TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! - Page 2

Triskelion · January 8 2013, 06:43 AM

JirinPanthosa wrote:

PICARD: I don't remember authorizing a Stargate crossover.
TASHA: I'm not Sam Carter, sir, I'm your security chief Tasha Yar.
PICARD: Blond short hair with dark roots, tough girl feminist who gets kidnapped by stereotypes in the third episode. Come on now.
TASHA: Okay, y'got me.

Tasha: Hey, just because my genitals are on the inside....

Isis · January 8 2013, 03:41 PM

LeadHead, TFTW.

Geordi: "Earth's 1960s called. They want their women's hair style back."

Nerys Myk · January 8 2013, 05:08 PM

WORF: You said this place would be crawling with chicks. And they'd be into us.

GEORDI: And you believed me? I'm Geordi LaForge, Wesley gets more action than me!!!

Gil T.Azell · January 9 2013, 04:05 AM

Picard: "Mr. Data , No Planking on the Bridge, besides you're doing it wrong."

Nerys Myk · January 9 2013, 04:12 AM

PICARD: Doctor, I've no idea how many batteries he takes.

Finn · January 9 2013, 05:23 PM

Tasha: Captain! The Leadhead just dropped out of the DS9 Caption Contest. They still have us and the Pre-Abrams Movies:

Riker: Red Alert! Raise Sheilds

Picard: Damn! Transfer power from the holodecks and replicators to Leadhead!

Holdfast · January 9 2013, 06:31 PM

YAR: A big greasy black guy kills me?
PICARD: I know it's not PC, but it's in the script, so...

PICARD: Does my bum look big in this?

Last person to take their hands off the Enterprise wins it.

With her empathic powers sensing exactly when the starter would fire his gun, Troi always got the best start in the sprint events.

CRUSHER: Anyone got any jump leads?
PICARD: Geordi, pull over at the station up ahead.

Finn · January 10 2013, 02:30 AM

Picard: What in the blazes happened here?

Geordi: We were going over old pictures for a slideshow screensaver. When we got to this one, Data started moaning and collapsed.

The Laughing Vulcan · January 10 2013, 03:08 PM

LaForge: "So you're in the doghouse with Chief O'Brien, huh?"
Worf: "I do not wish to discuss it."
LaForge: "Well, the whole ship is getting his side of the story."

...

LaForge: "I heard you went to his appreciation of British comedy night."
Worf: "Yes. He was showing something called... sitcoms."
LaForge: "Ah. He showed Red Dwarf, didn't he?"
Worf: "That is when Nurse Ogawa called me a communist."
LaForge: "Red Worf? I get it. Is that when you...?"
Worf: "Certainly not. Besides I understand the joke. My human parents taught me about communism, an honorable, if flawed philosophy."
LaForge: "So why did you...?"
Worf sighs: "It was when the one named Lister called the one named Rimmer a smeghead."
LaForge: "I don't get it."
Worf: "I said that at least I had the decency to wash my ridges."
LaForge: "And that's when everyone laughed at you."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "And that's when you put a bat'leth through Chief O'Brien's vintage DVD player."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "See, now that's why you don't get invited to parties."

Mistral · January 10 2013, 10:19 PM

Nerys Myk wrote:

Troi: "Oh, God, I forgot to put a static sheet in the dryer!"

Riker: "Red Alert!"

Triskelion · January 11 2013, 06:24 AM

^ Good one!

It's the Legarans, sir. They want your RSVP for their candlelight supper.

Did they mention...my request?

Yes sir. They said they were looking forward to your "Airing of Grievances" custom.

Make it so.

Picard to Yar, I require your expertise in my ready room.
A security matter, sir? Or is it another spider?
Bring a phaser, Lieutenant.

Worf: If you spent half the energy you use on the holodeck toward meeting people in Ten Forward, you would not need my help placing your singles ad on the Qo'nos central computer.

Geordi: It's a cultural exchange, Worf!

Worf: With benefits?

Geordi: There a law against benefits?

Troi: We're too late! Our Swatches have contaminated the culture!

Crusher: The new standard issue underwear have cut off the circulation to his brain.

LaForge: It could have been any one of us...

Picard: Who won the pool?

Crusher: The underwear pool? Or the Soong-type android gets killed doing something ridiculous pool?

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 06:30 AM

Worf: You realize we'll be dead by the end of this mission.

Geordi: Brothers in space can't catch no break.

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 06:31 AM

What? It looks like HTV did a fantastic job...

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 06:34 AM

Crusher: Come in, Jean-Luc. The doctor is... ready for you...

BriGuy · January 11 2013, 06:37 AM

Geordi: So, Raj was dressed up like you?

Worf: Yes.

