Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! - Page 2

shivkala · January 29 2013, 12:01 AM

TFTW, Leadhead!

Reporter: Captain Kirk, what's your view on screen flare being over used? And could you please reply by squinting your eyes due to the flare generated by our headpieces?

Riker: Well, Starfleet says it's going to be a while before the get a rescue ship here. Worf, distract us by making shadow puppets on the ceiling...

Kirk: Kirk to Scotty, that emergency transport didn't work. We appear to be stuck inside a large communicator grill...

Jonas Grumby · January 29 2013, 01:46 AM

Worf: "This is why we do not ignite Klingon farts!"

Triskelion · January 29 2013, 11:31 AM

Reporter: Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs?

Kirk: Damned CNN.

Worf: I can see my home planet from here.

Kirk: Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay!

Sulu: Ahem....

Kirk: We're mostly, two-thirds not gay!

McCoy: Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Sulu: I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap>

doubleohfive · January 30 2013, 12:38 AM

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

TFTW!

Kirk: "Get out of my face, Sheridan!"

Triskelion · January 31 2013, 11:58 AM

Data: Has anyone seen Spot?
Worf: He has finally lived up to his name, Commander.

Nerys Myk · January 31 2013, 03:37 PM

The Beastie Boys (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!) finishes playing. Somewhere a fanboy screams, "Aaaaaabraaaaams!!!!!!!!!"

Isis · February 2 2013, 06:48 PM

Takei (OS): "It turns out my agent was right--judging by the number of autograph hounds at this convention, that Star Trek gig was a good idea. Maybe I shouldn't turn up my nose when he mentions Dancing With the Stars."

Turd Ferguson · February 3 2013, 05:58 AM

"Now, just to clarify, did you say you wanted to die ON the bridge or UNDER a bridge?"

Vassa · February 4 2013, 01:43 PM

Kirk: (To McCoy and Sulu) Hold on a sec! I forgot to take care of something. (Into the tricoder) Lt. Bekman, This is Captain Kirk. I'm going to have to cancel this week's Massage Therapy session. I'll let you know when we can re-schedule.

McCoy: Dammit Jim, I told you to leave my nurses alone!

Sulu: Rank hath it's privileges Doctor.

Reporter: Captain Kirk, how do you respond to the class action lawsuit being brought against you and Starfleet by the families of 78 of your former security personnel?

Riker: Damn, we just got our asses handed to us didn't we?

Worf: Yeah, but as long as Data keeps his head in that hole I think we're going to be fine.

Candlelight · February 5 2013, 03:08 AM

Hipsters of the 23rd century, complete with "retro" iPhones and Google Glasses.

"Give Spot some catnip you said. He won't react much you said."

"No bridge? Just a tower? WHY THE HELL AREN'T I TOLD ABOUT THESE THINGS??"

Jonas Grumby · February 5 2013, 03:35 AM

Kirk: "Well, Mr. Spock, our plan to ensure we all look sufficiently 'tough' for Wrigley's Pleasure Planet by wearing leather jackets has turned into a joke. I look pretty good, but McCoy showed up in suede and an ascot! And Sulu is wearing something that looks like a damn cape!"

Candlelight · February 5 2013, 04:58 AM

"OK... so you say Sulu will become an internet sensation and a Facebook icon while I'll go on some sitcom, broadway and a few other things?"
"Jim, what do they say about me?"
"Er... you might wanna sit down, Bones."

Maurice · February 5 2013, 09:28 AM

Cheap plastic props, sir?

RIKER: Well...that happened. Wait, where's Troi?
WORF: Uhhh...

KIRK: Who? Let me check. Hey, do either of you like Mike Hunt?
UHURA: <snickering over comm>

The Laughing Vulcan · February 5 2013, 03:01 PM

Reporter: "Do you have something to say for you countless fans, now that you've announced your comeback tour, Mr Bueller."
Cameron: "Still all about Ferris."

Riker: "Next time... Let the wookiee win."

Kirk: "Quick, beam us out before someone's tempted to do a fart in a lift gag."

Turd Ferguson · February 5 2013, 09:37 PM

"Captain Kirk, today Starfleet Command released a statement that Captain Harriman scored 20% higher than you on his command competency test. Your response?"

