DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation - Page 2

T'Girl · January 31 2013, 04:01 AM

Sisko: *** barf ***

Garak: "Was the kanar not to your liking Captain?"

Triskelion · February 1 2013, 04:09 PM

Kira: Odo! You're still in your feety pajamas! Again!
Odo: Damned Bajoran uniforms! I can never tell!

O'Brien: A Shapeshifter walks into a bar....

Bashir: And the bartender said "Not another bathroom construction to comply with space zoning ordinance." Heard it.

Woman: I do not think you should be making taxonomic outgroup jokes about performing amusing antics in a public establishment of alcoholic imbibition.

Honorable Ensign · February 2 2013, 05:10 AM

Perhaps a fart-powered elevator was not the best of ideas...

Isis · February 2 2013, 06:56 PM

Weyoun: "Don't you think you're a little young for these singles mixers?"

Mr. Laser Beam · February 3 2013, 01:50 AM

Shakaar (thinking): At least when I was on "V," I got to be the bad guy. I even got killed off onscreen! Now what have I got to look forward to? Comic relief?

Melakon · February 3 2013, 04:51 AM

Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong?
O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there?
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah, him.
Bashir: Yes?
O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox.
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah.
Bashir: What did you say?
O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else.

Triskelion · February 3 2013, 05:24 PM

Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions?

Jake: Yes. Why?

Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume.

Nerys Myk · February 3 2013, 05:29 PM

O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight?

BASHIR: Fight with Keiko?

O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together.

Isis · February 4 2013, 04:09 AM

Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza."

O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this."

Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?"

Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?"

Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me."

Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."

Nerys Myk · February 4 2013, 05:44 AM

DAX: Relax boys, this is about as "Sexy" as it's going to get for me and the Major.

Triskelion · February 4 2013, 04:52 PM

O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what!

Bashir: For this I got a wax?

Ln X · February 5 2013, 12:12 AM

The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep!

Triskelion · February 5 2013, 02:03 PM

Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late.
Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.

Ln X · February 5 2013, 11:18 PM

The next caption contest is here!

January 31 2013, 04:01 AM	#16
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Sisko: * barf * Garak: "Was the kanar not to your liking Captain?"

February 1 2013, 04:09 PM	#17
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Kira: Odo! You're still in your feety pajamas! Again! Odo: Damned Bajoran uniforms! I can never tell! O'Brien: A Shapeshifter walks into a bar.... Bashir: And the bartender said "Not another bathroom construction to comply with space zoning ordinance." Heard it. Woman: I do not think you should be making taxonomic outgroup jokes about performing amusing antics in a public establishment of alcoholic imbibition. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 2 2013, 05:10 AM	#18
Honorable Ensign Commander	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Perhaps a fart-powered elevator was not the best of ideas... __________________ I don't care if I'm apathetic.

February 2 2013, 06:56 PM	#19
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Weyoun: "Don't you think you're a little young for these singles mixers?"

February 3 2013, 01:50 AM	#20
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Shakaar (thinking): At least when I was on "V," I got to be the bad guy. I even got killed off onscreen! Now what have I got to look forward to? Comic relief? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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February 3 2013, 04:51 AM	#21
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong? O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there? Dabo Girl: Frak? O'Brien: Yeah, him. Bashir: Yes? O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox. Dabo Girl: Frak? O'Brien: Yeah. Bashir: What did you say? O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else. __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

February 3 2013, 05:24 PM	#22
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions? Jake: Yes. Why? Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 3 2013, 05:29 PM	#23
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight? BASHIR: Fight with Keiko? O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 4 2013, 04:09 AM	#24
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza." O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this." Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?" Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?" Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me." Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."

February 4 2013, 05:44 AM	#25
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation DAX: Relax boys, this is about as "Sexy" as it's going to get for me and the Major. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 4 2013, 04:52 PM	#26
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what! Bashir: For this I got a wax? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 5 2013, 12:12 AM	#27
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

February 5 2013, 02:03 PM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late. Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 5 2013, 11:18 PM	#29
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation The next caption contest is here! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*