Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "I'm really sorry about the...misunderstanding."
Gillian (curtly): "You mean getting grabby?"
Kirk: "It's just that...in the future, our historical records indicate that women in this time period were...very sexually open."
Gillian (rolls eyes): "Again with the time travel crap."
Kirk: "So...when you said you called your vehicle your 'pickup truck'..."
Gillian: "Oh, brother!"

[Maurice]

TROI: Smug, are we?
RIKER: Always.




PATRICK: I'm afraid you're all wet, Anij. <waits> But that always got a laugh in rehearsal!





A moment later Gillian would discover that her AAA would not cover collisions with "invisible spaceships".

[Triskelion]

Riker: The Doctor cleared me of all sexual afflictions.
Troi: So that's why she billed me for a new microscope.




Picard: Your inflatable bra has saved us! Hooray! Aaaawwww.




Kirk: I like a woman who can handle a stick.
Gillian: Hope you like baling hay.

[Vassa]

Thanks for the win!



Troi: That's a beard I see, so the answer is still no...


Thankfully Anji's blindness was only temporary.


Gillian: You've brought me to a foggy park in the middle of the night. 'Creepy ass-hole' is precisely the color metaphor I was looking for.

[Turd Ferguson]

"So, when I said 'what I need I can't get from Dr. Crusher,' I didn't mean sex. I know you've got some vicodin stashed around here somewhere."



"Quickly, Mr. Data, it looks like we're going to need the water wings."



"No, you're doing it wrong. If you want to speed off from me in anger, it helps if you have it in 'drive.'"

[Nerys Myk]

Jean-Luc the Baptist: Sprinkling is for losers, immersion or nothing!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Deanna: "It feels like we're teenagers again."
Riker: "Yeah, but you still break wind like my tobacco chewing grandmother."



Picard: "So now do I make you wet?"



Kirk: "If you really cared about the environment, you'd ditch the gas-guzzling truck and get a hybrid."
Gillian: "Huh?"
Kirk: Sorry, wrong century."

[Triskelion]

And then I turned into a locomotive and you turned into a tunnel, while Commander Data watched from the barn door. What do you think it means?

It means my patented lap counseling technique is working.




Picard: ...And then Geordi snapped his fingers and a gypsy violinist appeared on the beach!

Anij: Ha ha ha what a loser.




Kirk: Do you have any friends we could ask for help?
Gillian: There's Madeline, but she's busy rolling a couple of johns from out of town.

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I can't believe she's never heard of the Beastie Boys.

[inflatabledalek]

Frakes: Ah, fond memories... this is the same casting couch I used to audition the 18 year olds desperate to play the many sexy young women in this film.

Sirtis: But... there are no sexy 18 year old women in this film.

Frakes: You know that, I know that, but they didn't know that... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



HAHA.



Picard: I'm sorry... but I can't actually remember who you are or how you came to be here drowning with me.

Anij: Don't worry, it happens a lot to us on this planet. We're the most forgettable characters in all of Star Trek.

Picard: Well that makes se... No, wait.... I'm sorry but I can't actually remember who you are or how
you came to be here drowning with me.



Kirk: I do not know who this "T.J. Hooker" is of whom you speak.

[inflatabledalek]

Or alternately:





Riker: Fancy a shag?



Picard: Fancy a shag?




Gillian: Fancy a shag?

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Hey, I like your 'boxy, old truck'! It reminds me of my old 1701 shuttlecraft! These damned new shuttlecraft...they all look like electric shavers!"

[Nerys Myk]

Gillian: Sorry fellas, I only have room for three. Freaky glove, kitchen knife and hockey mask, hop in. Pizza box, you're out of luck.

[Triskelion]

Riker: Computer, bigger boobs and less jabber.
Troi: Let's talk about your holodeck habit, Will. Or as I like to call them, your "Nocturnal E-Missions."




Why do you people keep calling me "Hardcastle?"




Gillian: No I don't want any "Spock in a Box!"

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: I think my gut is firming up.

TROI: That's just the chili.