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Old January 23 2013, 03:36 AM   #1
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What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

Usually they say... "We are the Borg. We will assimilate your biological and technological distinctiveness. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile."

In the case of undesirable races like the kazon, the only true comment above is "We are the Borg" the rest of that mantra is inapplicable to the Kazon... Because the Borg are just not into them.

If they're also not worth the cost of a torpedo, could this be the basis for a friendly relationship between the Borg and the Kazon?

Or would the Borg still try to keep some distance "We are the Borg. Go away. Please. Just leave us alone. You're boring and you smell. Buggering off would be appreciated. Now. Why won't you just leave us alone?"

Have you ever seen The Cable Guy?
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Old January 23 2013, 03:45 AM   #2
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

They'd probably just 'Swat' them like we'd swat a fly, and be done with them.
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Old January 23 2013, 03:56 AM   #3
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

So when the Borg say nothing... You don't think that the Kazon are going to trash talk them from the rear view mirror?
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Old January 23 2013, 04:15 AM   #4
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

"We are the Borg. Your biological distinctiveness will be liquified as sustenance for the babies bred from more worthy species. Resistance is futile."
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Old January 23 2013, 04:22 AM   #5
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

Borg don't eat.

It's direct electrochemical stimulus via regeneration.

Borg babies really really don't eat.

They're stuck in maturation chambers.

The Kazon are completely useles.

And still not worth a torpedo.

Imagine Peppie La Pew and that balck cat with the white paint stripe along it's spine.

Caretaker probably spent years swatting them.

And like cockroaches they kept reclaiming Ocampa.
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Old January 23 2013, 04:27 AM   #6
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

"We are the Borg. And you're not."
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Old January 23 2013, 04:35 AM   #7
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

HA!

Pilot fish.

The Borg have to have extremely valuable waste products that they can't be bothered dealing with. Extremely, extremely Valuable to a low tech species 6 or 7 hundred years behind the Borg like the Kazon are.

Are the Borg ecologically friendly?
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Old January 23 2013, 04:47 AM   #8
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

"We are the Borg. We resist adapting your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Assimilation would be futile."
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Old January 23 2013, 05:27 AM   #9
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"How the HELL did you manage to take over Voyager while we keep getting our asses kicked?"
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Old January 23 2013, 07:17 AM   #10
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

Before or after they're done laughing?
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Old January 23 2013, 07:33 AM   #11
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

"We are the Borg. Your inferior technology, mindless aggression, and pathetic obsession with territory make you unworthy of assimilation. Also, your hair is fugly."
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Old January 23 2013, 08:28 AM   #12
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

This makes the Kazon a pretty sweet ride through Borg dominated space. I wonder how many non-Kazon would have to be on board for them to bother stopping.
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Old January 23 2013, 08:47 AM   #13
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

What always surprised me is the Borg going after single passenger crafts, like that guy in Hope and Fear.
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Old January 23 2013, 08:53 AM   #14
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Re: What did/does the Borg say to the kazon whenever they cross paths?

Well, he did kill Laura Palmer.

Though more seriously, he was the last item left free in their collection.

Remember the difficulty in getting that last baseball-card to finish your set?
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Old January 23 2013, 08:58 AM   #15
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The Borg really need to get with the times and hit up ebay.
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