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Old February 11 2013, 05:35 AM   #16
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Wow, LeadHead, the Log Entry Award. Thanks.



The TNG/Leave It to Beaver crossover was not well received...which disappointed Q to no end as he had been all set to play Eddie Haskell.





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Old February 11 2013, 12:37 PM   #17
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First Officer's Log: Data has a shotgun in his quarters!
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Old February 12 2013, 04:14 AM   #18
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Thanks for another win



Worf: Which one of you takes a better punch in the throat?



Data: Would you like to hear another poem about a pussy?



Guinan: Go on Lal. Suck his tongue right out of his face. He's never used it for anything good anyhow



Q: These are from Vash. She said thanks for the rash
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Old February 12 2013, 05:23 PM   #19
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Worf: "Klingons do not threesome!... Well it's more of a guideline than a hard and fast rule."



Data: "Since I have upgraded my software, would you say that I have become a more attentive, and ideal partner?"
Jenna: "If it was detachable, with its own power source, and you could leave it with me when you went on duty, then I would say you were ideal."


Picard: "Beverly, you would do me the greatest, and utmost honour, if you would consent to..."
Crusher: "... Oh, Jean Luc!"
Picard: "... do the catering at my wedding to Vash."



Guinan: "Note to self. Lal is not to serve cocktails."



Q: "Candygram for Mongo. Candygram for Mongo!"
Worf: "I am not amused."
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Old February 12 2013, 07:04 PM   #20
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Crusher: "Well, Jean Luc, have you made up your mind? It's either Vash or me!"
Picard: "Actually, Vash came up with an intriguing alternative idea! Are you familiar with the term 'ménage à trois?'"
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Old February 12 2013, 09:55 PM   #21
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Picard: I wanted to try something called a Ménage à Troi, but Deanna said no. Now we shall never know that naughty pleasure for as long as we live!

Crusher: The word is Trois, you ginormous douche. Aren't you supposed to be French?

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Old February 13 2013, 04:54 PM   #22
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Data: And after this toast we will perform the 1001 Risian acts of jamaharon for six days and seven nights...


Picard: Beverly, it was always just the two of us; me and the earl grey...


Lal: Stay still while I investigate intimacy...



Q: And the note says: People can you feel it, par'mach is in the air. People can you see it, par'mach is everywhere. Ew how gross!
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Old February 13 2013, 04:57 PM   #23
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Data: How do I feel about you? Well my dear you are an adequate substitute for Tasha Yar...
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Old February 13 2013, 05:40 PM   #24
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Data: "I propose a toast! To the first bit of salacious gossip about us that Geordi overheard in Ten Forward yesterday!"




Crusher: "I'm not sure how to tell you this, Jean Luc. Vash and I had a long talk about you last night, and we came to the conclusion that the two of us really don't need you."
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Old February 13 2013, 06:26 PM   #25
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Worf: "Who is first for in line for a forehead ride?"



Data: "I will still rescept you, but I am bound by the "Bro Code" to tell Geordi, so the rest of the ship will not."



Beverly: "I know this isn't a dream because you're not naked!"



"Commander! What did I tell you about my wait staff and your tongue!



Q walks in two minutes later on old-Picard and young-Batanides
Q: "Well, I'll never unsee that."

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Old February 13 2013, 06:36 PM   #26
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WORF: Human females are too weak. I demand a mate strong enough to support the weight of her own head!





DATA: I call this drink, the Roofie Surprise.





CRUSHER: Thank you for asking, but my answer depends on the size of the engagement ring and I don't see one...





GUINAN: I told Riker he had to stop paying his bar bill this way.





Q: Yikes. The things you see doing this job. Is that even a girl, Jean-Luc? I'll come back later, when you're less busy with the tentacles.
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Old February 13 2013, 06:43 PM   #27
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Guinan: "Relax, Riker. She's just using her built-in breathalyzer to see if it's time to cut you off."
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Data: Technically I am fully functional and anatomically correct. But if you examine that particular port you'll see the inspection sticker says "Exit Only."




Q: Flowers for one Geordi LaForge from a Pakled named Grebnedlog? The card says "We are Pakleds. Our ship is the Mondor. It is broken...."

Geordi: Still beats Wesley.
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Old February 14 2013, 03:57 AM   #29
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DATA: It's a lovely little petroleum from a region on Earth called "Texas".
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Old February 15 2013, 02:51 PM   #30
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Once you go 'droid, everything else is one big void.





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