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Old January 16 2013, 06:26 PM   #16
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SISKO: Hmmm. Soft lights. Music. A fine wine. Gourmet food. Still, I seem to be missing something. Crap, I forgot to call Kassidy!
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Old January 16 2013, 07:53 PM   #17
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Kira: This phaser feels soft
Dukat: That's not a phaser



Martok: That's where we'll have the threesome
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Old January 17 2013, 06:29 AM   #18
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There! That is the p'taQ who tried to sell me cookies!
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Old January 18 2013, 04:39 AM   #19
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Jadzia: Worf, if you don't stop geocaching and get me out of here, I swear by my pretty little blue Starfleet uniform, I will end you.
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Old January 18 2013, 04:53 AM   #20
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DAX: What the hell are you doing up there, Worf?

WORF: Posing dramatically.
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Old January 18 2013, 05:27 AM   #21
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Worf: What would Percy Bysshe Shelley do?
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Old January 18 2013, 04:48 PM   #22
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The DS9-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.
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Old January 18 2013, 04:51 PM   #23
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Worst...sandtrap......ever.
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Old January 19 2013, 01:00 PM   #24
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Gul Statler: I loved it!

Major Waldorf:
So what? You also loved the Dominion War!
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Old January 19 2013, 02:50 PM   #25
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Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?"





Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..."

Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"
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Old January 20 2013, 10:17 AM   #26
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Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet"

Kira "Jake is this true?"

Sisko "Maybe..."
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Old January 21 2013, 03:20 AM   #27
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Martok: "J'accuse..."

Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?"





Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."
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Old January 21 2013, 12:50 PM   #28
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Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world.

Dax: And if I win?

Quark:
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Dax:
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Old January 21 2013, 09:59 PM   #29
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Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high?




Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'!

Bashir: Needs work.
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Old January 21 2013, 11:12 PM   #30
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Kira: I don't believe it...

Dukat: I told you!

Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?!
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