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Old January 31 2013, 04:01 AM   #16
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Sisko: *** barf ***

Garak: "Was the kanar not to your liking Captain?"
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Old February 1 2013, 04:09 PM   #17
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Kira: Odo! You're still in your feety pajamas! Again!
Odo: Damned Bajoran uniforms! I can never tell!




O'Brien: A Shapeshifter walks into a bar....

Bashir: And the bartender said "Not another bathroom construction to comply with space zoning ordinance." Heard it.

Woman: I do not think you should be making taxonomic outgroup jokes about performing amusing antics in a public establishment of alcoholic imbibition.
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Old February 2 2013, 05:10 AM   #18
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Perhaps a fart-powered elevator was not the best of ideas...
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Old February 2 2013, 06:56 PM   #19
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Weyoun: "Don't you think you're a little young for these singles mixers?"
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Old February 3 2013, 01:50 AM   #20
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Shakaar (thinking): At least when I was on "V," I got to be the bad guy. I even got killed off onscreen! Now what have I got to look forward to? Comic relief?
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Old February 3 2013, 04:51 AM   #21
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Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong?
O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there?
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah, him.
Bashir: Yes?
O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox.
Dabo Girl: Frak?
O'Brien: Yeah.
Bashir: What did you say?
O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else.
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Old February 3 2013, 05:24 PM   #22
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Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions?

Jake: Yes. Why?

Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume.
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Old February 3 2013, 05:29 PM   #23
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O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight?

BASHIR: Fight with Keiko?

O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together.
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Old February 4 2013, 04:09 AM   #24
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Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza."





O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this."





Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?"





Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?"

Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me."

Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."
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Old February 4 2013, 05:44 AM   #25
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DAX: Relax boys, this is about as "Sexy" as it's going to get for me and the Major.
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Old February 4 2013, 04:52 PM   #26
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O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what!

Bashir: For this I got a wax?
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Old February 5 2013, 12:12 AM   #27
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The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep!
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Old February 5 2013, 02:03 PM   #28
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Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late.
Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.
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Old February 5 2013, 11:18 PM   #29
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The next caption contest is here!
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