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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 14 2013, 09:54 AM   #16
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Picard: And from now on Mr. Worf is in charge of security due to the tragic death of Lt. Commander Smith.

Lt. Commander Smith: But I'm not....

*Phaser Blast*

Picard: Congratulations Mr. Worf, and welcome back. There will be a minutes silence for Smith... At some point.



Kirk: Damn it, if someone's stolen the Vulcan Love Slave porn Spock left me in his will...



Spock: Do you mind if I smoke?

Saavik: A Carry On Screaming reference at this point is most illogical.
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Old January 14 2013, 02:15 PM   #17
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CARL: "Ah man, this is some primo shit. Jim's turned into a Vulcan bird... the kind who looks she'll get even hotter and wider as the years pass."
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Old January 14 2013, 07:07 PM   #18
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Saavik: These cloud entities are all over the ship! What should we do?!

Spock: First, let this one between my legs finish what it's doing and maybe let the one behind it have a go. Then, beam them into space and get me a cigarette.




Spock: I think I just followed through.
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Old January 15 2013, 02:20 AM   #19
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Saavik: "Captain! I can see steam coming out of your pants!"
Spock: "Oh, get over yourself!"
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Old January 15 2013, 03:46 AM   #20
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Saavik:"Captain Spock! We've been hit numerous times and the ship is coming apart around us!"

Spock: "Relax, Lieutenant. This happens just about every week. Wake me if they actually order us to abandon ship."
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Old January 15 2013, 04:10 AM   #21
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Carl: Saavik, you just blew my mind.
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Old January 15 2013, 04:53 AM   #22
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Picard: We will not let this crime go unpunished. I want each and every crewman who can pull a trigger armed and on the hunt. We will find this man. We will find him and he will pay for what he did to my jacket!
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Old January 15 2013, 06:56 AM   #23
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PICARD: Ready Data? Worf? Miscellaneous cannon fodder?




CARL: Best. Disco. Ever.
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Old January 15 2013, 07:25 AM   #24
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Picard: Data trade shirts with me. Don't think red is the appropriate color right now.




Kirk: I want the crewman who broke into my secret porn stash. I want him found and keelhauled.



Spock: The captain was right. Burbon and beans, an explosive combination.
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Old January 15 2013, 08:55 AM   #25
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Carl: See! I tol' you dat da bridge would make a bitchin' hotbox!
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Old January 15 2013, 09:28 PM   #26
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Picard: "Alright then...if not 'State Fair,' then what movie do you want to watch?"
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Old January 16 2013, 01:23 AM   #27
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Picard: Perhaps in the future, Mr. Data, we could announce that most of the security detail isn't expected to survive the assault BEFORE we pass out the laser rifles...
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Old January 17 2013, 06:02 AM   #28
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Picard: Am I the only one here who does not have to compensate for something?

Data:
Perhaps, Captain. Yet according to medical records, all of us have bigger penises than you. Even Ensign Svetlana here. Isn't that right, Ensign?

Svetlana:
Da - Svetlana hung like Galaxy Child.



Saavik: Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station?
Spock: Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru.
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Old January 17 2013, 08:55 AM   #29
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Nimoy: Gene, I know you're upset about the militaristic feel to the script and hate my death; but firebombing the set isn't the solution!
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Old January 17 2013, 11:10 AM   #30
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"Okay, gentlemen. we haven't looked inside this fridge for sixteen months. We don't know what might have evolved in there. In fact, that pickle over there is looking very suspect to me. Better set phasers to maximum, don't want to take any chances."
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