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Old January 30 2013, 06:22 PM   #16
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

Here comes the law again. Can't a guy just hang out in his shuttle in a school zone anymore?

Oh no, I forgot T'Pol's birthday! I wonder if she'll accept an email coupon for a Florida gator bellyrub?

Trip: You remind me of the girl who got me pregnant.
Alien: What do you think I am, some kind of galactic moron?

Trip: No no no! Vulcan neuropressure starts slower!

Alien: If you're so hot why don't you take off the sweater?
Trip: Like I haven't heard that one before!

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Old February 6 2013, 09:34 AM   #17
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

T'Pol (OS): What is the meaning of this sign?
Trip: You're supposed to get in here first.
T'Pol (OS): How exactly will the shuttlepod be rocking?

Trip: I see captions.
Therapist: How often do you see them?
Trip: All the time. They're everywhere.

Alien of the Week: I thought you were the one who liked making out with aliens?
Trip: Female aliens!
AofW: I am the female of my species.

Trip: That's not a phase pistol!

The Chief Engineer's new uniform was so soft and smooth it was like he was wearing nothing at all.
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
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Old February 6 2013, 05:06 PM   #18
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

TRIP: Was it good for you?

ARCHER: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

TRIP: Fine, you can be Dennis Quaid and I'll be Lou Gossett!!!
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Old February 12 2013, 04:42 AM   #19
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

I think this one's gone on long enough. Onward!
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Old February 13 2013, 01:53 AM   #20
Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

Can't a guy have some privacy while reading ... ummm ... the engine schematics. That's it. I'm busy reading engine schematics.

I just had the most awful nightmare about spending the rest of my life signing autographs and telling Trekkies that I felt honored to be killed off in the last episode.
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