January 29 2013, 12:01 AM	#16
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! TFTW, Leadhead! Reporter: Captain Kirk, what's your view on screen flare being over used? And could you please reply by squinting your eyes due to the flare generated by our headpieces? Riker: Well, Starfleet says it's going to be a while before the get a rescue ship here. Worf, distract us by making shadow puppets on the ceiling... Kirk: Kirk to Scotty, that emergency transport didn't work. We appear to be stuck inside a large communicator grill... __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

January 29 2013, 01:46 AM	#17
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Worf: "This is why we do not ignite Klingon farts!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; January 29 2013 at 04:49 PM.

January 29 2013, 11:31 AM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Reporter: Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs? Kirk: Damned CNN. Worf: I can see my home planet from here. Kirk: Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay! Sulu: Ahem.... Kirk: We're mostly, two-thirds not gay! McCoy: Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Sulu: I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 31 2013, 11:58 AM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Data: Has anyone seen Spot? Worf: He has finally lived up to his name, Commander. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 31 2013, 03:37 PM	#21
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! *The Beastie Boys (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)* finishes playing. Somewhere a fanboy screams, "Aaaaaabraaaaams!!!!!!!!!" __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land** A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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February 2 2013, 06:48 PM	#22
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Takei (OS): "It turns out my agent was right--judging by the number of autograph hounds at this convention, that Star Trek gig was a good idea. Maybe I shouldn't turn up my nose when he mentions Dancing With the Stars."

February 3 2013, 05:58 AM	#23
Turd Ferguson Commodore Location: Kentucky	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! "Now, just to clarify, did you say you wanted to die ON the bridge or UNDER a bridge?" __________________ "Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor

February 4 2013, 01:43 PM	#24
Vassa Commander	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Kirk: (To McCoy and Sulu) Hold on a sec! I forgot to take care of something. (Into the tricoder) Lt. Bekman, This is Captain Kirk. I'm going to have to cancel this week's Massage Therapy session. I'll let you know when we can re-schedule. McCoy: Dammit Jim, I told you to leave my nurses alone! Sulu: Rank hath it's privileges Doctor. Reporter: Captain Kirk, how do you respond to the class action lawsuit being brought against you and Starfleet by the families of 78 of your former security personnel? Riker: Damn, we just got our asses handed to us didn't we? Worf: Yeah, but as long as Data keeps his head in that hole I think we're going to be fine.

February 5 2013, 03:08 AM	#25
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Hipsters of the 23rd century, complete with "retro" iPhones and Google Glasses. "Give Spot some catnip you said. He won't react much you said." "No bridge? Just a tower? WHY THE HELL AREN'T I TOLD ABOUT THESE THINGS??" __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

February 5 2013, 03:35 AM	#26
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Kirk: "Well, Mr. Spock, our plan to ensure we all look sufficiently 'tough' for Wrigley's Pleasure Planet by wearing leather jackets has turned into a joke. I look pretty good, but McCoy showed up in suede and an ascot! And Sulu is wearing something that looks like a damn cape!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; February 5 2013 at 07:33 PM.

February 5 2013, 04:58 AM	#27
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! "OK... so you say Sulu will become an internet sensation and a Facebook icon while I'll go on some sitcom, broadway and a few other things?" "Jim, what do they say about me?" "Er... you might wanna sit down, Bones." __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

February 5 2013, 09:28 AM	#28
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Cheap plastic props, sir? RIKER: Well...that happened. Wait, where's Troi? WORF: Uhhh... KIRK: Who? Let me check. Hey, do either of you like Mike Hunt? UHURA: <snickering over comm> __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

February 5 2013, 03:01 PM	#29
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Reporter: "Do you have something to say for you countless fans, now that you've announced your comeback tour, Mr Bueller." Cameron: "Still all about Ferris." Riker: "Next time... Let the wookiee win." Kirk: "Quick, beam us out before someone's tempted to do a fart in a lift gag." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

February 5 2013, 09:37 PM	#30
Turd Ferguson Commodore Location: Kentucky	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! "Captain Kirk, today Starfleet Command released a statement that Captain Harriman scored 20% higher than you on his command competency test. Your response?" __________________ "Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor