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Old January 10 2013, 03:57 PM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption This 97; Sense and Sensibility



Chakotay: Kathryn, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Janeway: Silence, Chakotay! I'll get rid of the body and we'll just tell the crew she evolved into a greater being!



Kellin: So, you could take me to any restaurant in reality or fiction, via the holodeck, and you bring me to the Mess Hall and Neelix's cooking. You really don't want to get lucky, do you?



B'Elanna: And so then, I reprogrammed your father to not speak at the dinner table ever again.

Wife and Children: THANK YOU!



B'Elanna: Okay who did I go home with last night? Oh, no! I smell Leola Root!
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Old January 11 2013, 01:45 PM   #17
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Re: VOY Caption This 97; Sense and Sensibility


Janeway: Ensign Wildman...Samantha... what is it?
Wildman: Warn..the...crew... don't ..eat the..chicken
Janeway: What the hell is that smell...OH MY GOD.


Kellin: I thought chicken curry was on the menu today?
Chakotay: apparently there was an issue with food poisoning and explosive diarrhoea...poor Samantha. Still we managed to destroy it all...well apart from one pot we can't account for

Doctor: So I was going to make something from scratch but when I went down to the mess hall there was no one around so I managed to sneak a pot of chicken curry
B'Elanna: Your so bad...but this is delicious!


<B'Elanna thinking> Oh oh!!!


Paris: She was this close to making it to the John then bam...all up the wall and down the back of both legs!
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