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Old January 23 2013, 12:32 PM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog

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Cliff: True story, Romulans actually branched off from the Vulcans because of a rivalry between two dry cleaning shops.

Carla: I'm gonna space him.



Kira: So you up for a game of "Dabo Girl Can't Pay the Rent?"

Odo: Ok, but I've got to reschedule evicting an actual Dabo girl who can't pay the rent.
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Old January 24 2013, 04:55 AM   #17
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CLIFF: Ya know Quark, the last time I saw a mug like yours behind a bar, it answered to the name "Carla".

She's right behind me, isn't she?
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Old January 24 2013, 12:39 PM   #18
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Rebecca: The gang's almost complete; all we need now is an ex-baseball player who's a hit with all the ladies -
Worf: Ohhh?
Rebecca: - but who isn't ass-faced.
Worf: Awwww.
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Old January 26 2013, 06:55 PM   #19
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What's new, Odo?

I'm, er, getting a leg up, I mean brushing up on those fine alien thighs, I mean lading manifests.
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Old January 26 2013, 11:36 PM   #20
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Jake: "When you said we'd be between a rock and a hard place, I didn't realize you meant it literally."
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Old January 27 2013, 05:59 AM   #21
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O'Brien: Okay...put a five right here, and it has to be an eight, down here. No--bloody heck, there's aready one, that row! Wait...but that means the three I put here was--SHOOT!

Bashir: Need any help, Chief, let me know.



Odo: So you confess to kicking down the doors to Quark's, grabbing his most prized stash of Aldeberan Whiskey, and throwing said crate full-throttle into the dabo table, blowing both to smithereens?

Kira: What are you gonna do about it?

Odo: Thank you for saving me the trouble.



Jake: DANGIT, DOC, I'M A WAR REPORTER, FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Bashir: THIS IS A WAR! AGAINST THE ELEMENTS!



O'Brien: Here, sir. What's the problem?

Sisko: Online RPGs.



Morn found himself appealing to the Prophets that this did not involve another apology....
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Old January 27 2013, 03:57 PM   #22
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Bashir: "Leave it to you. You find a photo of a hundred-breasted species, and the first thing you do is count them."

O'Brien: "Shut up. I'm already up to 89, and you're gonna mess me up."





Morn: "That Earth show Cheers is my favorite, and the character Morn is my idol."

Worf: "That's Norm, not Morn, you munskull."
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Old January 28 2013, 03:06 AM   #23
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Odo: "According to this analysis, your managerial pose is nonpareil, so there's no question you're destined for greatness."





Jake: "So remind me--you're a doctor and your reason for not packing sunglasses was what?"





Sisko: "Can't you see not to bother these ladies? They're watching their stories."
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Old January 29 2013, 12:34 AM   #24
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A new contest is now up!
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