What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

Guy Gardener · January 23 2013, 03:36 AM

Usually they say... "We are the Borg. We will assimilate your biological and technological distinctiveness. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile."

In the case of undesirable races like the kazon, the only true comment above is "We are the Borg" the rest of that mantra is inapplicable to the Kazon... Because the Borg are just not into them.

If they're also not worth the cost of a torpedo, could this be the basis for a friendly relationship between the Borg and the Kazon?

Or would the Borg still try to keep some distance "We are the Borg. Go away. Please. Just leave us alone. You're boring and you smell. Buggering off would be appreciated. Now. Why won't you just leave us alone?"

Have you ever seen The Cable Guy?

Gil T.Azell · January 23 2013, 03:45 AM

They'd probably just 'Swat' them like we'd swat a fly, and be done with them.

Guy Gardener · January 23 2013, 03:56 AM

So when the Borg say nothing... You don't think that the Kazon are going to trash talk them from the rear view mirror?

R. Star · January 23 2013, 04:15 AM

"We are the Borg. Your biological distinctiveness will be liquified as sustenance for the babies bred from more worthy species. Resistance is futile."

Guy Gardener · January 23 2013, 04:22 AM

Borg don't eat.

It's direct electrochemical stimulus via regeneration.

Borg babies really really don't eat.

They're stuck in maturation chambers.

The Kazon are completely useles.

And still not worth a torpedo.

Imagine Peppie La Pew and that balck cat with the white paint stripe along it's spine.

Caretaker probably spent years swatting them.

And like cockroaches they kept reclaiming Ocampa.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 23 2013, 04:27 AM

"We are the Borg. And you're not."

Guy Gardener · January 23 2013, 04:35 AM

HA!

Pilot fish.

The Borg have to have extremely valuable waste products that they can't be bothered dealing with. Extremely, extremely Valuable to a low tech species 6 or 7 hundred years behind the Borg like the Kazon are.

Are the Borg ecologically friendly?

Melakon · January 23 2013, 04:47 AM

"We are the Borg. We resist adapting your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Assimilation would be futile."

Dream · January 23 2013, 05:27 AM

"How the HELL did you manage to take over Voyager while we keep getting our asses kicked?"

Nerys Myk · January 23 2013, 07:17 AM

Before or after they're done laughing?

Ryva Brall · January 23 2013, 07:33 AM

"We are the Borg. Your inferior technology, mindless aggression, and pathetic obsession with territory make you unworthy of assimilation. Also, your hair is fugly."

teacake · January 23 2013, 08:28 AM

This makes the Kazon a pretty sweet ride through Borg dominated space. I wonder how many non-Kazon would have to be on board for them to bother stopping.

Melakon · January 23 2013, 08:47 AM

What always surprised me is the Borg going after single passenger crafts, like that guy in Hope and Fear.

Guy Gardener · January 23 2013, 08:53 AM

Well, he did kill Laura Palmer.

Though more seriously, he was the last item left free in their collection.

Remember the difficulty in getting that last baseball-card to finish your set?

teacake · January 23 2013, 08:58 AM

The Borg really need to get with the times and hit up ebay.

January 23 2013, 03:36 AM	#1
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? Usually they say... "We are the Borg. We will assimilate your biological and technological distinctiveness. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile." In the case of undesirable races like the kazon, the only true comment above is "We are the Borg" the rest of that mantra is inapplicable to the Kazon... Because the Borg are just not into them. If they're also not worth the cost of a torpedo, could this be the basis for a friendly relationship between the Borg and the Kazon? Or would the Borg still try to keep some distance "We are the Borg. Go away. Please. Just leave us alone. You're boring and you smell. Buggering off would be appreciated. Now. Why won't you just leave us alone?" Have you ever seen The Cable Guy? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

January 23 2013, 03:45 AM	#2
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? They'd probably just 'Swat' them like we'd swat a fly, and be done with them. __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

January 23 2013, 03:56 AM	#3
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? So when the Borg say nothing... You don't think that the Kazon are going to trash talk them from the rear view mirror? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

January 23 2013, 04:15 AM	#4
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? "We are the Borg. Your biological distinctiveness will be liquified as sustenance for the babies bred from more worthy species. Resistance is futile." __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

January 23 2013, 04:22 AM	#5
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? Borg don't eat. It's direct electrochemical stimulus via regeneration. Borg babies really really don't eat. They're stuck in maturation chambers. The Kazon are completely useles. And still not worth a torpedo. Imagine Peppie La Pew and that balck cat with the white paint stripe along it's spine. Caretaker probably spent years swatting them. And like cockroaches they kept reclaiming Ocampa. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

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January 23 2013, 04:27 AM	#6
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? "We are the Borg. And you're not." __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

January 23 2013, 04:35 AM	#7
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? HA! Pilot fish. The Borg have to have extremely valuable waste products that they can't be bothered dealing with. Extremely, extremely Valuable to a low tech species 6 or 7 hundred years behind the Borg like the Kazon are. Are the Borg ecologically friendly? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

January 23 2013, 04:47 AM	#8
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? "We are the Borg. We resist adapting your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Assimilation would be futile." __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

January 23 2013, 05:27 AM	#9
Dream Admiral	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? "How the HELL did you manage to take over Voyager while we keep getting our asses kicked?" __________________ TWoP Forums .

January 23 2013, 07:17 AM	#10
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? Before or after they're done laughing? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 23 2013, 07:33 AM	#11
Ryva Brall Commander Location: Empok Nor	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? "We are the Borg. Your inferior technology, mindless aggression, and pathetic obsession with territory make you unworthy of assimilation. Also, your hair is fugly."

January 23 2013, 08:28 AM	#12
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? This makes the Kazon a pretty sweet ride through Borg dominated space. I wonder how many non-Kazon would have to be on board for them to bother stopping. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

January 23 2013, 08:47 AM	#13
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? What always surprised me is the Borg going after single passenger crafts, like that guy in Hope and Fear. __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

January 23 2013, 08:53 AM	#14
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? Well, he did kill Laura Palmer. Though more seriously, he was the last item left free in their collection. Remember the difficulty in getting that last baseball-card to finish your set? __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

January 23 2013, 08:58 AM	#15
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths? The Borg really need to get with the times and hit up ebay. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne