TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... - Page 3

LeadHead · February 15 2013, 03:06 PM

Just a reminder everyone, the Captains log award isn't just a one time thing, please keep those hilarious reports to starfleet command coming!

The Laughing Vulcan · February 15 2013, 05:10 PM

First Officer's Personal Log: "Met an interesting new bartender named Lal in Ten Forward today. Looked to be going in an interesting direction, until her father turned up. You will not believe who her father is... The second piece of bad news turned out when I learned when her birthday is....

I've been staring at the wall of the brig for the last four hours now... My lawyer has advised me to use the Ocampan defence."

Ln X · February 15 2013, 05:31 PM

Captain's log supplemental, we received a distress call from Lawnjayree Five, a Federation colony in the Pantee'ose system, and rescued a few dozen pimps and about several hundred hoes. Suffice to say crew performance has notably plummeted...

inflatabledalek · February 15 2013, 10:59 PM

Belated FTW!

Dorn: Really? this costs less than just giving me a chair?

I didn't say take the women away.

Data: You know how the Holodeck has this ability to project clothes onto peoples bodies?

Jenna: I don't know, I heard that could make you look kind of old and fat and red faced...

Data: Do not worry, I do not wish to project hologramatic clothes onto your body, I wish to project Tasha Yar's face over yours.

Captain's Log Stardate 44.4106: I do wish Beverly would stop bothering me when I'm trying to use the brand new Captain's latrine.

Lal: Mmmmm... haddock.

Q: And I've got a card for inflatable dalek... from nobody. Sucks to be you.

Jonas Grumby · February 16 2013, 12:37 AM

"Security Officer's log: WHO DA MAN!!"

inflatabledalek · February 16 2013, 12:47 AM

Jonas Grumby wrote:

"Security Officer's log: WHO DA MAN!!"

Blond: Actually... me.

jespah · February 16 2013, 01:31 AM

Worf (thinking) Ah, now they'll finally stop writing me slash scenes.

Data - Jenna, I am enjoying the seder. When do we break out the matzoh?

Beverly - Okay, I can definitely see it now. You waxed your pate!

Riker (thinking) - I gotta go watch an NX-01 holodeck program to clear my mind of this memory. Something relaxing that I like to call, "These are the Voyages".

Q - Despite the Continuum taking over UPS, we still get the deliveries wrong. These were supposed to be a bouquet of live Calrissian chameleons.

Triskelion · February 16 2013, 06:19 PM

Worf: I like your bumpy throat ridge.
Blonde: It's an adam's apple, you great buttock.

Data: A toast, to your upcoming video premiere.

Jenna: ...What?

Sorry Jean Luc, but to quote Shakespeare, "You bore the hell out of me."

Lal: Why are my loins locking down and fusing shut?
Data: Heh heh. Father of the Century.

Flowers for Commander Riker from Commander Data? It says, "Sorry about your recent tongue electrocution. Get well soon."

Isis · February 16 2013, 07:43 PM

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Q has gotten Valentine's Day confused with Groundhog Day, and lately wakes me up every morning with a romantic serenade. Where's Kelsey Grammer when you need him?

Jonas Grumby · February 16 2013, 08:16 PM

Q: "Delivery for Christy Henshaw from Geordi LaForge. Argelian Stinkweed. I'm assuming you turned him down again?"

LeadHead · February 16 2013, 10:24 PM

New contest will start late tonight!

Triskelion · February 17 2013, 01:46 AM

Happy VD, Beverly.
You mean Valentine's Day?
Hm?

Nerys Myk · February 17 2013, 02:04 AM

PICARD: A little help here, Bev? I threw my back out.

LeadHead · February 17 2013, 09:49 AM

New Contest is up!

February 15 2013, 03:06 PM	#31
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Just a reminder everyone, the Captains log award isn't just a one time thing, please keep those hilarious reports to starfleet command coming! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

February 15 2013, 05:10 PM	#32
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... First Officer's Personal Log: "Met an interesting new bartender named Lal in Ten Forward today. Looked to be going in an interesting direction, until her father turned up. You will not believe who her father is... The second piece of bad news turned out when I learned when her birthday is.... I've been staring at the wall of the brig for the last four hours now... My lawyer has advised me to use the Ocampan defence." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

February 15 2013, 05:31 PM	#33
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Captain's log supplemental, we received a distress call from Lawnjayree Five, a Federation colony in the Pantee'ose system, and rescued a few dozen pimps and about several hundred hoes. Suffice to say crew performance has notably plummeted... __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

February 15 2013, 10:59 PM	#34
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Belated FTW! Dorn: Really? this costs less than just giving me a chair? I didn't say take the women away. Data: You know how the Holodeck has this ability to project clothes onto peoples bodies? Jenna: I don't know, I heard that could make you look kind of old and fat and red faced... Data: Do not worry, I do not wish to project hologramatic clothes onto your body, I wish to project Tasha Yar's face over yours. Captain's Log Stardate 44.4106: I do wish Beverly would stop bothering me when I'm trying to use the brand new Captain's latrine. Lal: Mmmmm... haddock. Q: And I've got a card for inflatable dalek... from nobody. Sucks to be you. __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1 Last edited by inflatabledalek; February 16 2013 at 12:11 AM.

February 16 2013, 12:37 AM	#35
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February 16 2013, 01:31 AM	#37
jespah Commodore Location: Boston, the Gateway to the Galaxy	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Worf (thinking) Ah, now they'll finally stop writing me slash scenes. Data - Jenna, I am enjoying the seder. When do we break out the matzoh? Beverly - Okay, I can definitely see it now. You waxed your pate! Riker (thinking) - I gotta go watch an NX-01 holodeck program to clear my mind of this memory. Something relaxing that I like to call, "These are the Voyages". Q - Despite the Continuum taking over UPS, we still get the deliveries wrong. These were supposed to be a bouquet of live Calrissian chameleons. __________________ Honk if you love silence http://www.jespah.com (includes fanfiction with most ratings). TU Publishing Adult Trek Anthology

February 16 2013, 06:19 PM	#38
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Worf: I like your bumpy throat ridge. Blonde: It's an adam's apple, you great buttock. Data: A toast, to your upcoming video premiere. Jenna: ...What? Sorry Jean Luc, but to quote Shakespeare, "You bore the hell out of me." Lal: Why are my loins locking down and fusing shut? Data: Heh heh. Father of the Century. Flowers for Commander Riker from Commander Data? It says, "Sorry about your recent tongue electrocution. Get well soon." __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 16 2013, 07:43 PM	#39
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Q has gotten Valentine's Day confused with Groundhog Day, and lately wakes me up every morning with a romantic serenade. Where's Kelsey Grammer when you need him?

February 16 2013, 08:16 PM	#40
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... Q: "Delivery for Christy Henshaw from Geordi LaForge. Argelian Stinkweed. I'm assuming you turned him down again?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

February 16 2013, 10:24 PM	#41
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February 17 2013, 01:46 AM	#42
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February 17 2013, 02:04 AM	#43
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February 17 2013, 09:49 AM	#44
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 304: Love is in the atmosphere... New Contest is up! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X