TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! - Page 2

JirinPanthosa · January 1 2013, 03:53 AM

TALL GUY: When is Q going to tell Picard he isn't really an omnipotent life form? He's just a spoiled rich kid from a technologically advanced species who likes to mess with people?
SHORT GUY: Ssh. I don't question when I get work!

DEANNA: Stop calling me Armus! It's me, my shuttle landed in a tar pit!

TASHA: Wesley. Drugs...make you feel good.
WESLEY: Yeah, I know. I'm a 14 year old, of course I've tried...err, I mean. I just don't understand.
TASHA: Wesley. I hope you never do!
WESLEY: (Reaches into his pocket and makes sure his stash isn't sticking out)

Captain Picard's halloween costume didn't get the reaction he hoped it would.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 1 2013, 04:09 AM

Tall guy: Get ready to bid! That rare mint condition edition of "Picard's Polka Favorites" only just went on Ebay.

Worst. Money shot. Ever.

inflatabledalek · January 1 2013, 05:34 AM

Picard: "Wait... We don't just have to caption the pictures... we've got to pick the pictures as well? This is too much effort for New Year's! I'm drunk and Doctor Crusher isn't putting out... I don't have time to choose screen grabs!

Riva: Just make a caption for a pic somebody else uploaded. But be sure to mention how picking your own picture was too much effort for your lazy ass self, that is amazingly post modern.

Picard: Really? It's not a bit old hat and obvious?

Riva: Nah, especially if you point out it's old hat and obvious. That's even more post modern! As long as you remember to do it in character.

Picard: OK!

Nerys Myk · January 1 2013, 06:22 AM

PICARD: Nope, that piece of spinach is still there.

shivkala · January 1 2013, 07:03 AM

Tall Guy: Wait, this is Star Trek? Dressed as streotypical as this, I would have thought this was Star Wars!

or

1st guy: For the last time, I'm not Peter Dinklage! Though, on the other hand, given the option, I'd rather get confused with him than have yet another person call me "That Mini-Me Guy" again!

Sadly, BP survived into the 24th Century...

Denise Crosby: Forget this, a lifetime of Nerds bothering me, yeah, right! I'm outta here! I'm getting a real career, you'll see, I'll be as popular as Meryl Streep and Cher!

Picard was less than happy with the iPhone 360.

T'Girl · January 1 2013, 09:05 AM

Picard: "This look like an establishment that can supply our needs Mr. Data."

Data: "Beer and fat chicks Captain?

Jonathan Frakes: "Oh yeah everyone, ha ha. Real fukking funny."

Picard: "Data, do you have any question about Marti Gras?"

Data: "Yes Captain, why is Counselor Troi accumulating all the beads?"

Triskelion · January 1 2013, 12:20 PM

I have one rule, Data.
"No fat chicks?"
Make it so.

The Laughing Vulcan · January 1 2013, 02:04 PM

Data: "Brussel Sprouts at the Stinking Gorn. Are you sure you wish to tempt fate, Captain?"

Finn · January 1 2013, 02:46 PM

Picard: Is that Tasha going in that brothel?

Data: No

Holdfast · January 1 2013, 06:56 PM

Darth Vader revisits Mustafar and finds out his suit doesn't cope well with the heat.

inflatabledalek · January 1 2013, 07:15 PM

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Midget Man: Do you think the Fu Man Chu tache will fool them into thinking I'm Chinese?

Amus: Is it 'cause I is black?

Tasha: Wes... would you make the staring at my tits thing a bit less obvious?

Wesley: If you make the "Drugs are bad M'Kay" thing a bit less obvious first.

Locutus: Have you ever thought about Jesus?

shivkala · January 1 2013, 08:00 PM

While such "gems" as Batman and Robin, Meteor Man, Steel, etc., one can often easily forget another entry into the "Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time from the 90's" category, Baldman and Whitey.

JirinPanthosa · January 1 2013, 10:03 PM

I'll add a little bit of same-actor fun.

After buying Data's communicator for three dollars, Gul Dukat was able to signal his ship to abort the mission to destroy the Federation before it was ever founded: They had been discovered.

CASSIDY: Ben! Um, this is awkward. It's just you're away on the Defiant so often, and when I met Nikolai on this planet, he thought I was one of the natives.

Dr Soong's robotics work was heavily influenced by Futurama.

Gil T.Azell · January 2 2013, 02:30 AM

Picard: "Evil Spirits be gone by the power of..."

Riva: (thinking) Who the Fuck does he think he is Earnest Angley?

shivkala · January 2 2013, 03:07 AM

Frederick La Rouque: If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

You know, this might all make sense if Kassidy Yates as a Section-31 intelligence officer, sent to investigate Worf's brother, and then, later, sent to infiltrate the Marquis...

Data: I will make you a deal, Geordi, you don't make an Android reference, and I won't call your VISOR an "eye" phone.

