How would you have written Kim

[Guy Gardener]

What Kim should have said...

"Mind control? really? I'm not in control of my actions? I'm an ongoing danger to the ship? I had best get to sick bay immediately. Thank you."

[teacake]

What is really funny is that when he says "have you ever been in love Captain?" it's his version of "Fuck you, I'm not your bitch!"

[Timewalker]

Guy Gardener wrote:

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I'm pretty sure that panty waist like Kim because of personal holodeck settings would have adjusted Michael to have a considerably smaller penis than he has when when Janeway unbuckles his pantaloons.

*snicker* If Harry really wanted a promotion, he should have adjusted Michael's "parameters" a bit... and then told Janeway he'd restore them IF she promoted him to Lieutenant (since Janeway herself couldn't do any more adjustments...).

If Kirk could get a commendation for cheating, why couldn't Harry get a promotion for blackmail?

[teacake]

Wouldn't work. Janeway would just go back and make her own personal, not to be shared Michael.

[Guy Gardener]

But she'd still see the other Michael walking around with a neck tattoo stating that "No one sucks cock like Harry Kim."

Frankly he should have gotten a promotion for inventiing Astrometrics... If he had kicked Seven out and dominated the position.

Walking away like a wuss back to Operations where he belonged is exactly why he wasn't ever promoted.

[teacake]

So she'd bribe Kim with a promotion or perhaps just some extra holodeck time if he would change his Michael's face.. heck he could change it to Paris and she would never ever tell.

[Guy Gardener]

The father of her children?

Kathy knows exactly what it feels like when Paris mounts her.

[teacake]

Okay fine, perhaps sentiment for that damp little encounter would make Paris off limits.

In order to free her Michael from such duties she would pass on a copy of Vulcan Love Slave and point out to Kim that Tuvok really does have very excellent cheek bones. And breathing techniques. And stamina.

[Guy Gardener]

Where are you having sex that it isn't always damp?

[teacake]

Well when you get really old..

[Guy Gardener]

That's about 5 months away.

Voyager didn't have a science officer.

How do you think he would look in blue?

[teacake]

Who, Michael?

[Guy Gardener]

This is a Kim Thread.

Don't forget that he exists in his own damn thread.

Have some respect.

[teacake]

I forgot about him. He was off topic for at least three posts.

He'd look a dork in blue. And that has it's appeal but he's not enough of a dork to make that happen.

They would have to change his whole personality, he'd have to be curious and smart and smug.

[Guy Gardener]

Kim once made Tom feel deficient because the helmboy couldnt remember being born.

He's got smug in spades.