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Old January 11 2013, 06:38 AM   #31
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TROI: This Wayne guy has an odd collection of mementos.



PICARD: I'm quite sure you don't have the authority to send me to my room, Counselor.
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Old January 11 2013, 08:12 AM   #32
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Worf: Your problem with women is that you can tell when someone is lying.

Ensign in back: Oh no he didn't!
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Old January 12 2013, 03:41 AM   #33
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Picard: Yes, haha, very funny. Now who painted the exact picture of my ready room on the door?


Dr. Crusher: Drunk, again!
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Old January 12 2013, 05:42 AM   #34
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Picard: "Excellent pose, Yar. Maybe I should rethink my assessment that you're not command material."





Picard: "That shadow of mine is so obnoxious. He never stops following me."

<brief pause>

Picard: "He's right behind me, isn't he?"





Worf: "No, Geordi, I can't put my hands in the same position as yours."

LaForge: "Why not?"

Worf: "I missed my manicure appointment."
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Old January 12 2013, 05:58 AM   #35
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The calmness of this scene was short-lived when the group continued their rapid pace, failing to realize they had just stepped onto a freshly waxed floor.
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Old January 12 2013, 05:24 PM   #36
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Picard: "Now that he's just starting to come to, what's your 'lesson learned'?"

Crusher: "Next time Data complains of insomnia, maybe I shouldn't be so quick to give him an Ambien."
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Old January 12 2013, 10:43 PM   #37
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Picard - Lt Worf, open hailing systems.

Yar - Worf sir? He's helmsmen, I open the hailing systems

Picard - Oh your still here? Number 1 I thought I told you to fire her.

Riker - Well yes you did but if I got rid of her I'd be stuck with Troi and I'd rather tap that ass!

Picard (stares at Yars butt) - Fare enough.



Picard - Number 1 you have the bridge. No-one is to disturb me in my masterbatorium.... erm I me Ready Room.



Worf (Speaking to Picard)- Honestly sir I know Geordie went from Lt Jr Grade to Lt Commander in 2 years but I do not need him to monitor my work. i know where the phasers are! It's this button here.

Geordie - Actually Worf that's the horn.

Worf - Oh.....

Picard - And thats why Geordie is there..



Troi - I sense danger...

Data - What is it?

Troi - They are down to their last Milky Way bar in the venting machine.



Crusher - His systems have shut down.

Picard - Will he OK?

Crusher - I don't know, the damage is quite extensive.

Picard - Oh thank god, I really didn't want to go to his Violin concert tonight.
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Old January 12 2013, 10:46 PM   #38
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Riker: Permission to look at Yar's butt Captain?
Picard: Make it so
Yar: Hey!!!!!



Picard: Now if you'll excuse me Number One, I'm going to look at Orion Porn in my ready room. I do not want to be disturbed for at lease 15 minutes... oh who am I kidding, 3 minutes.
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Old January 13 2013, 02:01 AM   #39
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YAR: Permission to speak freely, sir?

PICARD: Granted.

YAR: If you two don't stop staring at my ass, I'm going to kick both of yours!
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Old January 13 2013, 06:24 AM   #40
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Crusher: He's farting himself to death, Captain.
LaForge: Farting all of us to death, you mean.
Picard: Is it the Edo God?
Edo God: NOT US, DUDE.
Picard: <channeling Kirk> Soooooooooooooooong!!!!!




Picard: Number One, remember that force field you activated around those two intruders on the bridge?

Riker: Way ahead of you, sir.

Yar: Is it Friday night already?




Mr Data, why is your internal servo fluid all over my ready room? Did you blow a gasket?

No sir. A Yridian.




Picard: Now that's a payload I'd like to dock.
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Old January 13 2013, 07:39 AM   #41
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Picard: Keeping your ass in view of your captain at all times, lieutenant... that's officer thinking.
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Old January 13 2013, 09:05 AM   #42
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Set Course for the 300th Contest!
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