January 1 2013, 03:53 AM	#16
JirinPanthosa Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! TALL GUY: When is Q going to tell Picard he isn't really an omnipotent life form? He's just a spoiled rich kid from a technologically advanced species who likes to mess with people? SHORT GUY: Ssh. I don't question when I get work! DEANNA: Stop calling me Armus! It's me, my shuttle landed in a tar pit! TASHA: Wesley. Drugs...make you feel good. WESLEY: Yeah, I know. I'm a 14 year old, of course I've tried...err, I mean. I just don't understand. TASHA: Wesley. I hope you never do! WESLEY: (Reaches into his pocket and makes sure his stash isn't sticking out) Captain Picard's halloween costume didn't get the reaction he hoped it would.

January 1 2013, 04:09 AM	#17
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Tall guy: Get ready to bid! That rare mint condition edition of "Picard's Polka Favorites" only just went on Ebay. Worst. Money shot. Ever. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Last edited by Mr. Laser Beam; January 1 2013 at 04:20 AM.

January 1 2013, 05:34 AM	#18
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Picard: "Wait... We don't just have to caption the pictures... we've got to pick the pictures as well? This is too much effort for New Year's! I'm drunk and Doctor Crusher isn't putting out... I don't have time to choose screen grabs! Riva: Just make a caption for a pic somebody else uploaded. But be sure to mention how picking your own picture was too much effort for your lazy ass self, that is amazingly post modern. Picard: Really? It's not a bit old hat and obvious? Riva: Nah, especially if you point out it's old hat and obvious. That's even more post modern! As long as you remember to do it in character. Picard: OK! __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1

January 1 2013, 06:22 AM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! PICARD: Nope, that piece of spinach is still there. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 1 2013, 07:03 AM	#20
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Tall Guy: Wait, this is Star Trek? Dressed as streotypical as this, I would have thought this was Star Wars! or 1st guy: For the last time, I'm not Peter Dinklage! Though, on the other hand, given the option, I'd rather get confused with him than have yet another person call me "That Mini-Me Guy" again! Sadly, BP survived into the 24th Century... Denise Crosby: Forget this, a lifetime of Nerds bothering me, yeah, right! I'm outta here! I'm getting a real career, you'll see, I'll be as popular as Meryl Streep and Cher! Picard was less than happy with the iPhone 360. __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

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January 1 2013, 09:05 AM	#21
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Picard: "This look like an establishment that can supply our needs Mr. Data." Data: "Beer and fat chicks Captain? Jonathan Frakes: "Oh yeah everyone, ha ha. Real fukking funny." Picard: "Data, do you have any question about Marti Gras?" Data: "Yes Captain, why is Counselor Troi accumulating all the beads?" Last edited by T'Girl; January 1 2013 at 09:36 AM.

January 1 2013, 12:20 PM	#22
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! I have one rule, Data. "No fat chicks?" Make it so. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 1 2013, 02:04 PM	#23
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Data: "Brussel Sprouts at the Stinking Gorn. Are you sure you wish to tempt fate, Captain?" __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

January 1 2013, 02:46 PM	#24
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Picard: Is that Tasha going in that brothel? Data: No

January 1 2013, 06:56 PM	#25
Holdfast Procul, O procul este profani! Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Darth Vader revisits Mustafar and finds out his suit doesn't cope well with the heat. __________________ Get into Medicine UK - free advice & information about medicine & medical school

January 1 2013, 07:15 PM	#26
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! [QUOTE=shivkala;7471684] Midget Man: Do you think the Fu Man Chu tache will fool them into thinking I'm Chinese? Amus: Is it 'cause I is black? Tasha: Wes... would you make the staring at my tits thing a bit less obvious? Wesley: If you make the "Drugs are bad M'Kay" thing a bit less obvious first. Locutus: Have you ever thought about Jesus? __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1

January 1 2013, 08:00 PM	#27
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! While such "gems" as Batman and Robin, Meteor Man, Steel, etc., one can often easily forget another entry into the "Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time from the 90's" category, Baldman and Whitey. __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

January 1 2013, 10:03 PM	#28
JirinPanthosa Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! I'll add a little bit of same-actor fun. After buying Data's communicator for three dollars, Gul Dukat was able to signal his ship to abort the mission to destroy the Federation before it was ever founded: They had been discovered. CASSIDY: Ben! Um, this is awkward. It's just you're away on the Defiant so often, and when I met Nikolai on this planet, he thought I was one of the natives. Dr Soong's robotics work was heavily influenced by Futurama.

January 2 2013, 02:30 AM	#29
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Picard: "Evil Spirits be gone by the power of..." Riva: (thinking) Who the Fuck does he think he is Earnest Angley? __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

January 2 2013, 03:07 AM	#30
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All! Frederick La Rouque: If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! You know, this might all make sense if Kassidy Yates as a Section-31 intelligence officer, sent to investigate Worf's brother, and then, later, sent to infiltrate the Marquis... Data: I will make you a deal, Geordi, you don't make an Android reference, and I won't call your VISOR an "eye" phone. __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson