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Old January 23 2013, 03:14 PM   #31
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Picard: "Note to self: No more bets with Beverly, no matter how horny I am. Because if she won once, she can win again, and I can end up doing even more of young Mr. Crusher's homework."
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Old January 23 2013, 10:36 PM   #32
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Picard: Computer, I asked for the files on the Starship Yamato, not the Battleship Yamato.


Wait... is this one of those anime's with naked chicks?

Computer: Negative.

Picard: Bring up the files on the Starship Yamato computer.
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Old January 23 2013, 10:46 PM   #33
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Picard: ...ok, 3 here... 5, 9... 1... MERDE!

Riker: Captain, Romulan vessel decloaking, you're needed on the bridge.

Picard: Not now Number One!

OK, 2 here... 4... 6...
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Old January 23 2013, 10:48 PM   #34
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Figures.

His positronic network failed the day after his warranty expired.
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Old January 24 2013, 12:22 AM   #35
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Worf: Captain, the Pakleds are flooding the market with their own Soong-type android. They call him Mister Dater.

Picard: Curse you Ambassador T'Pel, I mean Sub-Commander Selok from Data's Day!

Worf: They should call him Mister Leakypants.
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Old January 24 2013, 12:42 AM   #36
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WORF: Look, just decide where you want him. I'm sick of moving him around.
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Old January 24 2013, 02:24 AM   #37
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THE DOCTOR: Worf? Son of Mogh? Is that you?
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Old January 24 2013, 07:31 PM   #38
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Picard: Mr. Worf, when I ordered everyone to pick a souvenir before abandoning ship, I meant something like a PADD, or maybe one of the blobby ships on the wall in the lounge.
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Old January 25 2013, 08:33 PM   #39
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This should keep the door to your ready room open, sir.
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Old January 25 2013, 08:35 PM   #40
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Fed up with his malfunctioning android, Worf waits patiently at the Enterprise's Genius Bar to get his first iPhone.
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Old January 26 2013, 06:51 PM   #41
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Geordi: He's an android, sir. Not a mannequin.

Riker: Oh yeah? Then explain why Doctor Crusher and Counselor Troi had him modeling wedding gowns at Keiko's bridal shower.

Data: I have no recollection of those events.

Riker: Report to Menswear, Lieutenant. We're running a sale on fall blazers.

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Old January 27 2013, 05:11 AM   #42
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New contest to start either late tonight or sometime tomorrow!
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Old January 27 2013, 10:31 PM   #43
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New Contest! Get to captioning!
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