TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

[Triskelion]

Here's to Leadhead! Hip Hip!



Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.
Scruffy: I'm on break.



Picard: The enemy isn't the other party! It's our own nature! Our own nature!
Riva: Ok, sheesh! All I asked was where's the hoochie mamas.



Troi: All the evil of your people concentrated onto you?
Aramis: Fiesta buffet at the Stinking Gorn.




The French Tickler and his sidekick, Assbot.

[T'Girl]

Triskelion wrote:

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Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.

Tasha: "They also make you feel like you're seven feet tall."

(Is Crosby standing on a box in this shot?)

[Isis]

Stewart: "The other day you said my delivery was too wooden, and today it's too mechanical. Picky, picky, picky!"

[Isis]

Picard misunderstood the meaning of "getting lit over the holidays."

[Nerys Myk]

Picard's attempt to market the Hands Free Laserpointer was a unequivocal failure.

[Triskelion]

Guinan: Around the world in eighty mother f*in days....
Data: Puttin on the Riiiiiiiiiiitz!



Geordi, Guinan asked me to tell you to stop transporting all the tequila.




Data: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. That picture of you and Leah Brahms riding bareback on a unicorn is not in fact real, Geordi, but - a hologram!

Geordi: No shit, Sherlock!




Captain, are you aware that your tank is infested with Venusian sea monkeys?

What are they doing, Data?

They would appear to be giving me the middle flipper.

[Isis]

Worst...Trek convention...ever.





Riker (OS): "Deanna, when I found that licorice-scented bubblebath, I thought you'd enjoy it, but you have to read the directions. You use a capful, not the whole bottle."





Once you go machine, anything else is a bad dream.

[Isis]

Picard: "What do you mean you forgot to make reservations? The Stinking Gorn has a waiting list a mile long. It's not like I can just slip 'em a few quatloos."

[Gary7]

Picard: "Hey, I never said you could borrow from my wardrobe, especially my prized 80's Futurism collection; now take 'em off!"
Riva: "What the hell's wrong with you? These are just some fashionable drapes from the rec room!"

[Holdfast]

Enterprise Prom Night threw up some unexpected couples.

[Velocity]

Picard: Listen to me! I said, Listen to Me!

Riva: What? What? I can't hear you! You're covering up my ears!

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: There's gotta be away to make this look like an accident.

[Triskelion]

Data: I read the Yelp reviews. Commander Riker gave the Stinking Gorn four Vulcan salutes, and recommended the Parthas à la Yuta.

Picard: When I develop a taste for sehlat taint, I'll let you know, Data.

[TrickyDickie]

Geordi: "I feel like I'm wearing somebody's old quilt!"

Picard: "I feel that if I can't grow hair on the top of my head, then I'm damned well going to grow it somewhere!"

Data: "I feel....like I belong in an old episode of 'Maude'!"

Beverly: "I feel like I'm losing my mind!"

[Triskelion]

Crusher: You guys want to go f*ck up ST: Enterprise?
All:
I'm in.
Me too.
Make it so.