Geordi: And Leonard was the captain, Sheldon was Data.

Worf: Correct.

Geordi: And Howard went as a Borg? That doesn't make any sense. Why didn't he go as me? I'm the chief engineer. He's an engineer.

Worf: Howard demonstrated he can attract a female.

Geordi: Oh...

January 8 2013, 03:41 PM	#17
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! LeadHead, TFTW. Geordi: "Earth's 1960s called. They want their women's hair style back."

January 8 2013, 05:08 PM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! WORF: You said this place would be crawling with chicks. And they'd be into us. GEORDI: And you believed me? I'm Geordi LaForge, Wesley gets more action than me!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 9 2013, 04:05 AM	#19
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Picard: "Mr. Data , No Planking on the Bridge, besides you're doing it wrong." __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

January 9 2013, 04:12 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! PICARD: Doctor, I've no idea how many batteries he takes. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 9 2013, 05:23 PM	#21
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Tasha: Captain! The Leadhead just dropped out of the DS9 Caption Contest. They still have us and the Pre-Abrams Movies: Riker: Red Alert! Raise Sheilds Picard: Damn! Transfer power from the holodecks and replicators to Leadhead!

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January 9 2013, 06:31 PM	#22
Holdfast Procul, O procul este profani! Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! YAR: A big greasy black guy kills me? PICARD: I know it's not PC, but it's in the script, so... PICARD: Does my bum look big in this? Last person to take their hands off the Enterprise wins it. With her empathic powers sensing exactly when the starter would fire his gun, Troi always got the best start in the sprint events. CRUSHER: Anyone got any jump leads? PICARD: Geordi, pull over at the station up ahead. __________________ Get into Medicine UK - free advice & information about medicine & medical school

January 10 2013, 02:30 AM	#23
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Picard: What in the blazes happened here? Geordi: We were going over old pictures for a slideshow screensaver. When we got to this one, Data started moaning and collapsed.

January 10 2013, 03:08 PM	#24
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! LaForge: "So you're in the doghouse with Chief O'Brien, huh?" Worf: "I do not wish to discuss it." LaForge: "Well, the whole ship is getting his side of the story." ... LaForge: "I heard you went to his appreciation of British comedy night." Worf: "Yes. He was showing something called... sitcoms." LaForge: "Ah. He showed Red Dwarf, didn't he?" Worf: "That is when Nurse Ogawa called me a communist." LaForge: "Red Worf? I get it. Is that when you...?" Worf: "Certainly not. Besides I understand the joke. My human parents taught me about communism, an honorable, if flawed philosophy." LaForge: "So why did you...?" Worf sighs: "It was when the one named Lister called the one named Rimmer a smeghead." LaForge: "I don't get it." Worf: "I said that at least I had the decency to wash my ridges." LaForge: "And that's when everyone laughed at you." Worf: "Yes." LaForge: "And that's when you put a bat'leth through Chief O'Brien's vintage DVD player." Worf: "Yes." LaForge: "See, now that's why you don't get invited to parties." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

January 11 2013, 06:24 AM	#26
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! ^ Good one! It's the Legarans, sir. They want your RSVP for their candlelight supper. Did they mention...my request? Yes sir. They said they were looking forward to your "Airing of Grievances" custom. Make it so. Picard to Yar, I require your expertise in my ready room. A security matter, sir? Or is it another spider? Bring a phaser, Lieutenant. Worf: If you spent half the energy you use on the holodeck toward meeting people in Ten Forward, you would not need my help placing your singles ad on the Qo'nos central computer. Geordi: It's a cultural exchange, Worf! Worf: With benefits? Geordi: There a law against benefits? Troi: We're too late! Our Swatches have contaminated the culture! Crusher: The new standard issue underwear have cut off the circulation to his brain. LaForge: It could have been any one of us... Picard: Who won the pool? Crusher: The underwear pool? Or the Soong-type android gets killed doing something ridiculous pool? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 11 2013, 06:30 AM	#27
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Worf: You realize we'll be dead by the end of this mission. Geordi: Brothers in space can't catch no break.

January 11 2013, 06:31 AM	#28
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! What? It looks like HTV did a fantastic job...

January 11 2013, 06:34 AM	#29
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Crusher: Come in, Jean-Luc. The doctor is... ready for you...

January 11 2013, 06:37 AM	#30
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead! Geordi: So, Raj was dressed up like you? Worf: Yes. Geordi: And Leonard was the captain, Sheldon was Data. Worf: Correct. Geordi: And Howard went as a Borg? That doesn't make any sense. Why didn't he go as me? I'm the chief engineer. He's an engineer. Worf: Howard demonstrated he can attract a female. Geordi: Oh...