TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Contests - Page 2

Holdfast · January 21 2013, 12:53 AM

TFTW; and some of the other winning captions were brilliant!

PICARD (thinking): Starfleet could have got us iPads or Surfaces, but noooo, they had to go with these cheap Ferengi knock-offs...

WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the best tactical officer of them all?
(pause)
WORF: You have to be kidding.

WORF: This is how Klingons secure a mate.

GEORDI: It's no use. It's like he just deactivated himself!
RIKER: Yeah, I wanted to find a way to do that during the Captain's flute recital too.

Captain Picard couldn't resist busting out some shapes whenever he saw a disco ball.

Jonas Grumby · January 21 2013, 01:00 AM

LaForge: "Hey, Match.com don't lie! This is the guy for you!"

Mr. Laser Beam · January 21 2013, 01:25 AM

Picard: Of all the arrogant, narcissistic, stuck up, blue basketball shaped alien...it's right behind me, isn't it?

Triskelion · January 21 2013, 12:46 PM

Merde, I went outside the lines again. Poor Jean-Luc! Maman will come spank you with a metrestick!

I know Starfleet said no more one-dimensional security officers, but this is ridiculous!

Who ordered the electric cabin boy?

Where do the Pez come out?

You don't want to know, Commander.

Never mind, Number One! It's not a gumball machine!

NX-01 · January 21 2013, 01:26 PM

Thanks for the win!!

The Laughing Vulcan · January 21 2013, 02:46 PM

Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

shivkala · January 21 2013, 03:12 PM

^

I tip my hat to you, sir, that was a great one!

Nerys Myk · January 21 2013, 04:33 PM

PICARD: Lets see, "Special Interests". Archaeology. Shakespeare. Diplomacy....

Good lord, even I wouldn't want to debate me after reading my SpaceDate profile.

NX-01 · January 21 2013, 09:56 PM

Picard (Thinking) - Stupid draw something......how the hell do you draw Kronos?!?!?! Fuck it, I'll just write it!!

Worf - Am I that boring to watch???

Worf - Carrying you is grave dishonour!
Data - I won the poker hand, you stated if you lost you'd be my slave for a week.
Worf - I didn't think you'd enforce it....
Data - Had I lost would you have made me look after your brat for a week?
Worf - Of course!!!
Data - Trust me it would have been worse for me if I had lost.
Worf - True......

Riker - Geordie I just don't see it.
Geordie - How can you not?
Riker - He looks nothing like Lore!!

Mr. Laser Beam · January 21 2013, 10:40 PM

Geordi: Why aye man! I can get Warp 9.9 for ya's like!

Data: Inquiry. "Geordie" LaForge?

Riker: Now we know Data's working again, because his humor detector doesn't.

Nerys Myk · January 21 2013, 10:42 PM

GEORDI: We're not drawing a penis on his forehead!!

Captain April · January 21 2013, 10:48 PM

Picard: C, C, C, C...

Worf: I warned him about installing Windows 8 sir.

Geordi: I'm givin' you the shirt off my back in this deal. Look, he's hardly used and he's got super low mileage. What's it gonna take to get you and this android together?

Triskelion · January 22 2013, 12:25 PM

Deanna as Sailor Moon. Best sketch yet!

Computer. Play "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

T'Girl · January 22 2013, 09:51 PM

Picard:

Nife ... nife ... nife

I refuse to use spell checker

neee eye "fffff"

Nife

Bloody hell

uberfalcon · January 23 2013, 01:07 AM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

Brilliance.

January 21 2013, 12:53 AM	#16
Holdfast Procul, O procul este profani! Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont TFTW; and some of the other winning captions were brilliant! PICARD (thinking): Starfleet could have got us iPads or Surfaces, but noooo, they had to go with these cheap Ferengi knock-offs... WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the best tactical officer of them all? (pause) WORF: You have to be kidding. WORF: This is how Klingons secure a mate. GEORDI: It's no use. It's like he just deactivated himself! RIKER: Yeah, I wanted to find a way to do that during the Captain's flute recital too. Captain Picard couldn't resist busting out some shapes whenever he saw a disco ball. __________________ Get into Medicine UK - free advice & information about medicine & medical school

January 21 2013, 01:00 AM	#17
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont LaForge: "Hey, Match.com don't lie! This is the guy for you!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 21 2013, 01:25 AM	#18
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: Of all the arrogant, narcissistic, stuck up, blue basketball shaped alien...it's right behind me, isn't it? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

January 21 2013, 12:46 PM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Merde, I went outside the lines again. Poor Jean-Luc! Maman will come spank you with a metrestick! I know Starfleet said no more one-dimensional security officers, but this is ridiculous! Who ordered the electric cabin boy? Where do the Pez come out? You don't want to know, Commander. Never mind, Number One! It's not a gumball machine! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 21 2013, 01:26 PM	#20
NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Location: Gateshead, England	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Thanks for the win!! __________________ Phlox - "I'm fine!" T'Pol - "You nearly shot the captain's dog!"

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January 21 2013, 02:46 PM	#21
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? " Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... " Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? " Worf: "No. I didn't. " Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?" Worf: "Why?" Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!" __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

January 21 2013, 03:12 PM	#22
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont ^ I tip my hat to you, sir, that was a great one! __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

January 21 2013, 04:33 PM	#23
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont PICARD: Lets see, "Special Interests". Archaeology. Shakespeare. Diplomacy.... Good lord, even I wouldn't want to debate me after reading my SpaceDate profile. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 21 2013, 09:56 PM	#24
NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Location: Gateshead, England	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard (Thinking) - Stupid draw something......how the hell do you draw Kronos?!?!?! Fuck it, I'll just write it!! Worf - Am I that boring to watch??? Worf - Carrying you is grave dishonour! Data - I won the poker hand, you stated if you lost you'd be my slave for a week. Worf - I didn't think you'd enforce it.... Data - Had I lost would you have made me look after your brat for a week? Worf - Of course!!! Data - Trust me it would have been worse for me if I had lost. Worf - True...... Riker - Geordie I just don't see it. Geordie - How can you not? Riker - He looks nothing like Lore!! __________________ Phlox - "I'm fine!" T'Pol - "You nearly shot the captain's dog!"

January 21 2013, 10:40 PM	#25
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Geordi: Why aye man! I can get Warp 9.9 for ya's like! Data: Inquiry. "Geordie" LaForge? Riker: Now we know Data's working again, because his humor detector doesn't. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

January 21 2013, 10:42 PM	#26
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont GEORDI: We're not drawing a penis on his forehead!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 21 2013, 10:48 PM	#27
Captain April Commander Location: Bridge	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: C, C, C, C... Worf: I warned him about installing Windows 8 sir. Geordi: I'm givin' you the shirt off my back in this deal. Look, he's hardly used and he's got super low mileage. What's it gonna take to get you and this android together? Last edited by Captain April; January 22 2013 at 10:25 PM.

January 22 2013, 12:25 PM	#28
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Deanna as Sailor Moon. Best sketch yet! Computer. Play "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 22 2013, 09:51 PM	#29
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: Nife ... nife ... nife I refuse to use spell checker neee eye "fffff" Nife Bloody hell