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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 1 2013, 03:53 AM   #16
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TALL GUY: When is Q going to tell Picard he isn't really an omnipotent life form? He's just a spoiled rich kid from a technologically advanced species who likes to mess with people?
SHORT GUY: Ssh. I don't question when I get work!



DEANNA: Stop calling me Armus! It's me, my shuttle landed in a tar pit!



TASHA: Wesley. Drugs...make you feel good.
WESLEY: Yeah, I know. I'm a 14 year old, of course I've tried...err, I mean. I just don't understand.
TASHA: Wesley. I hope you never do!
WESLEY: (Reaches into his pocket and makes sure his stash isn't sticking out)



Captain Picard's halloween costume didn't get the reaction he hoped it would.
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Old January 1 2013, 04:09 AM   #17
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Tall guy: Get ready to bid! That rare mint condition edition of "Picard's Polka Favorites" only just went on Ebay.



Worst. Money shot. Ever.
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Old January 1 2013, 05:34 AM   #18
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Picard: "Wait... We don't just have to caption the pictures... we've got to pick the pictures as well? This is too much effort for New Year's! I'm drunk and Doctor Crusher isn't putting out... I don't have time to choose screen grabs!

Riva: Just make a caption for a pic somebody else uploaded. But be sure to mention how picking your own picture was too much effort for your lazy ass self, that is amazingly post modern.

Picard: Really? It's not a bit old hat and obvious?

Riva: Nah, especially if you point out it's old hat and obvious. That's even more post modern! As long as you remember to do it in character.

Picard: OK!
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Old January 1 2013, 06:22 AM   #19
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PICARD: Nope, that piece of spinach is still there.
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Old January 1 2013, 07:03 AM   #20
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Tall Guy: Wait, this is Star Trek? Dressed as streotypical as this, I would have thought this was Star Wars!

or

1st guy: For the last time, I'm not Peter Dinklage! Though, on the other hand, given the option, I'd rather get confused with him than have yet another person call me "That Mini-Me Guy" again!



Sadly, BP survived into the 24th Century...



Denise Crosby: Forget this, a lifetime of Nerds bothering me, yeah, right! I'm outta here! I'm getting a real career, you'll see, I'll be as popular as Meryl Streep and Cher!



Picard was less than happy with the iPhone 360.
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Old January 1 2013, 09:05 AM   #21
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Picard: "This look like an establishment that can supply our needs Mr. Data."

Data: "Beer and fat chicks Captain?



Jonathan Frakes: "Oh yeah everyone, ha ha. Real fukking funny."



Picard: "Data, do you have any question about Marti Gras?"

Data: "Yes Captain, why is Counselor Troi accumulating all the beads?"


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Old January 1 2013, 12:20 PM   #22
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I have one rule, Data.
"No fat chicks?"
Make it so.
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Old January 1 2013, 02:04 PM   #23
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Data: "Brussel Sprouts at the Stinking Gorn. Are you sure you wish to tempt fate, Captain?"
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Old January 1 2013, 02:46 PM   #24
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Picard: Is that Tasha going in that brothel?

Data: No

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Old January 1 2013, 06:56 PM   #25
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Darth Vader revisits Mustafar and finds out his suit doesn't cope well with the heat.
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Old January 1 2013, 07:15 PM   #26
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Midget Man: Do you think the Fu Man Chu tache will fool them into thinking I'm Chinese?



Amus: Is it 'cause I is black?



Tasha: Wes... would you make the staring at my tits thing a bit less obvious?

Wesley: If you make the "Drugs are bad M'Kay" thing a bit less obvious first.



Locutus: Have you ever thought about Jesus?
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Old January 1 2013, 08:00 PM   #27
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While such "gems" as Batman and Robin, Meteor Man, Steel, etc., one can often easily forget another entry into the "Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time from the 90's" category, Baldman and Whitey.
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Old January 1 2013, 10:03 PM   #28
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I'll add a little bit of same-actor fun.



After buying Data's communicator for three dollars, Gul Dukat was able to signal his ship to abort the mission to destroy the Federation before it was ever founded: They had been discovered.



CASSIDY: Ben! Um, this is awkward. It's just you're away on the Defiant so often, and when I met Nikolai on this planet, he thought I was one of the natives.



Dr Soong's robotics work was heavily influenced by Futurama.
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Old January 2 2013, 02:30 AM   #29
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Picard: "Evil Spirits be gone by the power of..."

Riva: (thinking) Who the Fuck does he think he is Earnest Angley?
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Old January 2 2013, 03:07 AM   #30
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Frederick La Rouque: If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!



You know, this might all make sense if Kassidy Yates as a Section-31 intelligence officer, sent to investigate Worf's brother, and then, later, sent to infiltrate the Marquis...



Data: I will make you a deal, Geordi, you don't make an Android reference, and I won't call your VISOR an "eye" phone.
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