harassment complaints against Lieutenant Tuvok.



Janeway: Prognosis, Doctor?

The Doctor: Mister Neelix has already come by to see if he will go well in Leola Root Stew.



Tuvok: Commander, you are two hours late for your duty shift. Commander, is that incense I smell?
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Old February 20 2013, 03:14 PM   #19
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Neelix: We might be able to use these as tools or weapons. Gather them up, Mister Hogan. Is there a problem?
Hogan: No, sir. Do you want all of them?
Neelix: Waste nothing. That's one of the first rules of survival.
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Old February 24 2013, 08:46 PM   #20
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Doctor: Mister Kim! I understand that expelling waste can sometimes be a trying event, but this is the tenth set of fingers that I'm going to have to fix because of you!


Neelix: I've heard you humans have these strange little things hanging between your legs-
Chakotay: Neelix!
Carey: It's definitely there, Neelix. And believe me, there's nothing little about it!
Nameless Crewman in the Background: That's what he thinks...


Chakotay: Yeah... this makes up for no sex... riiiiiight...
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Old February 25 2013, 08:50 AM   #21
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 103; A Hard Time

These caption contests will now take place on Mondays, so the next one will be up by the end of the day.
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Old February 25 2013, 10:18 PM   #22
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Chakotay: 'If I had blonde sand, I could draw the prevision I had last night after Kathryn turned me down again'
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Old February 26 2013, 12:53 AM   #23
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The next caption contest is now up!
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