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Old December 28 2012, 03:12 AM   #16
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

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Just imagine how complicated it would be for the Andorians? Four sexes, thats a lot of different parts to interlock.
Kinda like Voltron.
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Old December 28 2012, 03:44 AM   #17
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

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What do you think different races' genitals would look like? On the one hand you'd think they'd have different (alien) parts down there but on the other...well...most Trek races are humanoid in every other way - they're probably human genital-ed as well.

Happy Holidays Everybodyyyy!
Well, we saw this guy's genitals, located on his knee of all places. He must enjoy getting lap dances.

Ans seriously, how the hell did this thread go ten posts befiore this guy was mentioned? You all call yourselves Trekkies?
Nope. I call myself Jesus the Christ, Son of Mars and King of all Space Judea, but the knee based genitalia guy was mentioned earlier than ten posts in.

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What do you think different races' genitals would look like? On the one hand you'd think they'd have different (alien) parts down there but on the other...well...most Trek races are humanoid in every other way - they're probably human genital-ed as well.

Happy Holidays Everybodyyyy!
Jesus, who the eff cares? What, are you 13 years old? If you have a sincere interest in the genitlia of other species, there are plenty to choose from on earth. Ask your nearest vet to show you.
He says, in a clearly marked alien genitalia thread.
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Old December 28 2012, 03:55 AM   #18
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

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Jesus, who the eff cares?
Really, where does this guy think he is? Some kind of science fiction discussion site?

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Old December 28 2012, 04:46 AM   #19
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What do you think different races' genitals would look like? On the one hand you'd think they'd have different (alien) parts down there but on the other...well...most Trek races are humanoid in every other way - they're probably human genital-ed as well.

Happy Holidays Everybodyyyy!
Jesus, who the eff cares? What, are you 13 years old? If you have a sincere interest in the genitlia of other species, there are plenty to choose from on earth. Ask your nearest vet to show you.
Oh, let the kid have some juvenile fun. We all like to be immature once in a while.
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Old December 28 2012, 04:50 AM   #20
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Spock has a green knob.
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Old December 28 2012, 04:56 AM   #21
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post
jayrath wrote: View Post
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What do you think different races' genitals would look like? On the one hand you'd think they'd have different (alien) parts down there but on the other...well...most Trek races are humanoid in every other way - they're probably human genital-ed as well.

Happy Holidays Everybodyyyy!
Jesus, who the eff cares? What, are you 13 years old? If you have a sincere interest in the genitlia of other species, there are plenty to choose from on earth. Ask your nearest vet to show you.
Oh, let the kid have some juvenile fun. We all like to be immature once in a while.
Once in a while? I try for at least once a day

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Spock has a green knob.
Makes sense, given the green blood.
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Old December 28 2012, 03:48 PM   #22
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I was thinking in a different spotlight: How the HELL did all aliens become so bloody humanoid???
Makes no sense, AT ALL.

If there are aliens, by God, they'd look all but humanoid.
Maybe a huge ball of fur, elephant size, in which a fly-sized critter sits.
Who knows?
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Old December 28 2012, 10:20 PM   #23
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What do you think different races' genitals would look like? On the one hand you'd think they'd have different (alien) parts down there but on the other...well...most Trek races are humanoid in every other way - they're probably human genital-ed as well.

Happy Holidays Everybodyyyy!
Well, we saw this guy's genitals, located on his knee of all places. He must enjoy getting lap dances.

Ans seriously, how the hell did this thread go ten posts befiore this guy was mentioned? You all call yourselves Trekkies?
Because it was mentioned in post #6.
And that's what I get for only reading the first sentence of each post.
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Old December 29 2012, 09:44 AM   #24
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

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I was thinking in a different spotlight: How the HELL did all aliens become so bloody humanoid???
Makes no sense, AT ALL.

If there are aliens, by God, they'd look all but humanoid.
Maybe a huge ball of fur, elephant size, in which a fly-sized critter sits.
Who knows?
How'd we know that, it's like the assumption that because we don't know how to go faster than light, than they can't too; if they exist, they'll land on the white house lawn to meet us.

When it comes to anything alien, expect the unexpected.
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Old December 29 2012, 11:02 AM   #25
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Well, I'm old enough to remember Voltron sooooooo, no, not a kid.

Also, interlock like Voltron? Or this guy? Hi-larious. Don't mess with Andorianator!

No need NOT to think about aliens' genitals. People wonder what's under Breen helmets...well, why not wonder what's under everybody's shorts? Plus I always LOVED seeing stuff like this...wondering what other creative biology was just under the uniform (hehehe) and not just on the forehead.

As for the reproductive parts themselves, like all aliens, they SHOULD be very different from humans' parts but alas, are probably not. If for the only reason that it'd be kinda silly for aliens to be utterly humanoid in every way save for a few little skin folds here and there yet have VASTLY different anatomy just in that one place - apologies to Londo Mollari and the Centauri race.

Fanlore.com was, sadly, eye-opening. Why always with the K/S?

Smart point on Vulcan breast not being pointed. Our genitals don't look like our ears or foreheads...why should an alien's?

If I were a better artist, I'd try to sketch some parts out. For the time being, I'll just have to wonder. Suffice it to say, I imagine Klingons to be rather wooly down there and Ferengi to be rather not.
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Old December 29 2012, 11:35 AM   #26
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Re: Going There: Alien Genitals

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Well, I'm old enough to remember Voltron sooooooo, no, not a kid.

Also, interlock like Voltron? Or this guy? Hi-larious. Don't mess with Andorianator!

No need NOT to think about aliens' genitals. People wonder what's under Breen helmets...well, why not wonder what's under everybody's shorts? Plus I always LOVED seeing stuff like this...wondering what other creative biology was just under the uniform (hehehe) and not just on the forehead.

As for the reproductive parts themselves, like all aliens, they SHOULD be very different from humans' parts but alas, are probably not. If for the only reason that it'd be kinda silly for aliens to be utterly humanoid in every way save for a few little skin folds here and there yet have VASTLY different anatomy just in that one place - apologies to Londo Mollari and the Centauri race.

Fanlore.com was, sadly, eye-opening. Why always with the K/S?

Smart point on Vulcan breast not being pointed. Our genitals don't look like our ears or foreheads...why should an alien's?

If I were a better artist, I'd try to sketch some parts out. For the time being, I'll just have to wonder. Suffice it to say, I imagine Klingons to be rather wooly down there and Ferengi to be rather not.
You'd love Go Lion, the original Japanese of Voltron, it's like watching a totally different show, plus that old, fat maid everyone hates meets a nasty end near the series.

Anyhow, when dealing with an alien's naughty bits, if they even have any naughty bits, as I mentioned, expect pretty much anything.
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Old December 29 2012, 11:52 AM   #27
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He's a Ballchinian!
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