TNG Caption This! 300: Captain, we're passing 300 contests! - Page 3

Isis · January 16 2013, 04:05 PM

LeadHead, TFTW.

When the crew tried Vulcan vendredi as a change of pace from Casual Friday, it was not well received.

Picard: "Yes, mademoiselle, I'll join you in a few pliés, but only if I can wear sweatpants. I refuse to show off all my junk in one of those leotards."

LaForge (OS): "No, Troi was not the right person to consult on such a sensitive piece of equipment. You do not go into its internal workings and 'run a screwdriver through its nooks and crannies to get all the gunk out.'"

Isis · January 16 2013, 04:17 PM

Triskelion wrote:

Don't worry about the STD's ruining your life, crewman. Some people go on to become First Officers with far worse cases than this.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Isis · January 16 2013, 04:19 PM

Triskelion wrote:

Don't worry about the STD's ruining your life, crewman. Some people go on to become First Officers with far worse cases than this.

"Or...according to what I've heard about the 23rd Century Enterprise...captains."

jespah · January 16 2013, 04:22 PM

Will, I'm finding a disturbing reading that says you're going to become a universally hated Chef.

Triskelion · January 17 2013, 07:15 PM

Data: Violins.
Geordi: Musicals.
Riker: Jazz.
Picard: Bollocks. I mean, flute - I mean archaeology.

Isis · January 18 2013, 04:25 PM

Riker: "A penny for your thoughts, Sir."

Picard: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20..."

Troi (OS): "I sense I said things too so softly. Let me try again."

< brief pause >

Troi (OS, a bit louder): "I just heard from mother. Her plans for next week were cancelled, so she thought it would be a great opportunity to come here instead."

Isis · January 18 2013, 04:35 PM

LaForge (OS, sotto voce): "What's wrong with Worf?"

Wesley (OS, sotto voce): "Pretty cool, huh? The other kids bet I couldn't give him a wedgie."

Honorable Ensign · January 18 2013, 11:15 PM

Thanks for the win!

Picard: Excuse me, ma'am, but you'll have to finish up. This area is scheduled for shuttle launches now.

Dr. Crusher: All I'm saying is why do I have to use this pen thing on the tricorder if my fingers work just as well?

Worf: What are you staring at? Stop trying to caption me!

inflatabledalek · January 19 2013, 01:23 AM

Revealed at last: The real reason Leadhead hasn't been able to start the contests on a Saturday constantly lately.

He likes to watch ballet of course.

LeadHead · January 20 2013, 03:35 AM

New contest has begun!

January 16 2013, 04:05 PM	#31
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 300: Captain, we're passing 300 contests! LeadHead, TFTW. When the crew tried Vulcan vendredi as a change of pace from Casual Friday, it was not well received. Picard: "Yes, mademoiselle, I'll join you in a few pliés, but only if I can wear sweatpants. I refuse to show off all my junk in one of those leotards." LaForge (OS): "No, Troi was not the right person to consult on such a sensitive piece of equipment. You do not go into its internal workings and 'run a screwdriver through its nooks and crannies to get all the gunk out.'"

January 16 2013, 04:22 PM	#34
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January 17 2013, 07:15 PM	#35
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 300: Captain, we're passing 300 contests! Data: Violins. Geordi: Musicals. Riker: Jazz. Picard: Bollocks. I mean, flute - I mean archaeology. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 18 2013, 04:25 PM	#36
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 300: Captain, we're passing 300 contests! Riker: "A penny for your thoughts, Sir." Picard: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20..." Troi (OS): "I sense I said things too so softly. Let me try again." < brief pause > Troi (OS, a bit louder): "I just heard from mother. Her plans for next week were cancelled, so she thought it would be a great opportunity to come here instead."

January 18 2013, 04:35 PM	#37
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 300: Captain, we're passing 300 contests! LaForge (OS, sotto voce): "What's wrong with Worf?" Wesley (OS, sotto voce): "Pretty cool, huh? The other kids bet I couldn't give him a wedgie."

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January 18 2013, 11:15 PM	#38
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January 19 2013, 01:23 AM	#39
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January 20 2013, 03:35 AM	#40
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